#wifey material

[summercakez]

I love my blacklight in my game room....it's so relaxing & fun. Someone join me 😉

[jessreilly19-111]

I need a man that’s going to show me off 😍🙌🏾

Make sure everyone knows my sexy ass is YOURS AND ONLY YOURS 😘

[neuralnetsprettypatterns]

Each word makes you better.

Each word feels right.

Say them together and find out how deep the feeling goes.

[yourdependente]

my kitchen smells like a bakery

[sleepymoonx]

doodle of my favorite old man

[cxffeereid]

[betterhomesandhobbits]

Me: (looking upon all of my fictional crushes and having not interacted with an irl man in near millenia) Wow I have amazing taste in men.

[stonedshesays]

fitt 💙

[alwaysbewoke]

as a former herb (which was the name for simps back in my day) i will never again pay the bills for any woman who doesn't have my last name. i've paid bills, rents, travel accommodations, and more like an idiot. i've learned my lesson. it was a hard lesson but i learned it. never pay the bills for someone who isn't your wife. if she wants bills paid then she's got to get a husband (which means she has to be wifey material which is harder than just being freak in the sheets or girlfriend material). anything else, everything else is a scam and just because you have money doesn't mean you're supposed to be a mark. that's another lesson i had to learn. just because i could afford it doesn't mean i'm supposed to be paying for it. and the moment they leave because you won't pay their bills you know you just dodged a bullet.

[jessreilly19-111]

I’d love to be spanked 🙏🏽😈

[neuralnetsprettypatterns]

You dress for the job you want!

Listen.

Then choose your fave. This chart helps.

Reblog for a chance to win and wear your design!

[yourdependente]

my kitchen smells like heaven

[urprincesspink3]

Who wants to cum all over them today ?

[chuuyahatlicker-pro]

I saw this and instantly thought of our icon

Ps : i don't know why i ship them ... i just know that i do , and they would be amazing together , isn't that reason enough ?

[xseiros]

lowkey love how this pic came out lmao

[yiippii]

I’m making lemonade💕🍋☺️🌸💕

And listening to ABBA

Update: It turned out good! I like my lemonade a little bitter so I use some of the white part of the peel as well🥳💕🌸🍋

This weekend I have:

• cleaned my room

• made ginger and turmeric shots

• listened to a podcast about Queen Kristina

• discovered my deep love for lentils

and the song recommendation of the day is:

Chapeau Claque by Ted Gärdestad

Take care I love all of you!!!💕🍋