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So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

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little guys...

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take a break while watching this little bunny cross your dash

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when the entity possessing your soul wants to listen in on the yuri developing in the other room

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moth

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the main problem i have with america is that nothings old as hell there. i cant be so far away from a castle it damages my aura

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Mean lesbians talking shit at the vampire function btw

Also going to try to start posting more art here, so expect more iwtv fanart sometime soon!!

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the emerald witch ending theme makes me cry!!!

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he is sitting and pondering

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*holding you close as you bleed out*

Yeah man... it was a good bit... it was a really good bit... really funny....

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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

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"Punishment works!!!" We're drowning in three to four generations of people so pants-shittingly terrified of ever being wrong that half of everyone has constructed a worldview wherein they never even consider the possibility that they could be wrong and the other half behaves like one wrong move will make anything or anyone explode violently into a million irreperable pieces. I don't think it works guys

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I cannot be trusted with a cucumber

this is not for sex reasons

I will gnaw through that thang over the course of maybe a few minutes

it's tasty

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My favourite part of writing professional emails is sending them and immediately running over to my "sent" folder to check I did in fact write "Yeah, I can make a 3 PM meeting" and not "I think you're a big stupid piece of shit and I fucked your wife" somehow

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ahhh but you see, minority group, isnt it interesting that there were so many fewer of you back before there was any popular resistance against our complete suppression of your way of life? im so so smart but when i asked for a diploma from yale they said they had just run out of them forever :/

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Dont worry guys, My dumbfuck uncle who borrows money all the time says the US will be okay. He has never made a good financial decision in his life