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I'd almost escaped the grasp of the funger fandom. I finished 2 endings and was ready to watch some lore and moved on not being obsessed over any character.... And then I found out what dungeon night was....

And I discovered enki fucking blush like a tsundere school girl.

And I lost my mind.

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feeding myself

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"you dance with the skeleton for a minute or two"

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By some supernatural accident, Batman and Superman swap bodies. But the accident was just so embarassing that they collectively decided to NOT tell anyone about, and figure out how to reverse it all on their own. But, unfortunately, this means they now have to keep up this farce in front of their families

Clark, in Bruce's body, wiping some blood off his mouth and wincing at the 15 cracked ribs he now has: Guess I can bleed, huh

Dick, staring in disbelief after the patrol: YES OFCOURSE YOU CAN!? WHY THE HELL DID YOU THROW YOURSELF DIRECTLY ON TOP OF A GRENADE-

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Bruce, in Clark's body, squinting at the bright smallville sun at the Kent farm: This is way too much for 11 am

Jon, staring at his newly grumpy dad: I think batman is a bad influence on you, dad

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Clark in Bruce's body, staring at his reflection in the mirror: The shoulder to waist ratio is insane, such a grabbable waist

Poor Tim, who accidentally overheard this, getting ready to call Arkham: Uhuh it's definitely, insane

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Kon: And so I said, ofcourse, i would love the soup-er salad!

Bruce in Clark's body, deadpan expression on his face:

Kon: Get it? Soup-er salad?

Bruce: Yes

Kon, sad puppy expression: You always laugh at soup puns :(

Bruce, now with an Extremely Forced little smile: Yes it was very....funny

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Clark, in Bruce's body, rushing to hug a visibly bleeding Jason who walked into the cave after patrol: What happened?! Are you okay?

Jason, freezing up because the last time Bruce ran to hug him was, never:

Clark, immediately backing up, and speaking with a deliberately gruff voice: I mean. Is the blood yours? Son.

Jason:...no

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been reading world's finest comics and fell in love with superbat co-parenting robin dynamic. that's litcherally their son

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Random Story Concept for spooky month

Demon hunters chasing down escaped 'painting' subjects who're actually demons sealed inside canvases

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It's so crazy how "Don't feed the trolls" was like the Motto of the internet & in forum culture of the 00s and early 10s and now you log onto a certain website and it's just an endless sea of people pouring gruel into the troll trough day in day out and no one seems to realize or care that their internet experience being a constant deluge of misery and bad faith discussion might in fact be their own fault

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more cahara

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them????

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i definitely know this has been done before but um uh ,,

bonus scribbly comic:

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more enki

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regular old timkon

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It’s actually kind of wild to me how Bruce Wayne holds so much power over Superman simply because he could tell Clark one day “I don’t believe in you” — not that he doesn’t think Superman exists, but that he doesn’t believe in him, the symbol. From his closest friend and ally, that would take Clark out at the knees. We saw it in Injustice, and even lampshaded in BVS. Bruce’s belief in Superman — that Clark is a good person, that he has control over himself, that he uses that control to do good things — is so important to how he views himself in many iterations. He checks himself by the humans around him, and holds Bruce in the highest regard (maybe after his Ma).

The same can’t necessarily be said the other way around. Losing Clark’s belief in his Mission would be crushing for Bruce, but not in the same way. He will still do what he needs to do and broil in that self hatred. Losing Clark’s belief in him doesn’t stop him, it just adds to the self hatred already present. Bruce already thinks he’s a much lesser man than Clark, as we’ve seen. Clark, meanwhile, holds Bruce up as one of the best men he knows. But they both take a loss of “belief” from that “greater” man in very different ways.