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modern movie franchises are weird and terrifying

here is a new comedy podcast about that

in episode three we buy a new mic so stick with the first couple of episodes in which the content is good but it sounds like shit

fortnightly on saturdays and available through most podcast apps

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I’m literally in tears.

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People who are complaining about Superman’s glasses disguising his identity have obviously never worn glasses. You take them off around your friends, people who see you every single day, and they’re like ,,WHAT THE FUCK, YOU LOOK SO DIFFERENT! IS THAT HOW YOUR EYES LOOK LIKE?! NO WAY! WHO ARE YOU???“

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Dear Vader,

By the time you read this, I’ll be dead. Here’s how I think it will happen: Tarkin will blow me up with the Death Star, then you and he will blow up Alderaan with the Death Star. Then Luke will enter and blow up Tarkin with the Death Star and try to kill you multiple times.

Sincerely,

Director Krennic

P.S. Then you and the Emperor will read this letter and kill each other.

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He won.

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tag yourself i’m aaa

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Art Critic: the skull in the corner is artfully placed on the periphery of vision to symbolise the omnipresence of death, important thematically to the artist’s conception of life and mortality.

Actual Artist: aw shit, I got all this negative space, guess I’ll stick a skull there that looks pretty rad.

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people that own chickens are trustworthy

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where’s his emmy?

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So, I drove up to a stop sign, and there were a bunch of farm animals fenced in by the road. I saw a goat staring at me and decided to record a video, but I forgot my CD was still playing.

It turned out to be a beautiful thing. XD

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ah, the sinister sickly green of deviantart

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tag yourself valentines edition

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