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the art of casting velociraptors, and other grammar lessons
“Come here, Nicky!” Rio glowered at Agatha in suspicion, then watched their son shuffle into the room, holding on to Señor Scratchy for dear life, and climbing up to sit on his mother’s lap who had sunk back into her chair. “Mama has a grammar lesson for you,” Agatha started, releasing the bunny from Nicky’s strong grip and setting it down onto the floor.
Agatha has thoughts™ on people using ‘casted’ instead of ‘cast’ on the internet and Nicky is about to find out just what it means to have an English professor as your mom. Married Agathario x Nicky fluff.
@agathaallalongweek day 4: professors / teachers
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1 chapters, 1649 words
relationship: agatha harkness & rio vidal & nicholas scratch
tags: modern au – no powers, modern au – professors, fluff, grammar, dinosaurs, married couple, established relationship, implied sexual content
rating: teen & up audiences
#agatha all along#agatha all along week#agathario#agatha x rio#agatha harkness#rio vidal#nichola scratch#agatha x nicky#rio x nicky#aaaweek25#aaa week#aaa week: professors#fanfic#mine: aaa
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i'm the guy you leave (i just can't compete)
Agatha is looking for a boyfriend. Rio is looking to finance her caffeine addiction. What could go wrong!?
@agathaallalongweek day 2: fake dating
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2/? chapters, 4900 words
relationship: agatha harkness & rio vidal
tags: modern au – no powers, modern au – college / universty, pov rio vidal, rio is agathasexual she just doesn't know it yet, boyfriend rio vidal, fake / pretend relationship, fluff, angst, miscommunications
rating: teen & up audiences (ch. 1-2), future nsfw
#agatha all along#agathario#agatha x rio#agatha harkness#agatha all along week#aaaweek25#aaa week#aaa week: fake dating#fanfic#mine: aaa#rio vidal
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AGATHA ALL ALONG 1.03 - Through Many Miles / Of Tricks And Trials 1.04 - If I Can't Reach You / Let My Song Teach You 1.05 - Darkest Hour Wake Thy Power 1.07 - Death's Hand In Mine
#losing my mind#i love her so#agatha harkness#agatha all along#billy maximoff#nicholas scratch#agatha x billy#agatha x nicky#agathario#rio vidal
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she is my scar
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Although Marvel hasn’t shied away from showing male butt cheeks — Hulk in “Thor: Ragnarok,” Thor in “Thor: Love and Thunder” — Hahn is the first woman to show her bare butt in a Marvel Studios project.
“Well, I came up with it,” Hahn explains to Variety.”
Images: Getty
#if i had a nickel for every time kathryn hahn was naked on screen#i would have many nickels actually#someone should start giving me nickels#she keeps doing it#as she should#i love her#kathryn hahn#agatha all along
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# matching each other’s freak
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i’m just saying aragorn son of arathorn oh im sorry STRIDER (one of them rangers what his right name is i never heard etc etc) didn’t need to be that sexy at the prancing pony. like ostensibly he’s trying to lay low but even dipshit little [relatively] eighteen y/o frodo is like hey what’s the deal with that extremely ostentatiously sexy man in the corner
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May death find you quickly if you bring them to harm.
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) dir. Peter Jackson
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KATHRYN HAHN as AGATHA HARKNESS
AGATHA ALL ALONG (2024)
1.01 - Seekest Thou the Road
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rio being amused by agatha's shenannigans.
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AGATHA HARKNESS and RIO VIDAL Agatha All Along, 1.04 | If I Can't Reach You / Let My Song Teach You
#screaming crying#i haven't thought of anything else for weeks#agatha all along#agatha harkness#agathario#rio vidal
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The Three of Swords represents unhappiness, heartache, sorrow and sadness. It is a Minor Arcana card of grief, loss, depression and tears and when it appears in your Tarot reading it generally indicates a period of difficulty or hardship, usually on an emotional level. Distraction, conflict, disillusion and serious misunderstanding are all represented by this card.
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AGATHA ALL ALONG 1.06 - Familiar By Thy Side
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no thoughts just agatha whispering "don't" to rio.
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#agatha x rio#aaaedit#agathario#agatharioedit#i haven't made a gif in ages#but i finally binged the entire show today#and i keep thinking about this scene#it is so !!!!!#no thoughts head empty just agathario
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Rhaenicent Chess Promo + meaning
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Sanna Wani, “Who is the Sun, Asking for Sleep?”, My Grief, the Sun // Brenna Twohy, A Coworker Asks Me If I Am Sad, Still
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