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One time we had missionaries over at our house, and my mom mentioned the fact that there was a Star Wars religion. One of them got so excited that he clapped his hands together and blurted out:

“I WANT TO JOIN!!!!!!!!!!”

The other missionary gave him a surprised look, and then, I kid you not, two seconds later it started pouring and hailing outside.

The other missionary just glared at him and went: “Look at what you’ve done.”

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[four drawings of hands holding each other. both hands are pale and vaguely masculine]

Admit it, you just thought of your OTP.

What do you mean it’s not my OTP?

The OTP test: Which ever pairing comes to mind first… yup, that’s your OTP.

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my dad just said “what if My Chemical Romance comes back as My Chemical Steady Relationship and just does parodies [sic] their old songs and it will be like ‘The White Parade’ or ‘I’m Perfectly Fine.’” MY DAD IS A FUCKING NIGHT BLOGGER. SOMEONE HELP ME.

This could work.

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my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didn’t like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.

Pin the dick on the roman

[supernatural gif of the character dick roman] Oh, well, now you’re just flirting.

I just spat my coffee all over my fucking screen.

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Cas mumbling in enochian when he sleeps. (◡‿◡✿)

Cas muttering in enochian when he gets frustrated. (◕‿◕✿)

Cas crying out in enochian when he’s being held down and fucked into the mattress. (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

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Who’s there?

Do we

*opens door slightly* *peeks out* Do we who?

*screams* DO WE WOOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEEE OOOOOH OOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOH!! *turns into tardis*

[whovians intensify]

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[image of an inflatable bed for your car]

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

or homelessness

two kinds of people.

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously.

* three kinds of people.

[supernatural gif] Third kind already? You better run man, I think the fourth kind is a butt thing.

HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

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dionysus and apollo have quickly become two of my favourite greek gods

so i looked them up and i found my new favourite picture

look at their faces

look at how fucking drunk dionysus is

look at apollo

look at his face

so judgmental

i love it

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#heart of gold and shoulder waist ratio of a dorito

[image of captain america with a dorito superimposed on his torso]

Inspired by this post

Disclaimer: The Dorito was not manipulated in any way other than scaled to fit the shoulder width of Cap in this photo. Cap really does have the shoulder to waist ratio of a Dorito!

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[image of a chair with gandalf’s face imprinted on the seat]

Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.

or someone has the weirdest ass ever

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[image of a red leaf that looks like lips on a tan background]

Moisturize me.

only whovians can make a reference out of a leaf on a beach

And we are very proud of it.

It’s better than a Rose that’s left on the beach…