#intelligent and clever

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[sthilarions]

A lot of the time when people say a character is a golden retriever I’m like “that breed does not mean what you think it means” but you know what? Charles is a golden retriever

He’s affectionate and friendly and energetic and smiles all of the time always, you kick him and he’ll still smile and run right back to you after

But also Goldens are typically ranked as the fourth most intelligent dog breed, after only Border Collies, Poodles, and German Shepherds, but everyone always reaches for them as a metaphor for “no thoughts head empty just fluff and love”

And that’s Charles too. He announces Edwin as the brains and keeps his smile on and bounces around and is so casually sweet everyone figures he must be running on vibes alone and actually when they’re back in the office he’s the one doing the more visibly nerdy magic, the stuff you’d normally assign to your autistic-coded Q-archetype basement-recluse wizard, he’s creating complex enchanted items and writing runes and mentally managing hundreds to thousands of items in his bag. And he’s just as much a detective as Edwin is.

He just also grins and jumps and projects friendliness like his life depends on it, and people assume.

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC worlds greatest detectives ramble

You ever just get a bit tired of the batfamily being dumb?

Sure I appreciate a good “Danny is weird and the Bats try to figure out his deal and draw wrong conclusions based on incomplete evidence” fic as much as the next guy, and I’m definitely not saying not to write them

But the thing is, they’re all really smart. It’s their whole thing, they’re a family of detectives that dress up in colorful costumes and fight crime, but detectives nonetheless

And I get it’s for humorous effect to have otherwise intelligent people be incredibly dumb about one thing, but it’d just be nice to see them be smart sometimes. Even in a fic where they’re drawing the wrong conclusions, it’d be nice to see them use their detective skills

Like build a case so solid Danny questions whether they’re actually right about him and if he’s just confused

Or just apply it to more conventional situations/crimes

Because frankly it’s funnier if you show they’re smart before having them do something really stupid

If you build them up a bit, then it’s funnier when they fall down.

“Where did he go? It’s like he vanished into thin air!?”

“Don’t be silly, see these scuff marks? Someone recently went down this way. The gravel here has been disturbed indicating this manhole cover has been moved recently. Now if we just prop this up…”

“…huh, is that…?”

“Killer Croc and not the twink we were just tracking?”

“Yeah, that”

“Yeah, that’s killer croc… hi Waylon”

*large scaly hand darts out and drags Bat in question down in the sewers while Danny watches invisibly*

[philosophybits]

You are immensely clever if you are able to hide your cleverness.

François de La Rochefoucauld, Moral Reflections

[feratscal]

Like,,, are we seeing the vision?

[unbfacts]

An orangutan named Fu Manchu kept escaping from his zoo enclosure by using a wire he had shaped into a key. Whenever his keepers checked on him, he would hide the wire in his mouth.

[detectivehdbholmes]

I should be financially compensated everytime someone says or implies that Dr. John H. Watson is stupid

[stagefoureddiediaz]

I don’t quite know how my brain got here right now - but I’m thinking thoughts about the way the show has been paralleling Buck and Eddie with each other - as well as with the canon couples on the show - but in a very specific and interesting way - because when you take Abby and Tommy as a collective - they are a parallel of Shannon.

All three are firsts and not lasts for Eddie and Buck.

Abby and Tommy have been intentionally connected on the show (yes making use of a fluke name commonality but that’s what makes it especially clever and interesting) on several levels as being basically two sides of the same coin - Abby was his first serious relationship and Tommy his first queer relationship - they are both Bucks firsts and not his lasts. In the same way that Shannon was Eddie’s first and not his last - the show chose to have buck point out that Shannon was the first girl Eddie slept with - implying she wasn’t his first girlfriend (something that was confirmed in the cut Eddie/Chris conversation about the lake.

If you think of Shannon as two entities instead of one person - Texas Shannon and LA Shannon - it becomes easier to spot the parallels.

Texas Shannon is paralleled with Abby - both leave their respective homes and don’t come back - both Buck and Eddie expected them to return when they had done taking some time for themselves - finding themselves.

While LA Shannon is paralleled with Tommy - LA Shannon asks for a divorce after Eddie wants to have the second child he thinks is coming and to get remarried etc - to go all in with her and their relationship. He is making a decision based on flawed thinking and external expectations after a conversation with a ‘elder’ (supposedly wiser figure - Bobby).

Which is very much a parallel to Tommy dumping Buck after Buck decides to go all in and ask Tommy to move in and starts talking about marriage - after the hurdle of discovering Tommys past with Abby and having talked to an elder (in this case Josh who is a queer elder).

Both narratives are connected to commiting to something due to societal expectations - for Shannon it was becoming pregnant outside of marriage in a Catholic dominant society and therefore ending up married to Eddie.

While for Tommy it was having to mask himself as a straight man because he was in the army and firefighting - both environments that were toxicly masculine and heteronormative at the time Tommy was in them and so he ended up in a relationship with Abby - which then sets up the circumstances for Abby to feel the need to run to find herself.

Both Texas Shannon and Abby then feel the need to run - to find themselves because of the environment they find themselves in and this sets up LA Shannon and Tommy as second firsts for Eddie and Buck. And both LA Shannon and Tommy have grown and evolved since Texas Shannon and Abby and both can see that their respective relationships are not meant to last - that they’re not the right fit - that they are forced and they have the personal development to choose end them before they cause more hurt and damage.

It’s a great play on being firsts and second chances but not lasts and it ultimately shows the suitability of buddie - they make the same mistakes in a different way - both having their first independent of each other but having their second chance/ second first whilst within each others orbits - and because they are ultimately looking for the same thing it is all serving to spin them closer to each other to a point where they can understand what their lasts look like - and that it’s each other

[templegate]

Oumota Week Day 3- Jealousy

[okjii]

on ANOTHER note i also understand Andrew deeply cause a dude with big blue eyes, that's multilingual, and does math cause he likes it WOULD make me break all my usual rules. HELL yeah man.

[thepersonalwords]

It is a courage which can find the solution to every problem, not the intelligence.

Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

[quotelr]

Simplicity, not cleverness, can be the source of happiness.

Debasish Mridha

[phobiaexists]

saw a post and I was like wait, yeah new players in forsaken seem more aggressive than more experienced players due to the fact all they're doing is brute forcing the killers mechanics... And with that new john doe's are very much aggressive as shit in my opinion, hmm. With that I headcanon first getting forsaken all he did was growl and snarl at the killers and people, he was aggressive as shit he didn't know what was going on he was confused he didn't know he was causing so much harm all he felt was confusion and pain. The survivors feeling his wrath more often than now, but after a while of this killing game he is less to be aggressive and more strategic with things. Which is still as scary hehe.

-Mango anon

YES YES YES YEAHEHAHHEAH YOU GET ME MANGO ANON

Bewildered but highly-aggressive creature fresh to the games simply chasing down the closest thing, until eventually said highly-aggressive creature is able to come to their senses.

Ghghgghghhh I like to imagine he probably likes to look around and thoroughly investigate the layout of the maps if he doesn’t see someone and initiate the hunt, especially whenever The Spectre shakes things up a bit and adds new ones. That curiosity pays off, leading to him being able to effectively chase and corner a survivor into a dead end and/or set up traps to finish them off in the newer maps sooner

Something about John still being completely feral but also showing levels of intelligence. Apex predator intelligence, even. Sighs dreamily.

Going into my John Doe interpretation, I like to think that he learned to be silent while walking. Growls and audibly breathes out sometimes because of the pain and because of difficulty breathing when his corruption festers from the aggression, but otherwise tries to keep silent. No point in alerting prey. At first he definitely was extremely loud and reckless though when he was newer to the realm (confused and overwhelmed and pissed off)

The silent stepping still persists even after he started getting friendly with the survivors. Still accidentally spooks a guy walking up from behind them, and all he can do is just tilt his head in confusion as poor Noob feels as if their heart jumped out of their chest when they turned around to see this 8’4” figure- no, killer even if formal, right behind them without them realizing beforehand

[ink-bunny2]

something something about autism masking and how it relates to Mystreet Garroth’s character development. something about how Mystreet Aphmau “Has Never Masked Her Chaotic Audhd Once In Her Life” McGee influences Garroth to crawl out of his posh boy shell and goof off and run wild

[wild-joker-out-pleasures]

Joker Out as The Classical Elements (4/5)

Jure Maček as Air

Here and Now, I evoke the elemental force of Air. The winds of intellect, imagination,  swirling source of flight, breath and life.  I seek the open sky within myself  that I might breathe deep of  freedom, ideas, sounds, and space.  I call you forth to sweep away  all that accumulates in the unseen places  and to sing beauty into the world.  Wind and Feather  Storm and Leaf  Air, I call to thee.

Bojan | Kris | Jan | Jure | Nace

[chaosismybestie]

DID WE HAVE EZIO X LEO SHIP IN AC FANDOM?????? OH MY FUCKING GOD????

OMG YES ALWAYS T-T have you seen these two together??? they can never stay in the same room without at least hugging or looking at eo with the most incredible amount of LONGING fdshkfjdshf