#vanessa carlysle

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wade, loudly clearing his throat and shaking out a VERY long sheet of paper: my dearest petey-pie

peter, glancing up: yes?

wade, assuming a strong stance like he’s about to serenade him: my dearest spidey-poo, words cannot express my adoration for you, nor my dedication to your side. nay, but I shall attempt anyways. your hair is silky like a really nice pillow, your eyes as deep as a river. your nose was drawn by the gods, and your mouth was painted with a rose. 

peter, turning to wade’s literal girlfriend, eyes wide: you aren’t going to stop him???

vanessa, wade’s aforementioned literal girlfriend, turning the page in her book: if I stop him now, he’ll just start over

wade, getting louder: YOUR HANDS-

[shuaqot]

Heeeeeey imagine spideypool but with Gwen and Vanessa

Inspired on @amitem230 designs

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[sciderman]

girl talk 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40061334/chapters/100430844

[shelbbswrites]

My thoughts on the Deadpool 3 (Deadpool and Wolverine?) trailer:

The TVA from Loki? Did I know Matthew Macfadyen was supposed to be in this? All the digs at Disney and Marvel? Oh, I am going to be SEATED for this one.

Internally, it really feels like Marvel Studios is banking on this movie — and the combined, long-awaited star power of Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman — to bridge the gaping holes in the MCU. Whether it be in story or in connection with the audience, I think A LOT is riding on Deadpool 3 — or Deadpool and Wolverine.

Also, I was not a fan of Deadpool 2 for a few reasons, but mostly because it fridged Vanessa. So, I’m glad that the time twisting in Deadpool 3 (Are we officially calling it Deadpool and Wolverine now?) brings Morena Baccarin back. Hopefully, it’s permanent.

[wasted-women]

ROUND 4, MATCH 4 OUT OF 4

Causes of Death & Propaganda Under the Cut:

Vanessa Carlysle

Cause of Death: Shot by gangsters hunting for her boyfriend

Propaganda:

The first movie shows that she's so freakin cool and badass and confident and caring and sexy and doesn't take shit from anybody. And she's in the second movie for a Whole Scene before she dies and it's all about them having kids. And after she dies it's like she only existed as Wade's fiancee, like no one else is mourning her, does she have any friends?? Did she have any kind of life outside of Wade???

Despite Deadpool being known for being very aware of medium and genre, the writers of Deadpool 2 showed zero awareness in killing off Vanessa Carlysle solely to motivate her boyfriend, the protagonist. This is played completely unironically - the writers themselves say it! From a Vulture article:

"[...] Then I think at some point somebody just said, ‘Y’know, Deadpool kind of works best when he’s had everything taken away from him, when he suffers.’ So the thought was maybe we can really, really engender great suffering for him by having his line of work be the thing that costs Vanessa her life."

So they made them decide to starting a family only to kill her off in the same scene 👍.

Vanessa was originally not even supposed to die, but they changed that without a thought so the male protagonist would suffer more! And of course, the WAY she dies is made to be all about him, too!

The writers were apparently surprised with all the criticism they received for this scene! Because they were not aware of the concept of fridging at all. 😐

Just because you are aware what fridging is it doesn't mean you have a carte blanche to do it??? Being self aware doesn't make it less stupid.

Deadpool is literally about subverting overused comic tropes and the writers did not know about this overused trope and executed it to a T.

Stephanie Brown

Cause of Death: Tortured for several days before succumbing to her injuries

Propaganda:

Steph was a wildly popular character who was made Robin for a couple month specifically in preparation to kill her off in the War Games cross over event. During her time as robin comics fans responded so well that one of the writers asked if they should keep her alive and let her have a real run but an editor refused. Instead she was horrifically punished by the narrative for... doing exactly what every robin has done always. Not listening to batman, rescuing him, trying to earn his approval. Unlike the other robins she was murdered in a way that implied some kind of sexual assault while none of her friends or mentors looked for her. Did i mention she was 15?

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(at Peter and Mary-Jane's wedding) Minister: Now Peter, repeat after me. I, Peter... Peter: I, Peter... Minister: Take thee, Mary Jane... Peter: Take thee, Wade... (Everyone is shocked) Peter(quickly): - Mary Jane. Mary Jane! Minister(to MJ):Uhh...shall I go on? Wade(to the person sitting next to him):...He - he said "Wade", right? Do you think I should go up there? (after they finish, having gone through with the wedding) Vanessa:...Well, that went well. Yeah. Negasonic Teenage Warhead: It could’ve been worse, he could’ve shot her....

[supporter-of-my-fav-ships]

Wade & Vanessa - Deadpool 2 (2018)

[wade-a-minute]

Deadpool (1997) #56

[android2118]

Here is a image of Morena Baccarin as Vanessa Carlysle from Deadpool.

I hope you love it.

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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[animaniacs16]

I watched Deadpool yesterday and Deadpool 2 today

I went on tumblr expecting to see Wade x Vanessa content only to find barely any

They’re absolutely ADORABLE together

(Side note I love colossus so much in these movies he’s so noble and kind)

[shuaqot]

Bunch of Vanessa!deadpool colour variants

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