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Jason: Alright, anxiety, would you kill Freddy-

Anxiety: YES

Jason: I... didn’t get to finish

Anxiety: I don’t care I want to kill Freddy

Freddy:

Freddy: I don’t feel safe anymore...

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So....you....have eaten people??

You would like to know,,, wouldn't you???

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what the fuck guys,,,,

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When anxiety gets to eat something other than human meat:

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Ooc: i got a whole 10 followers??? Hwy all i post is self indulgent shit???

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Anxiety is really getting sick and tired of thomas and bubbas family trying to eat him, hes not even fully human anymore. 

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Anxiety accidentally hearing kuros backstory: 

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Slasher x Requester HCs Part 1!

@anna-throws-hatches Billy Loomis would think you playing the electric guitaur is pretty much the coolest thing ever! Like most teenage boys, he’s secretly always wanted to start a band, so the fact that you’ve taken the step to actually learn an instrument is amazing to him.

@asexualjasonvoorhees Jason would love for you to teach him archery, but with his hocket mask blocking his vision it might not go too well. He’ll still really appreciate your effort though, and he thinks you look so cool when you do it!

@flipflopterror Thomas, as a much larger man who is not very vocal, will not bother trying to talk you out of crazy things like running into walls. He will just pick you up and carry you away to somewhere safe.

@kindofaslutformichaelmyers As a forensic scientist you’ll likely end up inspecting a lot of The Shape’s victims which Michael will find amusing to say the least. Who will ever catch him when he has someone on the inside who can wipe away any evidence he might somehow leave?

@redeyesslashdragon Jason doesn’t know much about heroes himself, but when the latest campers leave behind comic books he’ll make sure to save them for you! They may not be one of his own interests, but if they’re important to you he’s always going to try to make you happy!

((Note: I will be doing these in sets of 5, so if you don’t see yours yet it is still coming, I promise!))

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Thomas Hewitt

Im a 5'7" trans man. I draw alot and sleep with a giant stuffed unicorn. One time i ran headfirst into a wall because my aunt told me i could go through it. Part time taxedermist and aspiring mortician.

Hey there Slasher Fandom!!

I’m trying to get this blog out there, so everyone who RBs this post with the name of a slasher and a little about yourself will get at least one headcanon written about you and that slasher!

(Note: The only exception is because of past experiences I will not be comfortable writing for Freddy Krueger. Thank you for understanding!)

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This just in: Thomas doesn't understand siblings, more news at 10. 

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BONE DADDY

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i saw him bend over and,,,, hes so god damn thicc,,, im sobbing

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He just needs,,, love,,,,

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if freddy so much as,,, B R E A T H E S,,, in Jason’s direction,,,, I WILL kill him

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Why are you so smol? Did you not eat your veggies?

I also don’t like vegitales,,,, they are nasty,,,,

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Stop!!!! Bullying!!!! My!!!! Boys!!!!

  I think I scared Brahms because he won’t come out of the walls….

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jason,, let kuro down,,, raisin man needs to meet his maker,,,,

  I don’t enjoy the red raisin man.