five-chaotic-timetravellers

[five-chaotic-timetravellers]

You know... Sometimes the world is a pretty scary place. But I just wanna say, a girl who I was once in a group project with sent me a bunch of videos from a Novo Amor concert yesterday, because she remember I'd mentioned in passing I loved them and had never seen them live, and basically what I'm getting at is humanity needs more of whatever she has.

[five-chaotic-timetravellers]

Thank you to my college education for making me read this sentence with my own two eyes:

We don’t make moral distinctions between the person who has a monogamous sexual relationship with a goat and the one who has sex with 40 goats.

Like he isn't wrong and its a good point but I don't like it pointed out to me.

[five-chaotic-timetravellers]

There are times in life people say something shocking to you. But there is nothing that could possibly prepare you for your coworker, on a Wednesday afternoon, telling you that tinkerbells world is the ideal socialist state

[five-chaotic-timetravellers]

I am sufficiently depressed, thank you.

[five-chaotic-timetravellers]

I feel like I can't move to the east coast because I genuinely believe every house I could buy out there is haunted

[five-chaotic-timetravellers]

Nurse in the emergency room: Hmmm your blood pressure is a little high

Me: yeah thanks it's most likely because I'm very scared and I don't want to be here