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20 Questions with a Fanfic Author

Thank you @punch-love and @waterme-stories for tagging me! I haven't done these often but this time I thought I'd actually try 🤣

1. How many works on AO3?

79! Based on my wordcount...you can tell I've done a lot of longfic haha...

2. Total AO3 Word Count?

1,479,182 😅

3. Top 5 Fics by Kudos

They're a man eater

Distanced removed

A shove towards love

Feel Good, Broken Man

for your sake

Overall this is probably a good representation of how I will always inevitably hop into a new fandom haha. Two of these are soulmate fics, so you can tell I love a certain version of the trope where it's not an established thing within the universe.

4. What fandoms do you write for?

Whatever strikes my fancy! Right now, it's Marvel, though more specifically, Deadpool movieverse (mostly poolverine) and sometimes the X-Men get involved. my ao3 profile will tell you the rest.

5. Do you respond to comments?

Always! Sometimes it takes me a little while but I will always respond. Sometimes I only respond to the final comment if someone has left a string of them, though I've read every one. Now, if it's a rude comment or someone who has clearly taken away something that is (as punch put well) antithesis to my intentions, I'll probably just ignore them. If it's bad enough I simply delete it (I think that's only ever happened once or twice).

6. Angstiest Ending?

I write quite a bit of angst, but I don't know if I've ever written an unhappy ending...so I can't say! The closest would have to be my shendak fic Break Free, before I had written a sequel.

7. Fic with the Happiest Ending?

Since I write so many happy endings, it's hard to choose. I think my recent poolverine series Broken Men has the most hopeful happy ending, and my shendak series Break Free. I tend to lean towards established couples working through their problems (but a little more interesting than that sounds on paper I think lol).

8. Do you get hate?

You would think, but not really? Maybe because I mostly keep to myself? I used to get into more scuffles when I was younger, but I can't stand getting involved in fandom drama now.

9. Do you write smut?

oh yeah 🔥 I have written plenty of nonsmut though

10. Do you write crossovers?

I think the closest I got to writing one was way back during the cabin pressure/Sherlock era, because Benedict played both characters, there were a lot of fun crossover fics. but it's never really been my thing.

11. Ever had a fic stolen?

Once someone posted one on wattpad, and I had to get it removed. I think that's the only time!

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Just a few times, and every time it's so flattering and such an honor. when I was into KNY, I had some Japanese fans translating and reading my fics, but no one did a translation for other fans.

13. Have you ever cowritten a fic?

A few times! Like water mentioned in her post, I feel like you have to be on the same wavelength and that's difficult to achieve.

14. All time favorite ship?

I couldn't possibly choose!! Though shendak and rent/an do have a space close to my heart, because those was intimate fan spaces where I met lots of cool people (Who I hope are all doing well, may we share a fan space again one day!)

15. WIPs you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

I have a lot of ideas that I have jotted down, but I tend not to start a true WIP unless I plan on finishing it. That said, I do have a few. the next part for my broken men series is still in the works, which I do plan to finish if I can execute it well, and I have this Spot/Miguel wip inspired by that one fanartist on Twitter that draws spot every day that I'm not sure I'll ever finish because it would probably have approximately three readers. But I would like to!

16. Writing strengths?

Conveying emotion and action? 🤔 especially for angst. I've been told my characters feel very "real", which isn't something I consciously set out to accomplish but I'm very happy to hear it. Their voices are so strong in my head I just...write it down as they feel it.

17. Writing Weaknesses?

Plot 😩 Also I have a more simplistic style of writing which I like, but it means there are certain ideas I have that I don't think I can ever execute.

18. Thoughts on mixed language dialogue?

Outside of singular phrases, only to be done by someone who is actually bilingual or potentially with a sensitivity reader. Best to be avoided, I think for most writers. Like @waterme-stories said, brackets or some other indicator is the way to go. Recently I started Ancillary Justice (which provided some inspiration for Murderbot), in which humans speak many languages in a far-flung future. The author very wisely never actually writes outside of English at any point.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Ed Edd and Eddy. I was a teenager 😂

20. Favorite fic you’ve ever written?

Don't ask me that! Ahhh genuinely I love them all... puppy Wade is a strong contender... but maybe my Broken Men series fic Come Hell or High Water. it's my magnum opus and I have accepted I will never reach such heights again

I'm inviting @muunberry, @shinaka, @thischachamaru, @some-stars, @li-izumi, and anyone else I've forgotten or who wants to do this!

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First encounter

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Every time someone complain about how "this choice is not moral, if you chose it/did this in this videogame you are a terrible person!" my mind plays this on repeat

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https://twitter.com/keropontan/status/1282585258731270145?s=21

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About jetpack

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yeah okay that cablepoolverine fic was sexy as fuck,, not enough noncon content w nate tbh and hes sooo perfect for it. i had no idea you could sub on ao3 thanks for letting me know :D

well thanks anon! really happy you liked it 💖

i def recommend making an account for sure!! getting the email that a new fic (or author) has updated is the best 😊and you can make bookmarks and do some other neat things. i'd also follow @/ao3commentoftheday who often posts helpful tips and such

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reposting this one from my bsky! i will post any full nsfw there. i just needed another blog to reblog stuff too but yes its me

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homie im gonna need you to promote your fics more 😩 i just saw your post and i have an essay due tonight (for college im an adult) so i cant read it rn. excited for the fic tho 🫶im gonna be freak in your inbox after i read it, hope thats chill. buena dia/noches 🤠

hey anon!!

of course I don't mind! I...I'm terrible about posting to tumblr 😔 I just figure everyone who wants to read my stuff must sub on ao3 😂 (which if you're not, now's a great time to make an account!)

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Wolverine has come to accept being the meat in The Poolverinessa Sandwich.

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Poolverine Holiday Big Bang Interest Check!

Hello, if you're still obsessed with these two guys, and want to join an event, now's your chance! The theme this time is holidays, any holiday, small, large, everything in-between. Please fill out the form below, and share this post so I can gauge interest properly. My main Tumblr is @ufohoaxes, so feel free to message me either there or even here for any more questions.

The form in question, be sure to fill it out thoroughly please!

Thank you in advance for sharing this post, and even being interested in such an event. I look forward to working with y'all if given the chance! - Noa -`♡´-

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Not sure if I should cross post to tumblr due to the content but, new cablepoolverine fic on ao3!

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Can we have a part 2 of your fic recs? u have the best taste🙏

Well, since you asked so nicely.

Playing with fire - HolisticMistake

This is a new all-time for me. Everything this author writes is genuinely brilliant but this one in particular is my dream cocktail of erotic violence + adrenaline junkie Peter + flirting through fighting work. I don't think there was a single thing about this work I didn't like. I feel like this is the most "if you liked love-punch...you'll like this" rec on this list.

Good deeds - HolisticMistake

Deadpool saves Aunt May from a deadly accident creating the opposite of a meet-cute with her standoffish, openly hostile nephew. This turns a lot of tropes on it's head in ways that I love while still being so fun and lighthearted. This author really has no misses!

a common thread by niðavellir (KingPreussen)

Wade and is trying to get with an autistic coded, non-verbal asexual Spider-Man and uses sex as a trap for temporary positive attention. This one hurt my feelings. I always talk about loving an asshole Wade but this Wade in particular just feels like a knife digging into a wound. a really good asexual/asexual work which is not something I run into a lot in this fandom.

New Tricks by @farmhandler

The best "Wade as a dog" work in the fandom, hands down. I have read them all. (I love that guy being leashed.) It's hot, emotionally interesting, lighthearted while still having stakes. Wade never stops feeling dangerous when he's being submissive and Peter's reasons for enjoying being his "owner" feel very grounded and human. Just an excellent work all-around!

Feeling Yourself by redasinradishes

Peter loses his powers and gets (temporarily) kidnapped by Deadpool. Also gets a job at Target. This is a one-of-a-kind, objectively perfect work that also has a objectively perfectly written trans Peter. It got me out of a reading slump and there's a scene in here that my friend cockroachwars illustrated that I truly will never forget.

yours to skin - Uppity_Cough

Anyone who knows me or my reading preferences knows that I have a hard limit on stripper AUs. This is the only work that has ever been an exception to that rule! It's very grounded, Wade feels dangerous and haunted and Peter feels so human in a way that hurts. There's a lot of glitter. It's an absolute tragedy. You should check it out.

the clean burn by three-fingered (@calciseptine)

Peter meets Wade at a bar. They have an incredibly erotic pool-game about it. This one is just hot. It's so hot. There's eroticism dripping off of every interaction between these two. So well written. It's a no-powers, modern-day AU but it still feels so them.

descend down on silken thread by @thistleraven

A Hades!AU where Peter is sent to the underworld every night to fight for the soul of his uncle. Wade is a guardian tasked with keeping Peter from ever making it through the night. It's very hot and compelling. I would love to read more about these specific versions of them.

morning in the burning house by antivenom

I feel like this ends up on everyone's rec list but that's because it's very good and I consider it required reading. An immensely complex and human character-study on Wade. Just a great piece of fiction. You should check it out if you want to feel a little changed by something.

a mutually beneficial agreement by DottieBlue

Peter thinks he's having an anonymous hook-up. Wade thinks they're doing some sort of funky roleplay bit. It's fun, it's great, etc. It's also everything I mean when I say that I can only see them as interchangeable switches.

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Can we have a part 2 of your fic recs? u have the best taste🙏

Well, since you asked so nicely.

Playing with fire - HolisticMistake

This is a new all-time for me. Everything this author writes is genuinely brilliant but this one in particular is my dream cocktail of erotic violence + adrenaline junkie Peter + flirting through fighting work. I don't think there was a single thing about this work I didn't like. I feel like this is the most "if you liked love-punch...you'll like this" rec on this list.

Good deeds - HolisticMistake

Deadpool saves Aunt May from a deadly accident creating the opposite of a meet-cute with her standoffish, openly hostile nephew. This turns a lot of tropes on it's head in ways that I love while still being so fun and lighthearted. This author really has no misses!

a common thread by niðavellir (KingPreussen)

Wade and is trying to get with an autistic coded, non-verbal asexual Spider-Man and uses sex as a trap for temporary positive attention. This one hurt my feelings. I always talk about loving an asshole Wade but this Wade in particular just feels like a knife digging into a wound. a really good asexual/asexual work which is not something I run into a lot in this fandom.

New Tricks by @farmhandler

The best "Wade as a dog" work in the fandom, hands down. I have read them all. (I love that guy being leashed.) It's hot, emotionally interesting, lighthearted while still having stakes. Wade never stops feeling dangerous when he's being submissive and Peter's reasons for enjoying being his "owner" feel very grounded and human. Just an excellent work all-around!

Feeling Yourself by redasinradishes

Peter loses his powers and gets (temporarily) kidnapped by Deadpool. Also gets a job at Target. This is a one-of-a-kind, objectively perfect work that also has a objectively perfectly written trans Peter. It got me out of a reading slump and there's a scene in here that my friend cockroachwars illustrated that I truly will never forget.

yours to skin - Uppity_Cough

Anyone who knows me or my reading preferences knows that I have a hard limit on stripper AUs. This is the only work that has ever been an exception to that rule! It's very grounded, Wade feels dangerous and haunted and Peter feels so human in a way that hurts. There's a lot of glitter. It's an absolute tragedy. You should check it out.

the clean burn by three-fingered (@calciseptine)

Peter meets Wade at a bar. They have an incredibly erotic pool-game about it. This one is just hot. It's so hot. There's eroticism dripping off of every interaction between these two. So well written. It's a no-powers, modern-day AU but it still feels so them.

descend down on silken thread by @thistleraven

A Hades!AU where Peter is sent to the underworld every night to fight for the soul of his uncle. Wade is a guardian tasked with keeping Peter from ever making it through the night. It's very hot and compelling. I would love to read more about these specific versions of them.

morning in the burning house by antivenom

I feel like this ends up on everyone's rec list but that's because it's very good and I consider it required reading. An immensely complex and human character-study on Wade. Just a great piece of fiction. You should check it out if you want to feel a little changed by something.

a mutually beneficial agreement by DottieBlue

Peter thinks he's having an anonymous hook-up. Wade thinks they're doing some sort of funky roleplay bit. It's fun, it's great, etc. It's also everything I mean when I say that I can only see them as interchangeable switches.

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followers of 1y ago. i am sorry that i have fallen into this marvel PIT. I can't climb out 😔i'm here for wade and the xmen and wolverine and spider babe, the rest can suck it

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