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Murderbot, a construct that was built and used to do extreme violence it's entire existence : I hate talking to people but I will try to resolve this situation peacefully if I can, threats only make people panic and then they take irrational decisions. Extreme violence is sometimes unavoidable but last resort.

ART, a peaceful research transportation : I love talking to people because I can threaten them with extreme violence right off the bat and it makes them do what I want (ads more totally-not-weapons to it's research equipment)

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Damn it. I'm pretty sure the top one is wrong and I've used it for the last 2 projects. At least I figured this out.

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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

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Why Does it look like texas

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in Maine sheep are released on offshore Islands in spring to graze for summer. With no natural predators on these islands sheep thrive. To be corralled up and brought back to the mainland in early fall.

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For sale: ship of theseus

Condition: used, like new

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HUGE DAY FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

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“AI” art or “AI augmented” art/fic is the quickest way to a block, get that shit right off my dash and the hell out of all fandom ASAP.

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Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.

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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

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LIVE SLUG REACTION???!!

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I just committed highway robbery

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BEE DAGGER !!

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i dont care if mondays blue. tuesday coo and wednesday coo. thursday yea im gonna coo it's friday im a dove