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reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat

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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

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I think one of the funniest things about being a fan of Perryshmirtz is seeing people making their usual ship art, and in the replies, there are one or two people going, “this is a thing?” 

It’s even funnier when it’s human!Perryshmirtz, because they have that half-second of, “don’t know who this is, but aww” then they see the caption/tags and are like, “wait… PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!?!”

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I have never seen an episode of phineas and ferb before but I got roped into watching the star wars special today (long story) and how did I not know until today how interesting and complex these characters are? darth-enschmirtz does an entire show toon about how evil he is and then when he sees ferb the FIRST thing he says is "who let a kid in here? Hey buddy are you okay?" why is he THE villain ever oh my god

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my life hasnt known peace ever since someone said people with adhd talk like doctor doofenshmirtz. because its true. sometimes i go on like 5 non sequiturs and im like do i sound like doofenschmirtz rn

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Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

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Listen it wasn’t the most baffling thing in the world when Netflix canceled Lockwood and co even tho it performed well bc let’s be real, Netflix will basically cancel a show if it breathes wrong…

But do you think that Netflix actually canceled Lockwood and co bc around the time it aired they’d aquired the rights to dead boy detectives (a show with a competingly similar premise to Lockwood and co that has Neil Gaiman attached who’s had two very successful shows in the last few years with Netflix and Amazon prime)… because I do.

Like to me that’s the missing puzzle piece of what happened there

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i'm 10 minutes into watching star trek ii: the wrath of khan

& bones got kirk some reading glasses for his birthday kirk is like 50 years old or whatever & i was like "that's kind of a boring gift"

but spock gave kirk a real paper book so i was just realizing spock probably told bones he's getting kirk a book, bones realized kirk's goddamn midlife crisis won't allow him to buy himself a pair of reading glasses already at the age of like 50, so he gave him glasses just so he could actually enjoy the gift spock got for him

spock, mr logical emotionless vulcan, got kirk a really sweet sentimental gift but one that he'd probably just leave on a shelf if bones hadn't gotten the boring practical gift cuz it's a SET. THEY COMPLETE EACH OTHER.

ot3..........

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Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) / The Last Unicorn (Peter S. Beagle) / King Arthur (Charles Ernest Butler) / The Naomi Letters (Rachel Mennies) / The Meeting on the Turret Stairs (Frederic William Burton) / Shock Me (Baroness) / Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) / Gladiatoria Manuscript (ca 1450) / White Knight (Anna Akhmatova) / Medieval Marginalia / The Epic of Gilgamesh / In Your Eyes (Crom) / Caravaggio (1986) / NPR interview (Ocean Vuong)

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Hey uh... Can anyone help?

I do art commissions (slots open on my kofi) if anyone wants sth. I just really need the help rn tbqh. I have just enough to cover priority items for Lil Bean (for two weeks maybe) but am fucked for everything else because I live in a house with my mother and she's... Rubbish with money. I buy all the food, cover household bills, etc etc. Right now, I'm not getting paid everything I should be (which sucks and I'm being ghosted by the one I'm meant to contact about this which is just gReAt) and it's really, really messing everything up.

It was meant to be sorted. It was meant to be organised. I was meant to be able to do this and not have to panic about finances. Instead... Instead I'm missing support, have to cover bills for a whole household and a baby on less than I should have while handling a dysfunctional parent I can't leave either, and deal with the lack of government support just yet because, ya know, their system moves slow when giving money but hella fast when demanding it.

So yeah.

Commissions. Or donations if you're safely able to do that and don't want art. Just- just help please. Help right now would be great. It really, really would.

[paypal] [kofi] [commissions] [asks]

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Hold on I want to see something

If you have a Hozier track (or tracks) on your WIP playlist, reblog this and tell me which ones in the tags

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"From Eden" girls are "Almost (Sweet music)" girls are "First time" girls. I hope this is self-evident because I can't explain! I just know it.

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ARAGORN + calming Brego with Sindarin

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I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

*electric guitar riff*

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

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Stumbled across this tweet and simply had to record it. Not my best Henry Czerny impersonation, but I think I captured the spirit. Also, forgive the sound quality, I'm terrible at editing audio.

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So here’s how laws work in the US. The federal government can’t tell the states what to make their drinking age but they can tell the states that if they don’t make the drinking age 21 then they’ll take away all of their money for highways. So the federal drinking age is not 21 but the drinking age is 21 in all 50 states. But not the territories. Because they follow different rules.

The federal government can tell the states to make marijuana illegal however but the states in return can say “lol no” and for the most part the federal government just can’t be assed to enforce this so a bunch of states have made recreational marijuana legal in varying capacities. But the businesses that sell weed can’t use federally backed banks because what they’re doing is still illegal even though it’s legal and that’s why the IRS has regulations for taxing illegal businesses.