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in a much brighter timeline, being a "cryptobro" just means that you're an insufferable bigfoot or mothman guy
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they’re banning cis ppl from sports after an investigation revealed they were annoying
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murderbot: i love all my humans equally. mensah, pin-lee, arada, bharadwaj, ratthi, and (looks at smudged handwriting) grating
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It's cruel nativism and racism on full display. Trump wants to feel powerful, so he's launching a war inside America on some of our most vulnerable people.
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Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all
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i went to the aquarium the other week and hand to god every single seahorse was pregnant. it was like ao3 in there
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Shel Silverstein predicting ChatGPT in 1981
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If you like the word “queer” reblog.
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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction
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Who wouldn’t want to sit with a baby crocodile for a bit?
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