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when being bored is actually “i can’t do that thing right now that i want do to so i don’t know what else to do”

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why are pharmacy signs so extra

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why is “you deserve the world” a sweet thing to say in a relationship the world sucks

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it’s 40 degrees here and i’m going to ireland today where it’s 18 degrees so i’m probably gonna faint the minute i land

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imagine if pee was taboo and people started saying “the p word”

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i see no difference

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my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i have a thing for guys with black hair and green eyes

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hella cool drawing but all i can think about is kim possible rn

Bianca di Angelo?

I’ve never drawn her before… I like her design

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i downloaded minecraft two days ago and i am

A D D I C T E D

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why for the love of god don’t i live in america <preferably nevada>

Some of my favorite Area 51 memes pt. 2

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i keep imagining myself being amazing at like guitar when i hear a sick guitar solo or wish i was good at playing tennis while watching wimbledon but what the fuck do i do??? sit in a car while looking out dramatically and picturing my awesome concert with my great guitar skils and eating cheetos and drinking diet coke while watching tennis

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remember on minecraft PE servers you couldn’t swear so everyone used “dafuq”? those were the good ol’ days

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what the fuck even is this, o yea let me just hold my baby in for him if he even comes back or should i just move on???? like honey you’re giving birth GET THAT FETUS OUT OF THERE!!!

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like this is the monster from the movie

and this is the monster from my nightmare

like holy shit where did i get this from

my childhood nightmare was the monster from that one scooby doo movie who came in to my grandma’s house and pulled me in to the maffia

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it didn’t really look like the one from the movie tho

my childhood nightmare was the monster from that one scooby doo movie who came in to my grandma’s house and pulled me in to the maffia

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my childhood nightmare was the monster from that one scooby doo movie who came in to my grandma’s house and pulled me in to the maffia