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Do you still write for dananronpa??

i do! less frequently as im not super into it anymore, but ofc if im req'd or comm'd for it then yess !

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hihi!! i was wondering about something in BG3.

i have tattoos. two on my wrists (one's a moth and the other a pretty mushroom), and a thirteen inch tattoo along my back of the phases of the moon.

how would Astarion react to seeing his lover's tattoos? the scared part of my mind feels like he'd be offended, but i'd also like to think that tattoos are a way for me to take control of my own self and feel in control of my own body again, and he'd see that.

so... what's your verdict??

great question anon!! also ur tatts sound so sick omg... ive been wanting to get one lmfao

-When he first meets you he may insult them out of his own frustration. Why do you get to fuck up your body however you want when he can't even stand in the sunlight he longs for? It's unfair.

-Unfair that you get to do what you want. Unfair that you got to choose what was carved into your skin when he-- ah. There's the root.

-The insults die down the longer you travel together and the closer you two become. As he starts to realize that he can take himself back (and when he realizes that you respect him-- when was the last time he'd felt that?) he sees your tattoos as less of a slight against him and more of a... possibility?

-After a while, you'll instead catch him studying your tattoos when he thinks you aren't looking. This is when the change between insulting your tattoos to complimenting them begins.

-Once past his own frustrations, Astarion would be very supportive! We've seen him when you get Loviatar's blessing- this guy is all for pain and reward (though mostly the pain)!

-He will 100% force you to take him with you to your next tattoo session just to watch and cheer. Wince for him, would you? It's terribly boring watching someone get drawn on, throw him a bone!

-(Nevermind the fact that he was the one who insisted on coming along, but who is Astarion if not dramatic?)

-As much as he supports your decision and regularly tells you how utterly delectable your inked skin looks ("Gods, your skin practically glows in the moonlight, dear... Might I have a nibble? Just to see if it tastes as delicious as you look, of course."), a part of him still feels... bitter.

-He'll feel a bit bittersweet about it if it's a sentimental tattoo you've gotten, but even moreso if it was an impulse or fun decision.

-A part of him will always long to decorate his own body to his own wants- to finally get what he likes on himself. He wants the choice to fuck up his own body if he wants to.

-...He isn't ready for that quite yet, though. Tattoos remind him too much of the runes already on his back- particularly the pain aspect. He's heard you describe the sensation and isn't keen to try it out just yet.

-Don't be fooled, this doesn't mean he won't let you draw up some designs for him. In fact-- he'll demand you to draw a picture of some ideas for him- he must see what you've thought up for him! What do you think would decor him well?! Make him even more beautiful? Oh, you must show him!

-If you offer to actually tattoo him he'll wave you off playfully with a comment on "my skin is flawless already-- why tarnish it?" or a "darling, you wound me... here I thought you loved me for me"

-Not yet, it seems. But one day, you're both sure, he'll take you up on it.

-He already lives out his dreams of living in the sunlight through you- and his dreams of being a hero, being publicly adored, powerful... why shouldn't he live out this part of himself through you, too?

-At least until he's ready for his own tattoo. Which, based on how he's been eying your ink for the past week and rubbing his own wrist, seems sooner than you think.

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Message / submit an ask to me and I’ll respond! The answer will usually be yes, but if not, I’ll always work with you to find a compromise if we can!

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Some things take more energy and time for me to write. Add on costs cover that extra time I take putting into those things.

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Lads im a broke college student, did we expect any different here

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She-Ra

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Kokichi Ouma

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Miu Iruma

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Masterlists Masterlist

TV SHOWS

Camp Camp

Gravity Falls

House M.D.

My Hero Academy (no longer writing for)

She-Ra (no longer writing for)

Supernatural

Naruto

MOVIES

Pirates of the Caribbean

Marvel

The Maltese Falcon

MUSICAL THEATRE

Beetlejuice

Book of Mormon

Rocky Horror Picture Show

School of Rock

GAMES

Baldur's Gate 3

Danganronpa THH part 1, part 2, part 3

Danganronpa Goodbye Despair part 1, part 2, part 3

Danganronpa V3 part 1, part 2

Five Nights at Freddy's

God of War

Undertale

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House M.D. Masterlist

James Wilson

"Giving Back" James Wilson x Reader

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Baldur's Gate 3 Masterlist

Astarion Acunin

(Commission piece) "Desired" Astarion x Fem!Human!Tav!Reader

Astarion x reader who has tattoos headcanons

Raphael

Raphael has an "oh. oh" moment for Tav!Reader

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Pirates of the Caribbean Masterlist

Hector Barbossa

(Commission piece) "Straying Eyes" Hector Barbossa x Fem!Pirate!Reader

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God of War Masterlist

Mimir

Helping Mimir headcanons

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Five Nights at Freddy's Masterlist

William Afton (Matthew Lillard)

(Commission piece) "Training Modules" William Afton x Fem!Reader

(Commission piece) "Training Modules II" William Afton x Fem!Reader

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The Maltese Falcon Masterlist

yes the one from 1941

Samuel Spade

"Masks" Sam Spade x Joel Cairo

Joel Cairo

"Masks" Sam Spade x Joel Cairo

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Supernatural Masterlist

Dean Winchester

Team Free Will + Jack x reader dating headcanons

Sam Winchester

Team Free Will + Jack x reader dating headcanons

Castiel

Team Free Will + Jack x reader dating headcanons

Jack Winchester

Team Free Will + Jack x reader dating headcanons

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Marvel (MCU) Masterlist

**no longer taking reqs for this fandom**

Loki Laufeyson

"Traitor" Loki Laufeyson x Reader

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School of Rock (Musical) Masterlist

Dewey Finn

Beetlejuice and Dewey Finn general dating headcanons

Beetlejuice and Dewey Finn asking out reader headcanons

Beetlejuice and Dewey Finn first kiss with reader headcanons

Beetlejuice and Dewey Finn x Artist!Reader

Dewey Finn x Reader first date headcanons

Dewey teaching reader how to play guitar

Beetlejuice and Dewey Finn x Chubby!Reader headcanons