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[fckchristopher]

So if I just picked up a rock and threw it at a different window, you'd be absolutely fine with it? No yelling or anything involved?

I am! Don’t you see?

[fckchristopher]

I don't really know, it's just easy for them to pin the blame on me all the time. It's my fault pretty often so I'm just getting what's coming to me. I don't think they need to be slapped necessarily, though that would be hilarious to watch. Some of them just need to loosen up 'nd stop taking themselves so seriously.

Why would they blame you? I wouldn’t want them to blame you though, I’ll own up to it. Some of these idiots need it anyways.

[fckchristopher]

You sure? You don't really seem like it.

I am calm. See? I’m calm.

[fckchristopher]

But Scarlett, no one else is going to help me put sugar in the salt shakers! Besides, I'm finished with my work for the day, unless some other shank manages to break something else.

No. I don’t have the time for that. I have to get this part done first, and then this part. Then I need to map today’s maze too. You should also being doing your job.

[fckchristopher]

Nah, I'd say you should go for it. They'll probably twist it around so somehow I'm the one to blame for it, anyway. You've got nothing to lose.

Would I get in trouble if I slap some people in this place? ‘Cause i’ve thought about doin’ that a few times today.

[fckchristopher]

Hey now, don't get too worked up. I'm sure we'll catch the shuck-face that threw the rock. Be angry at them, not me. I'm just here to fix it.

You. Irritate me! I’m horribly angry at you, and you are worried about that stupid window some more! Erg!

[fckchristopher]

If you're about to explode, could you do it out it a bit further away from the Homestead? I already have a broken window to fix because of some shank, don't need something else crumbling down.

Hmp! You are going to make me explode, Christopher!

[fckchristopher]

Speaking of running shoes, I think I accidentally fed a pair of 'em them to the goats. Those weren't yours, were they?

How often do I have to tell people not to touch my shuckin’ running shoes?

[fckchristopher]

Hey, relax, there's time to do all this boring stuff later. Come help me prank the Cooks instead. You look like you could use some fun.

If I draw this part here, then… No, no. This isn’t right. If we take the probability of this section here being the same as the mazes previously, can we take the chance to connect this part and the information from today’s maze from the runners? Wait no, what about this part? Ugh!

[fckchristopher]

IM HERE im here sorry i wasn't on yesterday but yeah i'll be on and off for the rest of the night :~)

[fckchristopher]

You must be hearing things, because I haven't made a peep all day. Didn't pull any pranks or anything.

Well I know you did! I heard you!

[fckchristopher]

I have no shucking idea where you get that from. I'm probably the most respectful one here. You're the one who isn't respectful, accusing me of being a slintheaded bastard and all.

No shuckin’ respect for the things in this place. 

[fckchristopher]

What's unlikely is that it was me who broke the window. I'm a busy guy, being a keeper and all. I don't have time for nonsense like playing dodge-rock.

I’m just saying, it seems like an unlikely story.

[fckchristopher]

What makes you think that?

You’re just an idiot, then.

[fckchristopher]

So you don't even believe me? Wow, I'm truly offended. D'you think the Med-jacks have anything to cure my broken heart?

You’re lying,  no one’ll believe you.

[fckchristopher]

Did not!

You stuttered!

[fckchristopher]

'Course I know what I'm talking about, I've been here for almost three years now. Those shucking moans have kept me up every night since I got here.

You’re a slintheaded bastard, aren’t you? Slim it, kid, you obviously don’t know what you’re talking about.