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I'm finally high enough to understand Cosnos! A Space Oddessy.

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Every woman wants a man to look at her the way Tig looks at Venus.

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I want:

*Find the Enkidu to my Gilgamesh *Be the Clodia to someone's Cattalus *Be the Beatrice to someone's Dante *Be the Penelope to someone's Odysseus *Be the Andromache to someone's Hector *Be the Antigone to someone's Haemon *To stop being Helena

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I got accepted! Fall program.

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Gilgamesh is really the first story of bros before hoes. The way Enkidu and Gilgamesh stand up to Ishtar is adorable.

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They let my pug try on this hot dog at Build a Bear.

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Trying not to get emotionally involved with fictional characters

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Guess who I got at Build a bear?!

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Sugar Bear and Mama June split?! I leave for one weekend and now I have nothing to like for.

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Sociology 100: How You're Fucked and What Anxiety Meds You Should Take.

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Is that Cody?!

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For all you psychology majors out there!

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So this popped up while I was trying to enjoy adult entertainment...

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I accidentally ran into these two in the Dealer's Room.

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Stay classy Walmart

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<3

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It's almost midnight, why is my grandma up watching The Conjuring at this time??