#sighhs

[forte-circuit]

the terrible thing is that this post reminded me of chrollo .

i am imaging his stupid face saying something along the lines of "if you won't, then i'm more than ready to take care of the task. it can be a bonding activity."

there's no retribution. he's not even bitable. my teeth can sink into his hand and all he would do is smile, disgustingly patient. his thumb would slip into my mouth and pry open my teeth and i would have to sit there like a petulant dog being manhandled by its owner to get the thing in my mouth. he does it for two minutes exactly. he does NOT let me spit the toothpaste on him and guides (read: forces my head to slowly turn with an iron grip) to the sink. he wants me dead and buried and if i struggled enough then he flosses every single tooth. just to be petty. "it's about hygiene! you should know what dentists say about flossing, dear." MY GUMS ARE BLEEDING. YOUR EYES LINGER WHERE IT DWELLS AND YOUR THUMBS TRACE EVERY MICRO-WOUND YOUVE OPENED. YOU WILL REGRET THIS. THE FROTH IS NOT FROM MY TOOTHPASTE BUT FROM MY RAGE.

anyways ily yandere chrollo you're curing my depression one asshole move at a time 💞

[icedsodapop]

Why Bassem? Just why? Why would you go on a show where it's host has literally spouted anti vax and transphobic remarks? And who would later go on to host Donald Trump on the same podcast? Why would you want to be a useful idiot lending credibility to this Joe Rogan wannabe?

Further reading:

Again, this is like a rehash of the 2020 elections with Bernie Sanders going onto Joe Rogan's show 🤡

[glamgoths]

so who is gonna write the 60k slow burn fanfic about Leo helping Jack escape the studio in the aftermath of the Halloween show and then slowly genuinely develop feelings for each other??? And then Jack coming to terms with how much he fucked up and has so many traumatic flashback moments + it also cuts to scenes in the past of Leo and Jack having some gay ass interactions.

or do I have to write that myself...

[themostsanebug]

canmy brain unlearn shame. PLEAAAASE

[aroace-polyshow]

they should put a bench at this place cause i can’t sit on my knees anymore my mary janes are getting fucked up but like. being crouched is hurting my ankles

[thepettymachine]

Ashley grew up and gained the Kleptomaniac trait

[error707-thatdude]

I'd say sorry that this is the first Jasper I pop out after so long of nothing but we all know I'm not

[klocreates]

hi I'm waiting for the fanart

sorry im sleepy ;-;

[candycatstuffs]

Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think

[iiashxlie]

real 😭😭 like what'd they do to my boy klav

this is the face of a man barely holding it together post-aa4

[squidthusiast]

2-3 hr speedpaint from yesterday, cause I was going insane from pearlina withdrawal

[vapour-snake]

Gosha: I hope my grandson is doing okay..

His ex from 36 years ago:

[lokh]

when he got back in his sneaking suit i sighed aloud. pliskin you will always be famous

[necromosss]

the fledgling crow

[orbch]

concept of c!tubbo sort of animorphing into a ram during the schlatt administration and being VIOLENTLY insecure in his appearance after the physical transformation, but it not mattering to tommy. even in the slightest. [manberg/pogtopia era clingyduo]

[shsl-simp]

blehh lib doodles