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I wish when I die that people would rather describe me as cool or crazy rather than successful.

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I’m sorry I used your soap to masturbate.

I just had to come clean.

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All my life I used to think that Canada was America’s more boring counter part but today I have figured out that in reality America is Canada’s more crazy and wacky brother

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Honestly everything at this point I think the only thing that could be fixed about America is if it was smaller, big America just doesn’t work it’s like living in an Arcade

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I just realized that Exodia’s pronounce are “The Forbidden One”

And that’s a vibe

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the binging of babish

the binging of babish

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Mfs be talking about their favourite tags on hentai and then not know who this man is:

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Some people believe those that blink when others pretend to hit them are weak and cowardly, but that actually indicates their brain is smart enough to protect their eyes when danger approaches their face.

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Anime_Irl

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Roll the bones

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Jack woke up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas party. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw was a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sat up and saw his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looked around the room and saw that it was in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So was the rest of the house.

He took the aspirins, and cringed when he saw a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he noticed a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: “Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to get groceries to make you your favourite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!” He stumbled to the kitchen and sure enough, there was hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son was also at the table, eating. Jack asked, “Son, what happened last night?” “Well, you came home after 3 A.M, drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.” Confused, he asked his son, “So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??”

His son replied, “Oh THAT! Mum dragged you to the bathroom to clean you up, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, ‘Leave me alone bitch, I’m married!’”

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I’m just saying,that, I am yet yo meet a person who is depressed and has watched power rangers in the past

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I really believe that every marvel movie should include Danny davito

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