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where is all the art that perfectly appeals specifically to my exact tastes and desires and nobody elses

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Miss Piggy at the pride parade 🌈🏳️‍⚧️ a true icon

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the singular unfortunate effect of getting really into discworld at a young age is that i formed a Certain Impression about the purpose of footnotes, and now i am entering academia and it is still my true and firm belief that the footnotes are for being funny in and NOTHING else

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i love to learn about my cat i love to google “should you trim cat last claw? trim all cat claws? cat last claw called? cat fifth claw? cat claws labelled. trim cat dew claw?” and then say hi graham i learned something about you! your weird claw is called a dew claw and it will not be worn down by regular walking so it is extra important to be diligent about trimming to prevent it growing into your paw pad! and he bites me and bites me

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i asked my mum if i could buy myself a $150 colonial mens wig for christmas and she looked me dead in the eye and asked “cant you just do drugs or something?”

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the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

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you'll never guess what ive just put in this locket

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who tf is destiel and whatd she do to piss you off so much

I used to be someone, you know?

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i think i got the major ones

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Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.