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........... blossoming pity 

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i present to u: cherp rp bingo

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hello i made an alignment chart sideblog if u want chart things plz go follow idk why i tried posting everything i have rn but theyre not showing up in searches so i currently have everything queued instead to see if that helps but there should be some charts coming out for the next few days at least thx

hello hello

ive been making a shit ton of stupid alignment charts for rp servers/d&d campaigns im in so i decided why not just share them with the world

so lets start off with my personal fav and also the first one i made: the waifu alignment chart, for all ur waifu sorting needs

i do not plan on having any actual release schedule i will quite literally just post to this blog whenever i make a new chart and thats it, ill dribble the few i have rn out rn and then we shall see what happens from there

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alright, so i was digging through my files the other day and found this REALLY FREAKING OLD creek thing i did literally years ago but i decided hey lets share it why not so everyone may now scream along with me as i struggle to decide whether i love this or i hate it

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Dark Lord Clyde for a friend

i drew this because i told people in my sp rp server (@sortofsouthpark​) that i would do a sketch of whatever they want if they stuck their character’s dick in a freezer, my boi delivered (close enough at least) and thus requested a sketch of dark lord clyde the evilest boy in town

also if u wanna see the actual rp moment here it is:

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SOME GUY JUST DROVE PAST MY WINDOW SINGING BARBIE GIRL AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AND IM SCREAMING

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My bf was coming to visit me from texas, and his truck broke down 3 hours in and now theres no telling how long it will be before hes able to come see me. We are both super upset over it, so I'm saving up to get a plane ticket to just go see him. If anybody would like to help me, it would mean the world!!!!!

paypal. me/ jadesnow

If you donate, I could give you a tarot reading or something if you want!!!

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this is just an scp

An eye exam chart that you can never quite focus on.

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how do people just sketch shit so easily

like there be motherfuckers who come along like “oh i was bored so i doodled this up in 10 minutes hehe!” and then post something looking like this:

like excuse me no? this is not okay?? how do you just pump something out like this so casually like “lol rough 10 minute sketch cuz i was bored teehee!!” motherfucker this is like my 3rd or 4th sketch after struggling my way along for like at least an hour or two, not the fiRST BLOODY THING I PUT DOWN ON PAPER

DO YOU WANNA SEE WHAT THE FIRST SKETCH LOOKED LIKE?

DO YA?

FUCKING LOOK:

THIS IS THE QUALITY OF STUFF I PUT OUT THE MOMENT I DECIDE TO START DRAWING SOMETHING 

NOT SOME “ROUGH SKETCH” THATS ALREADY A MASTERPIECE 

WHAT KINDA BLACK MAGIC ARE YALL USING TO DO THAT I DONT GET IT FUCKING HELP ME 

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did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

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the uncensored version of the first image can be found here: https://twitter.com/winkwonkie/status/1291111204602228737

whoops guess some of my heathen is gonna end up here too 

prostitute kenny + quick lil aftermath doodle because lets be real what else would kenny spend prostitute money on 

my sweet and slutty boi i love him 

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kinda miss social media in 2012 where the concept of an influencer didn’t exist and everyone was using instagram’s premade filters and posting pictures of random shit like a handful of skittles or an overexposed sunset those were the days

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im so glad you like it! :D ur fic is great and has lowkey ripped my soul to shreds but its totally fine lmao but i just had to do something for it ^^ plus i mean now im iNVESTED and i have no outlet so i guess drawing fanart it is lol

@otherluces‘s fic (hi u dont know me but im calling u out) has gotten me obsessed with metalhead tweek and i regret nothing

NOTHING I TELL YOU

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@otherluces‘s fic (hi u dont know me but im calling u out) has gotten me obsessed with metalhead tweek and i regret nothing

NOTHING I TELL YOU

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does anyone know good/active south park discords

preferably 18+ or with a larger adult base cuz im like 20, i need a place to share things and scream about the boys but also hopefully isnt dead or a toxic hellhole if u have one plz share thanks 

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aaaand finally something slightly more recent holmesy and his iconic line thats way too relatable

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old ass art part 2 the best sp gays fite me