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you too can write incredibly niche femslash rarepairs that no one knows or cares about 🫵🫵🫵

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Whiterose on the battlefield (Costco on a Saturday morning)

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Sometimes your first week as an intern goes terribly. Sometimes you go to a bar and pick up a stranger about it. And sometimes that stranger shows up six months later to bleed all over your doorstep and you just have to go with it.

or

the one where Caitlyn and Vi accidentally find themselves in a strangers-with-benefits situationship except the benefits are medical care and anxiety

The first time it happens, Caitlyn is just barely home from a twelve-hour shift that turned into a twenty-hour shift, tired enough that her eyes feel like they’re shivering, and assumes the knock on her door is an uber driver with a burger and way too many fries. Jayce has – annoyingly – worked out that she’s more likely to actually eat something when a meal is presented to her directly, and that it’s much harder for her to decline if he skips the offering step and just orders food for her.

So sure is she, in fact, that she opens the door looking at her phone instead of through the peephole, texting Jayce a thank you sandwiched between demands that he stop misusing Find-my-Friends, and she only glances up when no vaguely greasy bag is thrust towards her.

The woman she finds does not have too many fries.

“So this is weird,” the oddly-familiar stranger says, holding up the hand not folded over her stomach. “I know this is weird, and you have no reason to help me, but you said you were a doctor, and…” She uncurls her other arm, presenting Caitlyn with a limb wrapped in an oddly-patterned fabric.

It takes Caitlyn’s exhausted mind a moment to realise that the darkest part of the pattern is slowly spreading, that the red smears continue from the cloth wrap onto the woman’s skin and short-sleeved jacket.

“Is that blood?” Caitlyn asks – an automatic, pointless question because it very obviously is blood.

“Yeah.” The stranger shoots her a lazy grin that curls something warm and tight in Caitlyn’s stomach, even as the woman’s confident demeanour is undercut by the haze in her grey eyes. “Don’t worry, not all of it is mine.”

continue on AO3

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Shadowheart thinks she’s so edgy and mysterious but deep down inside she is all about the dad jokes.

Bonus:

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why do you even have tattoos if your wife and kid don't use it as coloring book

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Friend made a joke that needed to be drawn out.

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nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.

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(So horny it’s not even eliciting a physical reaction anymore) now draw them in a strained but ultimately polite professional relationship

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Mhm mhm mhm… :)

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Started listening to the Ambessa: Chosen of the Wolf audiobook and hmmmm I liked CL Clark's The Unbroken book but I'm not sure if I like the writing style of this one 🤔🤔🤔 maybe it's just the prologue

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[Fictional character who is worse than me in every way] save me

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#fanficproblems

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"you've already left kudos here. :)" ok and I'll leave some more. You got a problem? Because in my opinion, this work is so good and the author totally deserves it

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Hello there 👋 do you plan to continue 'you taste just like new york'?

I don't have any immediate plans for a third one but maybe! I've been writing a lot of og stuff recently but one day my brain will return to writing fic

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Fire Emblem Romhack Recommendations

Disappointed with no new Fire Emblem in today's direct? Just looking for a new Fire Emblem game to try? If that's the case, allow this post to serve as an introduction to some amazing romhacks to check out!

Dream of Five

👑🐰 DREAM OF FIVE weaves a tale of intrigue and identity, feat. an ornate and deliberate sense of style, custom story CGs, and downright gorgeous prose to boot! This hack also has a several chapter long route split, with each path having its own distinct gameplay and recruitable characters.

The Morrow's Golden Country

⛅️🌼 THE MORROW'S GOLDEN COUNTRY has an abundance in quality-of-life improvements, including a reworked support system and durability-based combat skills. A split-army story structure allows the player to get to know a large, loveable cast as its three lords fight for a brighter dawn—where none are left behind.

Cerulean Crescent

🏝️🌙 CERULEAN CRESCENT provides incredible turn economy management tools, with each playable unit boasting unique skills and self-repairing personal weapons. The setting lends itself towards a distinct, bold story structure as Ellerie fights to claim victory and vengeance, both.

Shackled Power

👊💥 SHACKLED POWER is perfect for those who want a classic Fire Emblem story that trends its style towards 90s-esque action, with all the explosions to go along with it. This hack also boasts numerous custom-drawn animations and portraits to truly make the player feel like a powerhouse!

Curse of Lagdou

🍈👿 CURSE OF LAGDOU expands the continent of Magvel's tale through its fast-paced maps and unique non-RNG crit system! Follow this poignant tale of two girls finding their purpose in life—featuring characters both new and old, along with custom-drawn animations and story CG art!

Four Kings

4️⃣👑 FOUR KINGS tells the story of family: of two brothers, and their respective journeys to become better people. It boasts tight gameplay and full deployment throughout its route split to let the player experiment with a wide variety of units, all with their own personal weapons!

Myrm Emblem

⚔️🔥 MYRM EMBLEM is a gameplay-focused hack, feat. skills and many quality-of-life improvements with a silly, brief story. Join Shigen, Lyn, and your favorite myrmidons and swordmasters from the FE series—as well as the Kaga Saga games—in an epic adventure to test your skill and fire emblem knowledge.

Drums of War

🥁🛡��� DRUMS OF WAR tasks its players with conquering tight and challenging enemy formations—and after the dust has settled: the choice on whether to recruit or ransom enemy leaders. Augment your ragtag band with your strongest enemies as you struggle and fight for a place deserving of you.

Dark Lord and the Maiden of Light

⚔️🌓 DARK LORD & THE MAIDEN OF LIGHT follows a classic FE plot, twisting familiar tropes in fresh ways. Its narrative rewards attention to detail: one must delve deep to uncover and understand the world's true nature. Fans of 3H's Rhea will enjoy Freesia's crusade against the sinister Ahribaal cult.

Embers Entwined

🪓 🧙‍♂️ EMBERS ENTWINED follows Petra, a princess in exile, and Diego, a mercenary from a mysterious bloodline, as they fight dark forces attempting to reach godhood. Necromancy takes center stage in this explosive tale, as sorcerers race against each other to perfect the art of raising the dead.

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i will espouse principled opposition to nintendo until they release fire emblem: three houses 2: fire emblem: four houses (in which there are six houses). then i will shill for them