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[four drawings of hands holding each other. both hands are pale and vaguely masculine]

Admit it, you just thought of your OTP.

What do you mean it’s not my OTP?

The OTP test: Which ever pairing comes to mind first… yup, that’s your OTP.

[yoilitmag]

Introducing Issue 1 Writer, Brenda!

On Brenda’s menu, the chef writer’s special is side ships with a generous helping of pining. From unrequited soulmates to fluff at a fair, recommendations for her works highlight her ability to delve into the dynamic between characters. Under the spell of her writing, you’ll find yourself devouring every word, every phrase, every bit of dialogue. It is all too easy to get swept away by the characters she writes and the outcomes of their relationships, to the point that you’ll find yourself asking for a second helping (and perhaps even a third!) just so you can experience them again.

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by phichit-chu (howtobottlefame)

Meis thinks again how it must be a cruel joke that they ended up here. Of all people, it had to be Gueira.

He doesn’t remember, but Meis can’t forget.

Words: 2500, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Promare (2019)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Gueira (Promare), Meis (Promare)

Relationships: Gueira/Meis (Promare)

Additional Tags: Childhood Friends, or long lost childhood friends, Light Angst

[russian-fairy]

OtaYuri fic recs #23

Here’s the final Otayuri rec post of 2017! I wanna give a big shout out to all our talented authors, and thank you for the amazing reading experiences I’ve had in this fandom since I joined it a year ago! Here’s hoping 2018 will be equally amazing for Otayuri :)

The Golden Lord by Nomanono, explicit, 13.2k, historical AU, warnings: slavery, dub-con

Lord Leroy’s slave is everything Otabek wants, if only he can win him.

Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You by CatAvalon (CazinaIna), mature, 2.6k

Every day, when he wakes up with his head pillowed on Beka’s chest, he wonders what he ever did to deserve this, to deserve the undivided and unconditional love that Otabek gives him. Yuri’s no saint. He gets angry, he cusses and spits and swears until the words run out and he’s gasping for air, yet Beka’s always there, waiting patiently for him to find himself amongst the chaos he’s created, ready to lead him home.

Lullaby by ded_i_am_just_ded, not rated, 44k

After an accident brings him to Almaty, Yuri finds Otabek’s private journal that will bring him closer to his best friend but may absolutely destroy him in the end.

If You Got It, Flaunt It by mousapelli, teen, 1.5k

Three SASO bingo fills for the “Oh No He’s Hot” prompt collection, where both Yuri and Otabek are a mess over each other.

Self Indulgence: A Ficlet by H3llcat, explicit, 2.6k, gamers AU

They’ve been playing this stupid game together for eleven years. Maybe it’s time to finally meet in person.

Never Felt Right Calling This “Just Friends” by PunkTsuki, explicit, 1.3k, high school AU

He can’t. He shouldn’t. But god just the sound of Otabek’s slow, rhythmic breathing as he lays so close to him has set Yuri’s imagination alight. What would it sound like closer, faster, heavier and hot in his ear, on his neck, in his mouth? Fuck.

Pieces of Me, Pieces of You, Pieces of Us by CatAvalon (CazinaIna), explicit, 28k, warning: mentions of Yuri/other

When Otabek tries to surprise Yuri by coming to St Petersburg, he finds his apartment empty besides some spoilt cats and a scrawled note on the kitchen counter. With nothing better to do, and a non-refundable return ticket, he decides to stay amidst the whirlwind that Yuri’s left behind, finding pieces of him in ways he’d never been able to before. Thus ensues a period of self-discovery, self-loathing and some acts that Otabek’s far from proud of.

Sticky by djdaddybek (llyn),explicit, 3.6k, warnings: daddy kink, kitty play, dub-con, group sex, drug use, Yuri/JJ, Yuri/Emil, Otabek/JJ

Otabek, JJ, & Emil play with a woozy kitty.

Golden Years by BoxWineConfessions, explicit, 8k

Despite spending more than twenty years together, at thirty-nine and forty-one, Yuri and Otabek are newlyweds dealing with chronic joint pain, midlife crises, and increasingly long refractory periods. Although it cannot take the grays out of Otabek’s hair and make it go back to coal black, nor can it reduce the number of bottles of wrinkle cream on Yuri’s vanity, love may just be enough.

I’m In Love With the Shape of You by phichit-chu (howtobottlefame), explicit, 2.5k

Despite the distance and the busy schedules, two lives completely different than when they first met, despite everything they keep finding each other. They pull to the same place like they’re each other’s centre of gravity.

Candy Kitten by JujuRotfuchs, explicit, 20k, werewolf!Otabek, kitten!Yuri AU

The big bad wolf lurking in the woods has a craving for some sugar. This Halloween, he wants to get the sweetest thing.

The Hunt by copperwings, explicit, 19.4k, Russian mafia AU, hitman!Otabek

The Palach is a hitman with a reputation of being emotionless and efficient. All the syndicate families only use his services when they want to off one of their own and make it look like someone else ordered the deal. The Palach is a ruthless killer, but he does have one rule: no women and no children. Looking way younger than his age saves Yuri Plisetsky from being slaughtered alongside six Nikiforov men, but afterwards nothing is the same. He finds himself on an escape journey through the underworld after he finds out that he was the intended target of the hit, and that someone is determined to finish the job.

There is no one Yuri can turn to for help, aside from a happily smiling Thai syndicate boss who owes him one and the anonymous hitman who held him at gunpoint. The Palach knows who ordered the hit, so Yuri intends to find him, squeeze the information out of him and have his revenge. Somehow.

Last Dance by djdaddybek (llyn), explicit, 4.3k, warning: underage, dirty talk

After Otabek goes out for the season with a broken leg, Yuri flies to Almaty to try to save his plummeting mood

[yoiotdfics]

Fic Recs for January 2017

Call First by  bmmboo

Summary:

Key or no key, calling ahead before you visit someone’s house is a courtesy that shouldn’t be forgotten. - “To be fair it IS their house.” “Beka.” “…and they’re married, so I mean…It probably isn’t just the couch, you know?” “SHUT THE FUCK UP.”

Along With the Stars by  inwhatfurnace

Summary:

“You picked the duet,�� there’s a reassuring squeeze of his hand. “Why?” “I want –” he stops, voice shaking, and tries again. “I want you to skate it with me?”

The Poodle and the Noot by  the_ol_razzle_dazazzle

Summary:

There was no summary, this is pure utter crack fic.  It is a Pingu/Makkachin fic.

in a palace of cracked marble by  clxude

Summary:

Jean-Jacques Leroy is strong. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t break occasionally.

Darling by  ClockworkDinosaur

Summary:

Victor and Yuuri are not fluent in the others native language.

Easy as Raz Dva Tri by  azriona

Summary:

Yuuri wants to surprise Victor. Victor wants to surprise Yuuri.

Well… at least they’re surprised, right?

Beside the Dancing Sea by  lily_winterwood, MapleTreeway

Summary:

He’s finally here in this lovely and quiet little beach cottage, and the rest of the year seems to stretch out infinitely before him. Time will pass, though, and it will pass faster than he realises, but in the meantime he will stop worrying about writer’s block and deadlines and not even having the foggiest clue what his next novel’s going to be about, and live.

New York Times-bestselling author Viktor Nikiforov arrives in the sleepy seaside town of Torvill Cove to cure his writer’s block. After encountering local wallflower Yuuri Katsuki at a party, he discovers that this mysterious dark-haired man has a couple secrets up his sleeve.

And Viktor will be damned if he doesn’t find out just what those secrets are.

Thank Goodness for the Internet by  MadameFolie

Summary:

Yuuri Katsuki has nearly inhuman stamina. So sometimes Victor needs to get a little creative to even the playing field.

That Would Be Enough by  anteachrist

Summary:

“Hey, it’s gonna be okay buddy. You’re gonna be okay. You did such a good job okay? You lived a good life, a great one in fact! You’ve been the best best friend I could ever ask for. You and Yuuri, you’re my family okay? You’re all I’ve got and I love you so much bud.”

Or: Makkachin dies and Yuuri helps Viktor cope

Good Boy by  ayyyywhatsup

Summary:

Viktor has a not so small praise kink. Yuuri’s a bit clueless at first, but once he finds out, he takes advantage of it like there’s no tomorrow.

Or the praise kink fic that quickly spiralled down into overstim territory

Minor Incidentals by  aurons_fan

Summary:

When the topic of money comes up in a relationship, it’s best to know where you stand before mentioning a little thing like coaching fees.

proper poise by  demistories

Summary:

“Popular!”

Yuuri groans as the familiar ringtone wakes him from a dream that was probably really nice, but is already slipping away. Goddammit, Phichit. Today is supposed to be a rest day, which is supposed to mean sleeping in.

Yuuri Says  by  breathedeep222

Summary:

This stemmed from thinking about Yuuri being naturally dominant and ordering Victor (who totally loves it) around but being completely oblivious in the process.

I know it’s tagged Dom/Sub but there is like barely anything kinky in this fic lol. It focuses less on any actual kink and more on Yuuri being fucking clueless to how much of a sub Victor is.

Sharing an Umbrella by  Ellie_Rosie

Summary:

Three times Viktor and Yuuri share an umbrella.

At the Rink by  Velvedere

There are showers in the locker room at the local skating rink…

singularity by  springsoldier (ladydaredevil)

Victor Nikiforov, Jedi Knight, does not struggle with attachments. It’s only that Duke Katsuki of Hasetsu is unfairly attractive.

Love in Exile by  MartyMuses

Once a well know ballet dancer in St. Petersburg, Victor Nikiforov finds himself exiled to Sakhalin Island as a political convict in 1881. As a man sentenced to katorga he will never return to European Russia or his life on the stage. Known as the “Edge of the World,” his life on Sakhalin could not be further from the life he once knew. Strange circumstances lead his path to cross that of a young Japanese man, one of the very few still living on the island. Katsuki Yuuri leads a life of exile of a different kind, one that is largely self-imposed. Drawn to each other, despite their differences, something slowly begins to grow between them. When a narrowly avoided tragedy leaves them stranded together for a long, cold Sakhalin winter, they are challenged to face what their relationship really means, and what future it could possibly have.

put my heart on my chest (so that you can see it too) by alien_panda

Summary:

Yuuri never ceases to surprise him, especially at the exhibition gala.

reel against your body’s borders by  phichit-chu (howtobottlefame)

Summary:

The leaves change color and fall when he meets him, like a force of nature unlike anything he has ever seen.

I’m Phichit. Nice to meet you, Yuuri! and his smile is so bright, so warm it makes Yuuri forget he was on the ice.

The Kids Aren’t Alright by  bdol

Summary:

Coming in sixth place isn’t easy, even for someone as optimistic as Phichit. Snuggling with his best friend helps.

feat. That thing they swore never to talk about

The Carrot Of My Dreams. by  Albrecht

Summary:

Yuuri turns into a carrot.

Ignorance & Bliss by  scribblywobblytimeylimey

Summary:

Yuuri is toying with Viktor’s feelings. Trouble is, he doesn’t even realise it. Soon, outsiders start stepping in to help.

As though he’d realise what they were trying, either.

You can have everything… by  shysweetthing

Summary:

AU. Before the Grand Prix Final starts in Sochi, Yuuri finds Victor’s phone. He returns it–and hijinks and heavy flirtation ensue.

For a Good Time by  Val_Creative

Summary:

Everyone’s (gladly) had a piece of that.

(Victor x Pretty much everyone at one point or another.. check the tags before you read.)

Stir My Batter by  Resmiranda

Summary:

Victor hums soft and low. “Butter?” he questions, like Yuuri had just told him he needed to get the lube.

This is doing nothing for his concentration.

Today and Every Day by  Resmiranda

Summary:

Hungry and unable to sleep, Yuuri just wanted some cake. Victor helps. Kinda.

Yuuri!!! on Floor by  thehandsingsweapon

Summary:

The gymnastics edition, in which Viktor is still a skater because he’s too pretty on ice and I couldn’t take it away from him. A story about how sometimes love comes slow and soft, and how hearts get bigger when they break.

Phases by  neuroglam

Summary:

Victor teases Yuuri with a costume from his junior days–one which Yuuri remembers very, very well.

Rinse and repeat by  espritneo

Summary:

Victor and Yuuri are stuck repeating the same day over and over again. But we’re going to talk about Yuri.

(8 days Yuri Plisetsky never remembers and one that he does.)

Oh, But This Was Dancing, Too by  Nemamka

Summary:

Yuuri got reaally excited about landing a quad, and the rest is history.

I can’t even write proper smut because I get too poetic but um.

All that there’s in a name by  GwenChan

Summary:

“Above all Yuri discovers how important names are for Victor. Maybe it’s something cultural; maybe it’s just him. Victor catalogues moods and situations on a strict name-basis.”

A story about how names can affect a relationship.

Death and Love by  DefiantDreams

WARNING: MAJOR CHARACTER DEATHS (a lot over the course of Yuuri’s life..)

Summary:

For a moment, Death doesn’t want to take the life of the beautiful, bed-ridden man with the striking blue eyes.

But he must.

Or

X times Death takes from Katsuki Yuuri and the one time that he gives.

A Love Most Unique by  heartsdesire456

Summary:

There were a lot of things about Yuuri’s relationship with Victor that was unique. It was especially unique to be someone who had never found any appeal in the thought of sex and found such ready acceptance from a partner who very much enjoyed sex.

(A look into the unique relationship between asexual Dom Yuuri and sub Victor)

Such a lot of world to see by El Staplador (elstaplador)

Minako is showing off Barcelona. And showing off, a bit. Mari is just trying to keep up.

Just A Cold by DalishCheese

Yuuri’s in bed with a cold, and Viktor insists on taking care of him.

Instructions Unclear by  thoughtsappear

Summary:

Next time, go to Ikea.

[otayuri-ficrec]

Hello! I've been feeling kinda down and would love to read some otayuri fluff. Just the fluffiest fluff. Heart wrenching, tear inducing fluff. Thank you!

Hey there, I hope you’ll feel better after reading these, I just couldn’t stop smiling reading these! You can also find some other fluffy fics on the masterlist page! :) (it will be updated as soon as I get back from my holiday, until then just search the tags :) )

Pure/tooth-rotting fluff

The Little Church Around the Corner by kitausu - 1,1k, T

Summary:

When Otabek gave the Uber driver the address, Yuri didn’t think much of it. Beka had done all the research and planning for their impromptu wedding, and Yuri had decided to just go along with everything. It didn’t matter to him where they were married. All that mattered was that, afterwards, he would officially be Otabek’s and Otabek would be his.

Deleted Scene from “Anniversaries”. Otabek and Yuri’s actual wedding day. Can be read as a standalone.

Someday, In This Morning Light by CalamityK - 633, G

Summary:

This life is filled with simple beauty, and Otabek relishes silent moments such as this one, where he can do no more than observe and collect memories.

Raincheck by CalamityK - 1,1k, T

Summary:

“You’ll be better before I leave.” Otabek hums; tracing the patterns of his upcoming routine on Yuri’s thighs.

Yuri meets his eyes. “And if I’m not?”

“Then I’ll just take a raincheck.”——–Or that fic where Yuri is sick and Otabek is simply the best.

uptown boys by phichit-chu (howtobottlefame) - 1,1k, G

Summary:

Otabek takes Yuri to the fair

third’s the charm by Ushio - 1,5k, G

Summary:

“Did we just kiss?”“Sort of. I think.”“Man, that sucked.”

It was rather different than how he had imagined it would happen.

[Sick!Yurio gets a visit from Otabek. Fluff ensues.]

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heaven and hell were words to me

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2kdXZyA

by phichit-chu (howtobottlefame)

It's not until Viktor himself comes into his life, buck naked and like a force of nature ready to shift Yuuri's whole world upside down, that he learns the things that really matter.

Words: 647, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of YOI drabbles

Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Katsuki Yuuri, Victor Nikiforov, Makkachin (Yuri!!! on Ice)

Relationships: Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov

Additional Tags: Depression, Fluff and Angst

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2kdXZyA

[tokyoghoststory]

title and author. uptown boys by phichit-chu (howtobottlefame) fandom. yuri!!! on ice category. m/m rating. pg-13 words. 1,111 summary. "Otabek takes Yuri to the fair"

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by phichit-chu (howtobottlefame)

When the first lantern appears in the sky, and Galo catches its reflection on the water, almost tipping them both over in his excitement, Lio really thinks he’s sitting across from the sun itself, and warmth seeps through his body unannounced.

Words: 789, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Promare (2019)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Lio Fotia, Galo Thymos

Relationships: Lio Fotia/Galo Thymos

Additional Tags: Tangled AU

[russian-fairy]

OtaYuri fic recs #22

I can’t believe I’ve been doing these rec posts for almost a full year now! I hope you all enjoy them :) I’m a little behind on my fic reading, but I’ll try to do at least one more rec post before the holidays.

Absolute Beginners by Blownwish, explicit, 2.2k, warning: underage

It’s hard to look cool when you’re having sex.

Where We Are by lovelyisthenight (IrishFaerie01), teen, 1.1k

He scrutinizes the contents of the table. Milk pitcher, day-old blueberries, napkin holder…

Yuri rolls his eyes.

Otabek forgot to get out the orange juice again.

Unsteady by otayuri_oh_nice, explicit, 140k, singer!Yuri, DJ Otabek AU

Otabek was going to kill JJ. He was going to take the next flight to Canada, hunt him down and kick his ass.

Leo: I tried to stop him but he went and did it anyway, I’m sorry! (link)

- Or: JJ uploads one of Otabek’s remixes of Yuri’s songs to YouTube and Otabek freaks out.

- Or: what happens when you take episode 1, replace figure skaters with musicians and exchange Victuuri for Otayuri. Aka another strange AU no one asked for.

Office Kitty by djdaddybek (llyn), explicit, 1.6k, CEO!Otabek, assistant!Yuri AU, warning: underage, daddykink, age difference

Daddy likes to play with his kitten at work.

Shape of You by Forestfish, teen, 1.6k, neighbors AU

Yuri wants to sleep but his neighbour keeps remixing into the wee hours of the morning.

You Were the Song Stuck in My Head by minorseventh, general audiences, 2.5k, radio DJ!Otabek, ballet dancer!Yuri AU

“Not a good day,” he says simply. “Play me something.”

Otabek says nothing, doesn’t acknowledge that he recognizes the nameless voice on the other end of the line, just chooses a track and lets the music fill the late-night radiowaves.

Yuri recognizes the tune and smiles like a fool in love. Which, by the way, he totally, totally isn’t.

New Ride by djdaddybek (llyn), explicit, 994, warning: underage

Otabek can’t help himself. He steals Yuri again, after the madness. It helps that Yuri comes easily, middle finger up, shouting at Nikiforov. Glad you’re happy, baby, Otabek thinks, tugging the pretty boy along by the wrist, now get on the bike.

Run Away With Me by tootsonnewts, general audiences, 996

Otabek opens the GoldenBeats instagram account on a Thursday. That afternoon, Yuri reposts the first picture and tags the new account with a quick little shoutout to “the boyfriend’s new shit!” By Friday, Otabek has 15,000 followers and the number keeps climbing. He has to turn off the notifications to keep his phone (and himself) from dying.

Guns Drawn by lovelyisthenight (IrishFaerie01), teen, 1.2k

“Your stupid Instagram post is making all our fans go nuts,” he says.

Victor nods.

“Ah, yes, the hashtag,” he says thoughtfully. “Honestly, I didn’t even notice we used the same one until all the comments started coming.”

Yeah, right.

Howling at the Moon by BoxWineConfessions, explicit, 5.7k, 1960s boarding school!AU

Otabek rubs his thumb over the rough pique fabric of Yuri’s shirt. He feels his nipple harden under his touch. He twists them through the shirt, and takes no small amount of pride in the way that Yuri’s back arches into the action. “After all of those papers Plisetsky, I’m owed,” he husks into Yuri’s ear.

To The Moon And Back by stella_polaris, mature, 2.3k

Yuri comes home in a bad mood after a shitty day and Otabek takes care of him. Written for the prompt ‘domestic’ for Otayuri week.

To the Wild And to the Both of Us by phichit-chu (howtobottlefame), general audiences, 2k

It’s no surprise Otabek can’t forget him.

This is loosely based on the red string of fate, a Chinese myth where the gods tie two people destined to be together or help each other with a red string that can knot and stretch but never breaks.

[lufumaybe]

Do you have a twitter? :3 xxx

I do indeedy c: I rarely go on it though. The last time I was on twitter was the last time Tumblr was down

[tokyoghoststory]

title and author. to the wild and to the both of us by phichit-chu (howtobottlefame) fandom. yuri!!! on ice category. m/m rating. mature words. 2,031 summary. "It's no surprise Otabek can't forget him."

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by phichit-chu (howtobottlefame)

In another life, Gueira could give him what he deserves.

Words: 1926, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Promare (2019)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Gueira (Promare), Meis (Promare)

Relationships: Gueira/Meis

Additional Tags: Pre-Canon, there's a sex scene but it's not explicit

[gemrys]

Tagged by Brenda!

1. If you could meet any celebrity or famous person, death or alive, who would it be?

If I met a celebrity I'm not sure I'd know what my reaction would be... it's best to keep me away from my idols omg otherwise I'd die. BUTTttt..... I suppose, I'd love to not neccessarily meet them, because I'm not good at carrying out conversations, but I'd love to see Ben or Martin or Matt or Karen or David or really anyone ~swoons

2. If you could go back or forward in time, where would you go?

I woulddddd uhhhhh

huh. I'd like to see what it was like in the victorian times. Though, I wouldn't want to wear dresses or any of that rubbish so.  I dunno.... P:

3. If you were in prison and sentenced to death, what would you ask as last meal?

some demon blood so i can go crazy and break out but then accidentally break the last seal and free lucifer oop what

4. If you could change anything in your life, what would it be?

That I lived closer to all of my friends, or that I had money to easily go back and forth and visit them,

or that I knew what I wanted out of life. That would be good too.

5. If you were rich, what would you buy first?

PLANE TICKETS FOR EVERYONE SO WE CAN GET AND SHARE A FLAT SOMEWHERE AND HAVE ALL THE TEA AND JAMMY DODGERS AND MALTESERS AND FRUIT GUMS AND DOCTOR WHO AND SUPERNATURAL AND SHERLOCK AND EVERYTHING

6. If you had to choose, would you go with the Doctor as his companion or with Sherlock as his homo companion?

Good question. The situation would pretty much be the same, the only difference being that the Doctor's a 900+ year old alien and Sherlock is a four year old. Except even that's not too different. But, I think I'd go with the Doctor. I don't really know why. I just....hm.

7. If you could have any superpower whatsoever, what would it be? (Ten points if it’s cool enough that Fury would ask you to be in his super secret boy band)

ALL OF THEmM

8. If you were in Hogwarts, what house would you be sorted into?

Well pottermore says that I'd be a hufflepuff, which makes sense I guess~

[bamspeach]

I've got a date bitches!! and its the most wonderful person EVER!!

You should all be mega Jelly... 

Just sayin'