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1001+ New British And Irish Themed Jokes

New Adult Jokes Daily – Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Or Your Tonsils Back! Welcome! Céad Míle Fáilte 欢 google-site-verification: google4de88e90fa1080a9.html Original jokes – created and crafted by Francis R Sturt JOKES OF THE DAY: 21/01/2024What did the police officer say to three monks having sex? Halo! Halo! Halo! What is Scouting For Girls? Boy Scouts without the sex. Two agents are in the…

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1001 New World Short Jokes

Subscribe to get access Read more of this content when you subscribe today. Edit Post Update There is an autosave of this post that is more recent than the version below. View the autosave Paragraph: Change block type or style Move Paragraph block from position 112 up to position 111 Move Paragraph block from position 112 down to position 113 Change text alignment 8 901+ New British…

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CHEEKY & SEXY SHORT JOKES

LOTS OF ONE-LINERS! WARNING!!! THIS BOOK CONTAINS SEX JOKES!!! Is this book for you? Yes, if you can remember Fawlty Towers or still laugh through Airplane. In other words, if you’re a young adult or you are close to claiming your bus pass, this is for you – a book of original one and two-liners with a sprinkling of short jokes. This a book for the World in a time of great uncertainty. We can…

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The Cream Of New British & Irish Themed Jokes

The Cream Of New British & Irish Themed Jokes

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The Big Cock-Ups!

The very best of the worse British and Irish themed jokes ever written. They are all handmade by Francis R Sturt during the Pandemic.

Why do squirrels enjoy sun bathing? They love roasted nuts. What do British gays call a gang bang? A Guy Fawk night. What do policewomen wear under their caps? Pussies. So, they never get pregnant on duty. What did Master Bates love most about his ship? A strong anchor with lots of seamen. Pat and Nick are in the bar and Nick says “I’m taking my partner today to see the new James Bond film.”…

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THE TOP TEN JOKES OF SEX

THE TOP TEN JOKES OF SEX

Subscribe to get access Read more of this content when you subscribe today for only £5 a year. When a new post is published you will be one of the first to receive a monthly newsletter of top quality premium jokes, sent direct to your Inbox. Click on SUBSCRIBE. Pay Here Subscribe Subscribe Nick is sitting on the toilet, when his partner forces open the door. She grabs his willy and gives him…

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501+ New British And Irish Jokes

501+ New British And Irish Jokes

© Francis R Sturt 2021 New Adult Jokes Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Or Your Tonsils Back! Welcome! céad míle fáilte 欢 google-site-verification: google4de88e90fa1080a9.html Original jokes created and crafted by Francis R Sturt during the Pandemic. Any constructive comments are welcome. Please scroll down to the “Contact Us” form at the bottom of the page Pat and Nick are driving around the…

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More Sweet Xmas Pea

More Sweet Xmas Pea

Pat and Nick are in the pub and Pat says, “You know there has been a Billion stolen from a vault in London, don’t you?” Nick answers “No Pat, I didn’t know. Who did it?” Pat says “The police think it was an Irish gang.” Nick asks, “Why is that Pat?” Pat replies “The gang took the rubber bands and left the cash.” John lives alone in a rough housing estate in Brixton, where he slams windows shut…

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The Big Cock-Ups!

Why do squirrels enjoy sun bathing? They love roasted nuts. Who was MollyMallone? She was an old Dublin fisherman’s wife, who used to sell her fishy fanny, with crabs, to boxers with muscles and cock alls. Why do the Irish always wank with their left hand? So, they can have an extra creamy Guinness in their right hand! Why do the British always wank with their right hand? So, they can nibble…

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The Top Ten Jokes Of Sex 2-Audio Version

The Top Ten Jokes Of Sex 2-Audio Version

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The Top Ten Jokes Of Sex 2-Audio Version

The Top Ten Jokes Of Sex 2-Audio Version

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The Top Ten Pub Jokes Of Joy

The Top Ten Pub Jokes Of Joy

Summary My top ten favourite pub jokes taken from my collection of over 401 New British and Irish pub jokes, composed during the Lockdowns of 2020/21. Subscribe to get access Read more of this content when you subscribe today. Subscribe

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The Sit Down & Stand Up Comedy Show: 2 "Rattling Roaring Willie"

The Sit Down & Stand Up Comedy Show: 2 “Rattling Roaring Willie”

Summary Welcome everyone, except winos from Christmas Pie and Uckingall to another dose of ten original, rib-tickling, brand spanking new jokes. Just sit back, relax, open a can, and enjoy the best of crazy British and Irish-theme humour, by the one and lonely – Francis R Sturt. WARNING: This recording may be offensive to minors, nuns, Boris Johnson, and virgins. Please accept my sincere…

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TOP TEN JOKES-OCTOBER 2021

TOP TEN JOKES-OCTOBER 2021

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THE TOP TEN JOKES OF SEX-OCTOBER 2021

THE TOP TEN JOKES OF SEX-OCTOBER 2021

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The Big Cock-Ups!

The Big Cock-Ups! The worst Irish jokes ever, in the world of the Irish.

Nick is sitting on a public toilet in Dublin and a man’s head appears from under the partition. Nick shouts angrily “Who are you? You filthy pervert!” The man replies “I’m from the Security Services and I am following all your movements.” A man walks into a pub and cannot stop laughing. The man is laughing constantly for over an hour. Pat asks the Landlord, “Why is he so happy?” The Landlord…