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HE NEEDS SUPPORT!!!! I tried animating for the first time in like, 4-5 years lol I think it came out pretty good!

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I wonder who picked him up 🤔

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feeling a bit scylly

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“HI SWEETIE!”

“Who are you talking to?”

“Penelope!”

“Is she telling you to kill us all?”

“..yeah.”

“That’s not Penelope, that’s Zeus. Hey Zeus.”

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“HI SWEETIE!”

“Who are you talking to?”

“Penelope!”

“Is she telling you to kill us all?”

“..yeah.”

“That’s not Penelope, that’s Zeus. Hey Zeus.”

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Incredibly Odysseus pilled today <3

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El preñado y la criatura sjdjdjd

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I would suck on his titties yes i would

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“Eurylochus.. where’s the wind bag..?”

“..” *Shrug.*

“..spit it out. Now.”

“Damn..”

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Odysseus, what color are your wife's eyes?

“Uhhhhhh.. shit uhhh.. green?”

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“Polites is just running his big; stupid mouth. Like always.” *He said as he leaned on one of the barrels. Looking at the vibrating ody with a concerned face.. ew..*

*Odysseus nodded to his small self. Frowning.* “They’re married now too..” *He said with a fake sniffle.*

*Polites rolled his eyes and looked at them.* “Yeah this has happened to us a lot lately too.. it might just be some weird trick of Athena.. Athena hates us (especially eurylochus...) She does this so often now..”

The ship had just been... awfully quiet, lately. So it was no surprise that the albeit quiet voices of three teenage boys could be heard from behind the barrels at the back of said ship. Polites studied the boat. No clear way of escape, great. He looked back at his friends.

"...I blame all of this on Eurylochus." Odysseus, being the youngest of the three muttered. Eurylochue rolled his eyes, how did they even get here? "Warrior of the mind, I see." The oldest of them glared daggers at the other two. It was hard to think with unsharp weapons and loud voices. "Quiet! Someone might hear us..."

*There was the thump of people walking before.* “Watch your fucking ass Polites. Big bitch.” *Eurylochus hissed. Shoving the man with his hip.* “Oh fuck you Eurylochus. I’ll push you off the ship.”

*Odysseus just watched before sitting on the barrels near the young boys. Not even looking (someone’s observant..) behind him.* “I will throw you both off you keep on bickering!” *He said loudly, crossing his arms (like the sassy diva he is). Making both men laugh.*

“Alright mister 5’5.” *Eurylochus laughed.* “AND 10 CENTIMETERS!!!” *The captain barked.* “Whatever you say, king of Ithaca~!”

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*He stopped. Then slowly looked at eurylochus, then small eury. Just what he remembered.* “Yup. So.. I’m gonna sound completely crazy..” *The statement made eury mutter something about always something crazy, making Polites roll his eyes.*

“I think you’re us. Well.. were you in the future. Odysseus is the future king of Ithaca and he wants to marry Penelope of Sparta?” *He said signing to ody behind him be continued.* “Well, he did both of those things.”

“And eury wants to marry Ctimene. Odysseus’ sister. Right?” *He said standing up more. How did he know all this shit??* “I know I know I sound crazy. But it’s true. Isn’t it, Eury? Ody?”

The ship had just been... awfully quiet, lately. So it was no surprise that the albeit quiet voices of three teenage boys could be heard from behind the barrels at the back of said ship. Polites studied the boat. No clear way of escape, great. He looked back at his friends.

"...I blame all of this on Eurylochus." Odysseus, being the youngest of the three muttered. Eurylochue rolled his eyes, how did they even get here? "Warrior of the mind, I see." The oldest of them glared daggers at the other two. It was hard to think with unsharp weapons and loud voices. "Quiet! Someone might hear us..."

*There was the thump of people walking before.* “Watch your fucking ass Polites. Big bitch.” *Eurylochus hissed. Shoving the man with his hip.* “Oh fuck you Eurylochus. I’ll push you off the ship.”

*Odysseus just watched before sitting on the barrels near the young boys. Not even looking (someone’s observant..) behind him.* “I will throw you both off you keep on bickering!” *He said loudly, crossing his arms (like the sassy diva he is). Making both men laugh.*

“Alright mister 5’5.” *Eurylochus laughed.* “AND 10 CENTIMETERS!!!” *The captain barked.* “Whatever you say, king of Ithaca~!”

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“Nobody important. That’s some shit you would say, Odysseus..” *Eurylochus quietly commented. Look at the tiny kids. His sword was bigger than them..*

“Well I-..” *He lowered his sword when Polites pushed it down.* “You know he’s got a point..” *He then moved ody to the side before kneeling down.*

“How about we work together on this? Can you tell us what happened? Your names? Do you have.. any idea how you got here..? Any recollection?” *He asked softly as he tilted his head and smiled. Soft, comforting. Definitely a 180 from Odysseus’ harsh quick movements.*

The ship had just been... awfully quiet, lately. So it was no surprise that the albeit quiet voices of three teenage boys could be heard from behind the barrels at the back of said ship. Polites studied the boat. No clear way of escape, great. He looked back at his friends.

"...I blame all of this on Eurylochus." Odysseus, being the youngest of the three muttered. Eurylochue rolled his eyes, how did they even get here? "Warrior of the mind, I see." The oldest of them glared daggers at the other two. It was hard to think with unsharp weapons and loud voices. "Quiet! Someone might hear us..."

*There was the thump of people walking before.* “Watch your fucking ass Polites. Big bitch.” *Eurylochus hissed. Shoving the man with his hip.* “Oh fuck you Eurylochus. I’ll push you off the ship.”

*Odysseus just watched before sitting on the barrels near the young boys. Not even looking (someone’s observant..) behind him.* “I will throw you both off you keep on bickering!” *He said loudly, crossing his arms (like the sassy diva he is). Making both men laugh.*

“Alright mister 5’5.” *Eurylochus laughed.* “AND 10 CENTIMETERS!!!” *The captain barked.* “Whatever you say, king of Ithaca~!”

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*There was no way! The sea was too loud and the bicker and laughter of Eurylochus and Polites was too loud!! Right..?*

*Think again (loser) the barrel is kicked over in a flash and he has his blade at the ready. Before realization. Damn.. these guys are tiny.. Polites and eurylochus look over and then at each other.*

“Who the hell are you three and what are you doing on our ship.” *The king asked. Just because they were small didn’t make them less of a threat.*

The ship had just been... awfully quiet, lately. So it was no surprise that the albeit quiet voices of three teenage boys could be heard from behind the barrels at the back of said ship. Polites studied the boat. No clear way of escape, great. He looked back at his friends.

"...I blame all of this on Eurylochus." Odysseus, being the youngest of the three muttered. Eurylochue rolled his eyes, how did they even get here? "Warrior of the mind, I see." The oldest of them glared daggers at the other two. It was hard to think with unsharp weapons and loud voices. "Quiet! Someone might hear us..."

*There was the thump of people walking before.* “Watch your fucking ass Polites. Big bitch.” *Eurylochus hissed. Shoving the man with his hip.* “Oh fuck you Eurylochus. I’ll push you off the ship.”

*Odysseus just watched before sitting on the barrels near the young boys. Not even looking (someone’s observant..) behind him.* “I will throw you both off you keep on bickering!” *He said loudly, crossing his arms (like the sassy diva he is). Making both men laugh.*

“Alright mister 5’5.” *Eurylochus laughed.* “AND 10 CENTIMETERS!!!” *The captain barked.* “Whatever you say, king of Ithaca~!”

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“Yeah and I..”

“Where your clothes at..?”

“:3”

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The ship had just been... awfully quiet, lately. So it was no surprise that the albeit quiet voices of three teenage boys could be heard from behind the barrels at the back of said ship. Polites studied the boat. No clear way of escape, great. He looked back at his friends.

"...I blame all of this on Eurylochus." Odysseus, being the youngest of the three muttered. Eurylochue rolled his eyes, how did they even get here? "Warrior of the mind, I see." The oldest of them glared daggers at the other two. It was hard to think with unsharp weapons and loud voices. "Quiet! Someone might hear us..."

*There was the thump of people walking before.* “Watch your fucking ass Polites. Big bitch.” *Eurylochus hissed. Shoving the man with his hip.* “Oh fuck you Eurylochus. I’ll push you off the ship.”

*Odysseus just watched before sitting on the barrels near the young boys. Not even looking (someone’s observant..) behind him.* “I will throw you both off you keep on bickering!” *He said loudly, crossing his arms (like the sassy diva he is). Making both men laugh.*

“Alright mister 5’5.” *Eurylochus laughed.* “AND 10 CENTIMETERS!!!” *The captain barked.* “Whatever you say, king of Ithaca~!”