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Enki: In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in. And I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without these stupid black robes on? That's weird.

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Cahara, to his party with the Girl in tow: Let's play "I see something"!

Enki: I see someone who needs to shut the f^ck up.

Cahara: ...Is it me?

Enki: It is always you.

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D'arce: If anything happened to Girl I wouldn't be able to live with myself.

Cahara: Same. Ragnvaldr would kill us both.

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Cahara, putting his hands over

Enki's eyes: Guess who!

Enki: It's either Cahara or the cold, clammy hands of death.

Cahara, pulling his hands away: It's Cahara!

Enki: *dissapointed sigh

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[Modern AU]

Computer: choose a password

Nosramus: enki

Computer: your password is too short

Nosramus: I know but please don't tell him... he's going to smash you and cut himself in the process

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Girl: I need life advice.

Enki, surrounded by freshly emptied bottles, smoking opium while smeared in blood: You came to the right person.

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Le'guarde: If you need me, I’ll be down here on the floor. Dying.

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Should we say stuff like Cahara Fear & Hunger, Ragnvaldr Fear & Hunger for the Fear & Hunger characters with no family names?..

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Le'guarde (after hundreds of years of trying to fulfill the prophecies about him):

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Nosramus (700+): I'm young and have energy!

Enki (26): I'm an old soul

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Enki: Welcome, fellow idiots

Ragnvaldr: Hello, Enki

Enki: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Ragnvaldr: You underestimate me

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[Dungeon nights]

Someone: I dare you to-

D'arce: Ragnvaldr isn't allowed to accept dares

Ragnvaldr: My friend here has a problem with the fact I have 'no regard for my personal safety'

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[Dungeon nights]

D'arce: I'm the most responsible in the group

Cahara: mate, you've literally set the dorm on fire

D'arce: I know and I take full responsibility for it

Nas'hrah: fair and square. no one is going to be punished. you're all just going to sleep in the streets now kyehehe.

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Cahara: i’m going to fight the next person who hates on Ragnvaldr

Ragnvaldr: I hate myself

Cahara: ALRIGHT YOH BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF SHIT SQUARE UP

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D'arce: so I've been thinking-

Enki: it must've been rough for you

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D'arce: how are things?

Ragnvaldr: please don't make me think about my life