#source: ifunny

[papermariosuggestion]

Wow, Super Nintendo World™ at Universal's Epic Universe in Orlando, FL sure is neat! I can't wait to enjoy all of the Mario Kart 8 references I catch while waiting in line to ride Mario Kart™: Bows-

WAIT! WHAT DOES THAT BOOK SAY???

Paper Mario fans, REJOICE!

[spectacleweirdo]

[capndragn94]

Catra: You know what would be sexy? Eating food off each other.

Adora: You didn't do the dishes.

Catra: Not a single one.

[minecraftcorrectmode]

Ivor, to Axel: I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you.

[tdc-incorrect-quotes]

Rian: You took EVERYTHING from me-

SkekSo, wagging his finger: NUH UH

[sundove88]

Anime Incorrect Quotes- 3 People on One Motorbike

Ryotsu Kankichi: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Kinnikuman: Crap…

Akira Fudo/Devilman: Wait, THREE?!

Ryotsu: Yeah?

Mantaro Muscle: OH MY GOD, GINTOKI FELL OFF!!

Gintoki: -_- Help…

[maebea2]

Polarsnap: Hey everyone. I'm gay.

Twilight: Yeah, no shit.

Lumi: Easy, Twilight. Thank you for telling us, Polarsnap. We love you.

Randy: I just hit someone with my car.

[fandompinterest]

transcript:

my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didn’t like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.

Pin the dick on the roman

[supernatural gif of the character dick roman] Oh, well, now you’re just flirting.

I just spat my coffee all over my fucking screen.

[l4tchk3y]

Redraw of a cat meme. This is how I see baby Espio......

[papermariosuggestion]

[averagefungus]

Real signature left by weird al

back in the heyday of mlp fandom there was one specific guy that commissioned insane amounts of self insert shipping art with pinkie pie. when the finale and confirmed pinkie fucked weird al instead he got a comic of his oc watching longingly at them like walking through the park with their kid and just solemnly accepting it and it was the funniest shit to me. he took it so seriously it was like a genuine breakup

THIS IS SO FUNNY HE GOT CUCKED BY WEIRD AL

[my-gf-is-kazuichi-soda]

[capndragn94]

Bow: Why is Adora sobbing on the floor?

Glimmer: She accidentally drank some of my mom's drinks and she's drunk now.

Bow: Oh... But why?

Glimmer: She heard Catra has a girlfriend.

Bow: Isn't SHE Catra's girlfriend?

Glimmer: I KNOW!

[minecraftcorrectmode]

(texting)

Aiden: Bring home PURIFIED water with NO added minerals.

Lukas: We kinda got spring water.

Aiden: NO

Maya: With EXTRA minerals.

Maya: It's like licking a stalagmite.

Aiden: DON'T BOTHER COMING BACK

Gill: Mmm cave water.

[writteninlunarlight-years]

The Real Housewives of Pride

Pt 4 | Pt 6

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round your radios and lend me your ears, for we’re about to embark on a wild ride through the smoky alleys of Hell, where time flies faster than a jazz tune on a Saturday night!

Oh, the delightful debauchery of our dear companions has reached a fever pitch, and as my charming friend Rosie would say, they're letting their freak flags soar high! Confessions of shadowy pasts and tantalizing secrets are swirling about.

Take Mrs. Charlotte, for instance—swayed and enchanted by her own romantic whimsy! And then there’s Camilla, chiming in with her own musings about dear Zestial, while Y/N, our fearless protagonist, reminds everyone of Lucifer’s rather unique talents.

And let’s not forget the Vee’s stirring the pot, revealing why Vox reigns supreme in the tech realm—he’s got a few skeletons in his closet and a penchant for mischief, while Valentino seems to be spinning tales in their tangled web of romance.

Then there’s our bold Y/N, who once scorned this very app but has now ascended to its throne, igniting Lucifer's antics like a match to kindling! What a transformation, my friends!

But amidst the chaos, it’s heartwarming to see the overlords come together for a moment of camaraderie, lamenting the state of our wicked world. I must say, Velvette’s sentiments resonate with me, for the womb indeed has been the source of my own trials and tribulations!

So, until next time, my darlings, when we dive back into the delightful drama of ‘The Real Housewives of Pride’

Disclaimer: All 'tweets' are fake and made by me. The words/tweets I do are a combination of my own and ones I find on Pinterest and Ifunny. If you know the actual creators or those who made some jokes, please DM me so I can credit them. Thank you!

[catholickedd]

my dad just showed me a hippo mamapost from his ifunny or wherever he sources his weird memes…we’re spreading