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Sure Duolingo, sure

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How are they making those squeaking sounds?? It sounds like they are giving the flood a back massage with clown shoes

Having neighbors upstairs is fun. I like to imagine how they are making those noises. Right now it sounds like they have taped a ton of small objects to themselves and are rolling around on the floor bumping into walls

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Having neighbors upstairs is fun. I like to imagine how they are making those noises. Right now it sounds like they have taped a ton of small objects to themselves and are rolling around on the floor bumping into walls

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Hands you a blood covered letter before running away and jumping into the nearest lake that contains turtles

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WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE!????? ITS BEEN SOX DAYS GO AWAY

Theres a spider in my bathroom and its really fucking huge

Its up in the windowsill taking its refuge

I wanna take a shower but it keeps staring at me

I fear for my life but I don't want to stay dirty

Its been there for three days and I don't know what to do

I really want it gone but my fear wont subdue

Im leaving in a few days so I might just leave it there

So please for the love of god everyone at home beware

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Hey girl, I know you find me extremely attractive because of my mass amount of fidget toys, but you have to hold yourself back we have guests over

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GRAHHHH

*shoots you with a jaguar powered machine gun*

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I'm glad my state recognizes my "It's a secret" gender as valid

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We fit together like peanutbutter and jelly (I have a peanut allergy)

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My brother in Christ

My sister in Hell

My sibling in Purgatory

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Ive been using the other bathroom in the house

Theres a spider in my bathroom and its really fucking huge

Its up in the windowsill taking its refuge

I wanna take a shower but it keeps staring at me

I fear for my life but I don't want to stay dirty

Its been there for three days and I don't know what to do

I really want it gone but my fear wont subdue

Im leaving in a few days so I might just leave it there

So please for the love of god everyone at home beware

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Theres a spider in my bathroom and its really fucking huge

Its up in the windowsill taking its refuge

I wanna take a shower but it keeps staring at me

I fear for my life but I don't want to stay dirty

Its been there for three days and I don't know what to do

I really want it gone but my fear wont subdue

Im leaving in a few days so I might just leave it there

So please for the love of god everyone at home beware

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Dont get me wrong, I love board games. Because I know I am going to lose, I get to fuck around and have more fun

While I have fantastic luck in video games, I have chronically bad luck in board games. Even if I am damn good at them, I never win because of my shitty luck. Thus every time I play a board game, I act as a wild card, choosing random people to help win

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While I have fantastic luck in video games, I have chronically bad luck in board games. Even if I am damn good at them, I never win because of my shitty luck. Thus every time I play a board game, I act as a wild card, choosing random people to help win

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Im more into blacks and dark florals than pinks and frills and I have a friend who is a self described "tomboy transfem". I have yet to see either of us represented in media. Writers, animators, artists, comic writers, game devs, get on this stat

Can we get more media representation for the trans fems who aren't into cute stuff

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Can we get more media representation for the trans fems who aren't into cute stuff

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