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I confessed to my best friend and now I have a girlfriend?? I’m losing my mind?? Somebody fucking slap me

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“We’re just friends”

Hon we got in trouble for canoodling and you sat in my lap

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They assess the vibes 😤

Question

So when LB and CN transform what do the villain be doing? And when she calls up her lucky charm what the hell do they do? Do they just stand there?

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My headcanon is that Mal is a feral chaotic fairy, Evie practices witchcraft and is an advocate for the Isle, Carlos is an overly excited engineer and people pleaser, and Jay is a quick witted acrobat who can see through the lies and hypocrisy of Auradon.

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Not that I blame him, mind you 👀

I read a fic once where Aziz (Jasmine and Aladdin’s kid) had a crush on Jay and honestly it cracked me up

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girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

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Sorry you had to hear about it like this (ARTIST USES THEY/THEM PRONOUNS)

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Mal: people tell me I have a unique way of lighting up the room :))

Ben: that’s called arson and those people are witnesses

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(carlos voice) beginning to wish that a certain type of dog would chase a certain parent of mine off a certain formation of land

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jane: I know you guys were like forced into being evil by your parents-

carlos: [playing majoras mask on his 3ds] by auradons restrictive caste system forcing society into two distinct moral categories despite ethics being incredibly complicated and imprisoning us for crimes we never committed

jane: -right, that, but like... you haven’t like...

jane: murdered anyone right?

mal:

jay:

evie:

mal: am I supposed to say no or

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Strongly relating to all my fellow sad bitch queers who are fixating on descendants while hating it with a fiery passion bc it’s dumb and cheesy because our lives are spiraling out of control

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Just felt the urge to declare that Mal is definitely nonbinary with no opinion on pronouns that is all

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Chad being an asshole just doesn’t make any sense. Like, his mom was Cinderella. What about her makes you think she’d let him get away with the shit he’s pulled??

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hey rb with your sign n whether u talk during movies or not !!!!

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Maybe the gayest reaction I’ve ever had to something was when I was like 14 and reading ‘Twilight’ for the first time, and when Bella first said she was in love with Edward I was like, “what the fuck. Since when? He’s your friend.” I legit thought she was interested in him out of like,,,,,,, professional curiosity smh

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Maybe I’d like Ben and Mal more as a couple if Ben wasn’t such a boring flavorless goody-two-shoes

Like tbh they had a lot of potential.

If Mal had been less well...tbh, as soon as they enter a room together, Mal just kind of becomes this shy, gentle, ultra feminine girl, when that’s like completely against her initial characterization??

It grosses me out.

(Her just losing all sense of self bc her love interest is there and Disney is a joke.)

And like Ben?? Idk if you’ve seen my post about him earlier but like I said there, had so much potential as a character to be a radical politician paragon type character.

Like I would’ve been so much more intrigued if he had nuance!!

And him getting together with Mal shouldn’t have been such a failure.

But it was.

Because again, Disney is a joke.

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I’m so glad y’all get me

Ok so I think I’ve made my opinion on Ben’s character pretty clear. He’s boring.

But like?? He has so much potential!!

I think that’s what frustrates me so much.

I don’t want kind and naive to be his only character traits.

I want Ben to be self-assured, bold, and rebellious. At least when it comes to politics.

Because? Like?? His whole stance on giving Isle kids a chance is a very radical belief.

And if he’s been raised a prince, you’d think he’d be more educated than the average kid his age, so why is he ever portrayed as hopelessly ignorant or naive??

I want his serious, politics-savvy side to show.

I still want him to be kind, but just because he’s a paragon character doesn’t always have to mean he does the right thing. Just what HE thinks is right.