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Anyone with a sugar daddy, keep track of inflation and make sure your allowance increases accordingly.

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Idk what atrocities I must’ve committed in my last life to end up being romantically attracted to men.

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I’m not going crazy for him! Show me the DSM-5 diagnosis for having romantic feelings for someone who doesn’t want anything to do with you. It doesn’t exist.

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Looking to bat my eyelashes at someone while being gaslate and manipulated by their candy-coated lies.

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holding hands isn’t enough. i want to drown in a swimming pool full of his .. genetic fluid.

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frantically googling “can jizzing in a toilet get a girl pregnant” in a public washroom

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i just get weird dms when my face is visible in any of my story posts

[fatherenthusiast]

i might disappoint my own father

but i can please yours 😉

[fatherenthusiast]

My type?

I don’t really have a type tbh.

but if I meet a man

who has a dozen undiagnosed,

uncommunicable psychiatric disorders…

I am suddenly just a hole

begging to be bred.

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stop playing hard to get

it’s making me h a r d. 😳

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Oooo I just wanna be a homewrecker so bad sometimes

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Men are disappointing.

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entering my imaginationship era except it’s a man i literally would be ok with never going on a date with

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for a week i was so good going to bed at a good time and now here i am

[fatherenthusiast]

Me except I’m delusional and I had imaginationships instead of situationships.