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i am a fetus. i thought i was alone in this cold uterus, but alas, i found your blog. thank you. it's hard being a fetus, and together we can make a change. HOZAH

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My fetus kittens won't fit in my mother's womb :'(

I'm sorry to hear that :[ Does anyone have any suggestions for hir?  

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I agree. Many unwanted fetuses that were forced to be born from other fetuses. I would like to adopt one so that they have a good life with me, instead of a shitty one in an orphanage or foster home.

C': I'm so glad, there needs to be more fetuses like you willing to adopt these zygotes.

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Good night, my fellow fetuses! I'm afraid I must go now, but I'll be back tomorrow to help more of you with your problems as best I can!

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I'd like very much to have to zygotes of our own to inhabit our womb, and one I would like to adopt.

That's good, there are so many zygotes who need a womb to call their own.

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Why yes, we have a lovely spacious womb all set up and a wedding date for next June. Our whole family of feti will be in attendance.

Aw, I hope it all goes well c': Best of luck to the two of you! Do you plan on having any little zygotes of your own? Or would you rather it just be you two and your fetal kitten?

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When people mistake me for a "baby."

I'm a fetus, get it right.

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Gameboy Advanced SP, and I have to get an iPod Touch and DSi in it, too! Not to mention my laptop is fucking huge. Damn, my sad fetus life.

I would start with the iTouch, then close the SP and bring it in too, be very careful, you don't want to go to fast or to rough and hurt your mother, and after you're done with that there should be enough stretching for you to get the DSi in too - but I think the laptop is a lost cause :c

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i was doing some intrauterine Zumba the other day and i accidentally kicked my mom! Where can I buy an "I'm sorry" card here?

Getting a card or any sort of paper product while still in utero is a very difficult task, because the amniotic fluid will make the paper soggy and the ink run - I suggest sending her an e-card instead :] 

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I am a 20 year old fetus. I delete facebook friends who don't want me to be on birth control because condoms should be the only form of birth control. -__- Dumb people. I also live with my fiance, enjoy the sex very very much, and have an insane kitten who thinks there are real people on the tv, so she often plays with them.

Sounds like a very cozy womb you have there, with your fetal fiance and fetal kitten! Do you have a date set for your wedding and a womb reserved, yet?

I bet these people who don't want you to use birth control are the same people who refuse to acknowledge you as a "fetus" - don't listen to them, they obviously have no idea what they're talking about. 

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I had so much trouble getting my Gameboy in the womb! How do I make it easier?

What kind of Gameboy is it? 

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I'm an eighteen year old fetus that loves sex... Is this normal for a fetus to love sex?

It is completely normal for a fetus to love sex, especially at that stage of development.