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Their dynamic is literally this meme

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Jacob: Where's Emma?

Kaitlyn: Off somewhere disappointing Jesus

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Dylan: Y’know, we have a lot in common, Emma.

Emma: No we don’t.

Emma:

Emma: And don’t ever say that again.

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Dylan: Hello, police? I accidentally stepped on my cat’s foot and need to be arrested.

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Ryan, on the subject of surprise parties: I don’t like loud noises and people making a fuss. And I especially don’t like people celebrating because they know a piece of private information about me. Plus the whole thing is a scam: birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards.

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Laura, after Chris is killed: It's over. We won.

(Everyone tries to warn her about Silas the White Wolf right behind her)

Laura: No. We won. I'm not turning around and looking at it. We won.

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Jacob: I’m a very bad person. I'm a very, very bad person. I’m a horrible person.

Everyone else:

Jacob: “No you’re not, Jake! We still love you!”

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Kaitlyn, to Jacob: So, what’s up with you and Emma? I’m sensing some tension.

Kaitlyn, talking to Dylan later: I didn’t sense any tension, I was just looking for some drama and figured Jake and Emma were a safe bet.

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The Quarry having a similar ending to Until Dawn with the police questioning the councillors, except make it a comedic montage of the councillors telling wildly different versions of how the night played out.

‘What happened to Dylan’s hand?’

Ryan: Dylan got infected.

Kaitlyn: We had no other choice than to amputate.

Nick: I think an animal bit his hand off ¯\(°_o)/¯

Abigail: It was all a blur.

Dylan: Officer, I fell on that chainsaw.

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‘How was Chris Hackett involved?’

Ryan: Chris has been nothing but good to me - to us - all summer. He’s not a bad guy, he wouldn’t ever willingly hurt anyone. It’s not like he asked to be cursed.

Max: Chris Hackett is a punk ass bitch and here’s why *insert ten page essay: by Laura Kearney*)

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‘What was chasing you?’

Kaitlyn: I know it’s hard to believe, but werewolves.

Emma: I have no idea, but it wasn’t a bear.

Dylan: Regret.

Nick: I saw a boar at one point.

Ryan: The Hag of Hackett’s Quarry

Max: I was a werewolf.

Laura: The Hackett’s.

Abigail: Werewolf.

Jacob: idk but I found a body in the lake.

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I think it's only just dawning on me how important Jacob and Kaitlyn's friendship is to me, because seeing hot-guy-attracted-to-women/hot-girl-attracted-to-men friendship representation? Where there's no hint of them wanting to date each other? Where they can be like "yeah, we used to practice kissing but there's nothing there" and the characters and narrative around them believe them and don't try to force it to be more than it is? Fuuuuuck, can we get more of that so we can start deprogramming the deep, deep distrust baked into straight culture

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Abi: [Sees Emma in her swim suit by the lake]

Abi: I've gotta gay.

Abi: Go!

Abi: Go. I've gotta go.

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Chris: Every baseball in camp seems to have disappeared.

Kaitlyn: Oh, come on, you don’t think Nick and Dylan seriously…

Kaitlyn: I’ll check the cabins.

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Max: Shh, it’s going to be alright

Travis: Why are you squeezing me with your body?

Max: It’s a hug. I’m hugging you.

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Emma: I hate Jacob!

Abigail: Then you may be sending mixed signals by making out with him

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It was and still remains so baffling to me to see so many streamers react to Laura and Ryan as if they’re flirting… and to have the game actually overtly state that they had romantic chemistry… because I saw literally nothing but barely contained animosity between those two for like 80% of their interactions. They like genuinely hate each other when they meet. Do I just have some condition that doesn’t let me see it? Like the reverse of when straight people can’t pick up on queer subtext, I just can’t see the hetero googly eyes? To me they are the definition of wearing the get along shirt

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Jacob: You guys don’t think I’ll be alone at 50, right?

Nick: Aww, come on

Nick: You’re not gonna make it to 50

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Travis, explaining how Max and Laura escaped: They took advantage of my kindness

Chris: That’s gotta be the first time that’s worked for anyone