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Bye, Skeets. See you in Heaven

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The fact that three musicals this past season have to do with dying and becoming famous after for the wrong reasons (Death Becomes Her, Dead Outlaw and Floyd Collins) is wild to me. Either this is a coincidence or a collective fear of Broadway investors-

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THE WINNERS OF THE 78TH TONY AWARDS

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Cole Escola opened a play about a classic American figure done with no research, turned her into an alcoholic cabaret dancer, went to the Tony’s in a dress inspired by Bernadette Peters, won the Tony for best Actor in a play (BEING THE FIRST OUT NONBINARY PERSON TO DO SO) and in their speech thanked a Grindr date.

I fucking love this icon.

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Unfortunately for everyone that has to hear me talk about nerd shit, Tenna will be the topic of discussion for the next 4 years.

I will now be taking questions exclusively on Tenna.

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I’m obsessed with the fact that this was specified in the prophecy. Like… this has been cosmically ordained since at least the beginning of this universe’s accepted religion.

Lancer is cosmically pre-descended to be pointy-headed.

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I’ve never felt more sapphic pride in this game then this- LETS GO SUZIE YOU TELL HER

Not even the bravest person would dare to do so much, much less say it to the mayor of a town.

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I want him dead (said with endearment)

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Ms. Holloway: — does insane magical shit using a book, verbal spells and candles —

Duke: Oh yes the wonderful powers of AROMATHERAPY and HYPNOSIS-

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him

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Tears of the kingdom is so funny bc Zelda pops into the past, meets her ancestors, sees their technology, and IMMEDIATELY is like “so there’s this boy I like-“

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Wdym that’s literally her, in all of her glory

Telling my kids this is Chapell Roan.

Like dumb jokes like this? That’s basically my whole webcomic: TrueNuff