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chase ❤️

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my friend and i rewatched some 2017 filthy frank/maxmoefoe/idubbbz content a couple days ago. insanity

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this is one of my favorite shots in the entire show

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transcripts of prayers left on god’s answering machine

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holy, holy, holy.

praise be to the god of Silence,

of missed calls, of texts left on read.

you might want to pick up your phone once in a while, you know? sometimes it’s urgent. anyway, call me back as soon as you can. bye.

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You didn’t hear me then,

when I was a small girl,

praying with silent, desperate tears streaming down her face as she pleaded with the only Father she could fathom to save her.

I doubt You’ll get this now. Probably have my number blocked. Heh.

I never could scream loud enough for You to hear.

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you were supposed to protect me, you know?

you said you would.

you promised.

was I not good enough? jesus was, and you killed him anyway. did you want to crucify me, too?

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hey, Man! listen, I’ve got those files for You. I’ll drop them right off. want me to leave the door unlocked?

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it’s me, your mother. I miss You.

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for all I know; i’m talking to an empty house. you’re probably not even home. i’m always sure the voicemail box has to be full by now, but there always seems to be space. wonder how much you paid in advance for the latest model, way back before everything. must’ve cost a fortune. anyway, I—

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our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. thy kingdom come, thy will be done: on earth, as it is in heaven.

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we are calling about a problem with your car’s extended warranty—

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what was that for, huh? You just let her die? what the hell! I asked You. I asked You to save her. You owe me!

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bring him peace. don’t let anyone bother him anymore. give him what he wanted. give him rest. please.

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do you think jesus felt loved? how could anyone, when your own father wants you dead? could you trick yourself into thinking that’s love? could you make yourself believe it?

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this is an appointment reminder for—

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—can You hear me, dad? am I coming through? anyway. just wanted to call and say I love You. okay. see you later. bye.

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i forgot to show the cutiest victor i found awhile ago. he’s like a kitten to me

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missing them rn

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Beautiful princess and her weird husband

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what could have POSSIBLY prompted that

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the conventional 1960s nuclear family: housewife mother, breadwinner father, heartbreaker daughter, quarterback son, dog

the woke 2025 family: medical malpractitioner father, oncologist step father, hot mom, transmasc son, transfem daughter, foreman

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WOWZERS !!!! over 100+ followers … amazing ❤️

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benatar redraw ….

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im SEVERELY. art blocked but. i miss these goobers so bad. #bandersnatch5ever

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flirting

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mature middle-aged men btw

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house and wilson should've played beyblades in the office. this would be top tier enrichment for them

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I can see House having such terrible eating habits. Going long stretches without eating or eating vending machine food. But, when Wilson moved in with him, Wilson notices that he eats more if it’s HIS food.

At first it’s annoying to Wilson, but he ends up just making extra of his food and labeling it as DO NOT TOUCH on purpose because —out of spite—House will eat it. Which is his way of tricking House into taking care of himself while also taking care of him.

Wilson also just telling himself it’s easier to make extra of his food since House was stealing it and NOT because he cares or likes the fact that House enjoys his cooking.