do you ever look at chrollo and think that he needs someone to run up at him, give him a nipple twister, kick his shins, and then run away? yeah...
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hey... tiktok proud emoji..... if you're looking at my blog because i randomly fucking sent you a very explicit stsg post and tumblr did NOT undo it like i asked then im so sorry. that was an accident.
#《 bad juju#IM FUCKING SICK DUDE I JUST WANTED TO SCROLL THROUGH SOMEONES BLOGM#is that a fucking CRIME do i need to get PENALIZED?#theres actual tears in my fucking eyes. im having the worst coughing fit of my life and tumblr does this to me.
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@latolover well you can't simply leave me hanging. you can't leave me here wondering what series possibly has a reference that equates to "fag needs to be wrestled down by the phantom troupe leader to get his teeth brushed." you can't do this to me

#《 bad juju#lulu land visitor: latolover#IM JUST SITTING HERE TRYING TO POSSIBLY IMAGINE IT IN MY HEAD?#chrollo mention
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the terrible thing is that this post reminded me of chrollo .

i am imaging his stupid face saying something along the lines of "if you won't, then i'm more than ready to take care of the task. it can be a bonding activity."
there's no retribution. he's not even bitable. my teeth can sink into his hand and all he would do is smile, disgustingly patient. his thumb would slip into my mouth and pry open my teeth and i would have to sit there like a petulant dog being manhandled by its owner to get the thing in my mouth. he does it for two minutes exactly. he does NOT let me spit the toothpaste on him and guides (read: forces my head to slowly turn with an iron grip) to the sink. he wants me dead and buried and if i struggled enough then he flosses every single tooth. just to be petty. "it's about hygiene! you should know what dentists say about flossing, dear." MY GUMS ARE BLEEDING. YOUR EYES LINGER WHERE IT DWELLS AND YOUR THUMBS TRACE EVERY MICRO-WOUND YOUVE OPENED. YOU WILL REGRET THIS. THE FROTH IS NOT FROM MY TOOTHPASTE BUT FROM MY RAGE.
anyways ily yandere chrollo you're curing my depression one asshole move at a time 💞
#《 bad juju#lulu land tomfoolery: h×h edition#i genuinely do like yandere chrollo i feel like people just underestimate how much of a dickhead he can be#esp if he feels slighted over something (you had a perfectly normal reaction to something outrageoud he did)#i need to do a personal study on him being a petty cunt. he is like actually the pettiest he will stew on it for ages . weeks#i feel like this is telling tbh. who let this be how i dip my toes into the yandere chrollo tag#sighhs#yandere chrollo#yandere chrollo x reader
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me after zhongli fucking kebabs me again in a 'righteous' rage over his god even though the plot has done nothing to fully flesh out an indication as to why he'd have a full kneejerk switcheroo from his normal, meticulous personality:

do you ever see someone write for a fandom-exclusive trope that you can't find nowhere else with the same energy/worldbuilding (sagau) and they interpret someone so criminally bad (everyone in sagau) that you feel like you should be able to hold them legally accountable in the court of law (this is me shitting on sagau)
#《 bad juju#sagau#genshin sagau#self aware genshin alternate universe#genshin impact#IM STILL NOT SORRY BECAUSE IM FUCKING RIGHT.
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do you ever see someone write for a fandom-exclusive trope that you can't find nowhere else with the same energy/worldbuilding (sagau) and they interpret someone so criminally bad (everyone in sagau) that you feel like you should be able to hold them legally accountable in the court of law (this is me shitting on sagau)
#《 bad juju#it gets to a point where i feel bad for a character i hate sometimes. i cant even hate bro in peace this shit is so ooc its#not even my opp anymore?? who are you writing atp#this gets funnier when you all come to realize i genuinely enjoy sagau#but most of the works seem to be CRUEL AND UNUSUAL TORTURE THAT SET OUT TO DO NOTHING BUT CAST EVIL ON MY BLORBO?#zhongli lky gets it the worst. also jean/venti/xiao for some fucking reason? 😭#anyways maybe i should manifest good sagau and not just talk shit.#perhaps judas should be the good he wants to see in the world.#i'll think on it.#sagau#genshin sagau#self-aware genshin alternate universe#genshin impact#im shameless okay. the people can boo me but that doesnt make me wrong.
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《《 currently working on (1) piece(s) of writing atm.
intro uh-lert i suppose
○ hello, my name is jude/judas ! a heem heem/him or wtv
》 ● this blog is 18+ im... yeah. also i say the big f slur (fag) so if that's a turn-off then im sorry HELP.
○ techhhnically ive had a blog b4 but im calling myself new bc. rusty.
》● i have a tendency to hop between sounding incredibly bland to incredibly hyperactive at times, sorry if that's a jumpscare.
○ asks are open-- i take requests for drabbles or headcanons, there's a small chance i may hoard them or it may not come through. idm if you guys blow my mailbox up.
《《 for the love of god let me know if i accidentally take a personal headcanon of yours on accident and don't credit, im not intentionally trying to steal it my memory can just be. kinda ass 💔. it's smth i need to work on but please don't blow me up, i try to be good abt asking HELP
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#《 bad juju // thoughts tag
#《 judrabbles // drabbles + hcs
#《 judas' peak fiction // glaze tag for awful writing
#《 judussy // loser nsfw tag... sighhs...
#《 juju in lala land // asks tag
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