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If you're a guy covering "I kissed a girl" by Katy Perry you're not allowed to half-ass genderswap it, you either kissed a boy or you hope your boyfriend don't mind it

you didn't kiss a girl and hope your girlfriend don't mind it, that's cheating

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I love how this is like canonically something he would absolutely do

Cat shadow trend with the catgirl

(ref under the cut)

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I'm reading a book right now where the Garden is stated to have nothing edible in it, but there's mention of daisies and bramble vines and rose buds and duckweed

your talking plant companion should be able to tell you that those are in fact all edible before you commit the crime of unauthorised magic to grow veggies because you're too socially awkward to apologise to that nice neighbour of yours who was willing to help you and give you food while you're putting your life back together

My point is that a lot of common "weeds", flowers and fancy sounding plants that are heavily used as spell ingredients like elder and berberis are edible, so if you can find those you can find food, because they are food

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Birb

Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

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Potato

He wants to know if you like his new hat?

….

Well?

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Potato

Oh to be a yam, ignorant of cover letters, LinkedIn and fraudulent employment scams.

His only skill is “be potato” and that’s all anyone can ask of him.

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The tumblr girlies have been talking about handsome asf Doctor Damian and I am but a humble artist with a weakness for pretty boys. Thus! This happened

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Sorceress negotiating a deal with a handsome fae for safe passage through the fairy world

Sorceress: "if you promise to safely get this entire party out of the fairy world and promise never to harm, trick, spirit away, or drag into the fairy world any of the party members currently present or their friends, and family, past, present, and future for as long as at least one of us is alive you can have my first born."

Handsome fae: "deal"

Party member: "Mom, what the fuck are you doing"

Sorceress: "Matchmaking"

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That feeling when you fall asleep to a long YouTube video because you're kind of sick and wake up half way through a 1h political ad

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The void

Kevin the Kitten and Satan the Cat 🖤 Artist: 📸@vanessastockard

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Soup

🐈‍⬛🥣.