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Thank you for your Neumann content your service to the Felix nation is unforgettable 🫡

Thank you kindly! Fully forgot I had an inbox

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I LOVE THEM!

hello~anyone here~((echoes

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True academic success is referencing academic materials online

Daily affirmations:

- Felix Neumann wouldn’t hate me if he met me

- Felix Neumann would probably listen to what I had to say

- Felix Neumann’s opinion matters more than that old man that told me I was throwing my life away

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Felix Neumann <3

On another note, Simon from Detroit: Become Human sort of reminds me of Felix. Image for comparison

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Illness

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Hello! This isn’t quite a fic. I sort of plan for it to be, but this is just a fic premise for now that I felt like posting. Unrevised and purely speculative (not canon, simply playing off of pre-canon)

TW: brief mention of an unsuccessful suicide attempt, non-graphic vomit

Felix spent his entire Stasi career regretting it. He regretted ever going military. He regretted having to report every instance of suspicious behavior, of the constant looming threat of losing his job if he doesn’t meet some bullshit quota of reports. He wasn’t keeping people safe, he was throwing them under the bus to save his own hide. He hated it.

Felix Neumann had a sister at home. She was five and a half years his junior, too young for most jobs and too moral for the rest. It was mostly just the two of them in the picture and Felix was the only breadwinner. Without his Stasi job, Felix couldn’t provide for them. He couldn’t leave. He hated it, but he loved his sister more, so he couldn’t leave.

Felix knew a man, once. He was Stasi too. A madman, a brave man, one who covered up reports and fell under quota time after time, face solemn as he lied through his teeth. He’d only get away with it for so long, but Felix helped him where he could. He’d give spare soup when the man’s cut salary couldn’t cover the cost of food. He’d spare time when the man looked lonely. Eventually, all he could do was spare a smile as the news of his escape spread.

Henry left him a note before he left, offering to help Felix do the same. Every day, the note said. I will be there every day. Waiting.

Felix couldn’t provide for his sister if he left. So he didn’t. He changed his route to pass by that part of the wall, hoping one day to catch a glimpse of familiar brown eyes through a crack. It was too dark, but it helped him remember.

Then his sister tried to kill herself. When Felix came home from patrol she was on the floor of their small bathroom, hiccuping vomit into the toilet, tears streaking her face. She’d tried, she said, to finish it neatly. All the pills had done was make her sick.

Felix dragged his sister to the wall in a panic with nothing but a bag of her favorite things. Not him, not yet; just her.

When the day finally comes that Henry hears shouting from the other side of the wall, hears Felix’s voice, it’s a girl being pushed over the wall, Felix desperately begging her to tell him if she sees anyone. He calls out that he’s there and Felix, sobbing, begs him to take his little sister. So Henry does.

Felix basically spends the next half a year trying to pack up his shit as subtly as possible, thoroughly removing everything that was ever important to his family. He gives a couch away to a trusted neighbor; it’s old, he says, and nobody ever uses it anymore. Everyone accepts his gifts. They all think his sister died, so they take what they can off his hands. Anything that reminds him of her. He gives children’s books to to-be parents and blankets to the poor old woman down the street. He keeps his sister’s favorite quilt. He leaves his service weapon on the dresser and tries not to cry at the barren bed. His food has been distributed, too. This house is not survivable anymore. He has no blankets and he’s never had good heating - it was too expensive. So he slings his duffel over his shoulder and walks.

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Daily affirmations:

- Felix Neumann wouldn’t hate me if he met me

- Felix Neumann would probably listen to what I had to say

- Felix Neumann’s opinion matters more than that old man that told me I was throwing my life away

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Study Tip: imagine a character that’s good at thing explaining the thing to you

Examples:

- Felix Neumann reading and reasoning through programming problems

- Mr. Keating from the Dead Poets Society dramatically reading and explaining literature

- Soap from Call of Duty reading out your chemistry problem and pointing out the high energy bonds and most explosive parts

- Timothy Drake from the DCU explaining line of reasoning and how to follow someone’s thought process

Etc etc

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Felix got his priorities in order, and now it’s time for me to do the same with mine. Sometimes making decisions is hard, and sometimes you’ll regret them forever, but in the end, there are good things down nearly every path. Or something idk. Huge Felix Neumann fan

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Felix Neumann is so important to me because he’s trying to do something for his own sake and the only reason he isn’t succeeding is because he knows saving himself means letting others get hurt

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Computer science finals over! I do not think I failed them utterly, so that’s good. Thanks Felix Neumann

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Felix Neumann give me strength (why do my finals run until evening?? they do not need to be doing all that)

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Programming finals tomorrow…I won’t fail. Felix Neumann has my back

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Fuck you *unneumanns your felix*

😧

We outta Neumann

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Number of Felix fics is up to 39. Good day

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Daily Felix post

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Honestly valid. We like Adler too, there’s just no shortage of Adler fics Felix has roughly twenty. Thanks for the response, hope you have a lovely Adler I mean Russful day I mean

Would you be willing to help spread Felix Neumann appreciation? There are so few fics and fanart pieces of him and we need all the support we can get in order to change that

- @felix-neumann

Can I be so honest? I forgot who the fuck he was. I know everyone on Twitter went nuts for him, but I can only like one blonde man every five years, and Russell Adler is my current problem.