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reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

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really just trying to find friends to play games with. I'll play pretty much anything but that doesn't mean I'm great lol. I have a PS5 - chadeeg_

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guys please help. there was a fic on here, years and years ago. it was a mafia/mob au, it had starker in it and at the end peter killed someone and was like "clean up this mess" or rug or something. and I can't find it and I need to re read this. it's been itching my brain like crazy.

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it scares me that my phone will think I'm typing daddy when I'm just tryna say day.... big oof.

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okay, hear me out. I love starker and all things tony/peter. I also really love the mob/mafia au. and I'm terrible at writing or else I'd do it myself but I've had this scene with Tony being a mob boss, sitting in his office enjoying his lunch and one of his men barges in on him despite being told that he was having lunch....but Peter is the lunch and he's just sitting legs spread on the table while Tony is making a mess of him? I cannot get it out of my head.

if you want to work Bucky and Steve in there as well be my guest. someone please write this.

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“His favorite spot since he was a baby.” 

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Okay so I am looking for any fics where Tony x Peter or Peter x Steve are together but like the team doesn’t know but then they eventually know? It’s not a lot to go on but I’m in like dire need of a fic where Natasha is just her usual smart ass self and she just gives Peter/Tony or Peter/Steve shit for it.

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Roronoa Zoro + the seven virtues of Bushido (insp)

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📷 by Slippy_T_Frog

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I see that so many people aren’t a fan of soulmate AUs in the starker fandom but that could be some tasty and tender hurt/comfort and angst.

Imagine

Peter B. Parker born August 10, 2001. JARVIS alerts Tony immediately. He’s had his AI scanning birth registries since his developement, but even at the announcement that a Peter Parker has been born in NYC, he only feels dread. Is it bad to hope that it’s another mistake, like the Peter B. Parker born in England during the mid-90’s? At 31 years old, a newborn soulmate is the stuff of nightmares for him. It turns his stomach—what kind of terrible joke is this meant to be?

“Get me a car, J,” Tony says days later when he can avoid it no more. He drives to the residence of Mary and Richard Parker. He has no good excuse planned for if he knocks on the door of their modest apartment, but it isn’t necessary when a tired woman opens the door and steps aside.

Because they’ve been expecting him.

“You can’t have him.”

“I don’t want him. Not like—that.”

“Then why are you here?”

Tony wishes he knew.

They don’t even want to bring Peter to see him, but when the newborn begins to wail in the next room, there’s little choice. Peter is as unremarkable as children come, the Anthony E. Stark barely visible on his tiny wrist.

Tony feels strangely choked. Horrified. Elated.

“What kind of pervert are you?” Richard asks him. “You’re never going to see him. You’ll be 40 when he’s ten years old. I don’t care how much money you have, we aren’t going to give in to this.”

They all agree that Tony will never see Peter. But he does manage to talk them in to some modest financial compensation: a nice stipend for college someday, the agreement that any emergency financial situations will be covered by Tony. His money is the one thing he’s good for, he thinks. At least this is one way he can provide for the tiny creature the cosmos thinks would complete him. It will be enough. It has to be.

And that’s all before the cave...