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patch 8 just killed my second honor run attempt but i’m not even mad🥹🥹

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I know this is an illusion and he’s a(n even better) sexy squid and I sculpted him myself and he’s voiced by Ethan Reid so of course he sounds silky smooth but WHY IS HE LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT FUCK

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being late to the party and finally watching dungeons & drag queens season two has been such an entertaining whirlwind of mind fuckery, the questing queens’ opinions of the npcs change every second and i have no idea who thinks what of who anymore🥸

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Tara the trizzym teaching Gale how to be the best rizzard of his age:

Gale having a one-sided conversation with Tara about how he can't/won't confess his feelings to Tav.

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I love that he was hesitant to “impose” and enjoy the party with his own people but bent down without missing a beat to pet the good boy of the camp.

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“I’m gonna have so much gold! I could swim through it, like a pool… Do you think people can really do that?”

“…No.”

- Zevlor and Aradin before the latter’s spectacular failure of an expedition

I imagine Zevlor acts and speaks exactly like Jafar from Twisted.

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“and may the rats ejaculate upon you”

“thank you!”

- Zevlor, interacting with every druid other than Kagha

I imagine Zevlor acts and speaks exactly like Jafar from Twisted.

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I imagine Zevlor acts and speaks exactly like Jafar from Twisted.

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they smash their instrument at the end of the song like the music video and everyone claps in polite horror except for karlach who cheers the loudest

okay but imagine bard tav singing sk8er boi to mystra -

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okay but imagine bard tav singing sk8er boi to mystra -

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“arcane hunger is not a joke, jim!”

“gale is disabled with chronic pain” i say into the mic. the crowd boos and jeers.

“no she’s right” a voice calls from the back. i look up. it’s gale dekarios himself.

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If Zevlor was a romance option, I think he'd turn the player down at first because he genuinely thinks he's too old for them and they could do better

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my sexuality: bg3 men with modded hair

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A significant mark BG3 has left on me is how I say someone’s folly instead of controversy in daily conversation.

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compilation of shitposts featuring my freaks 💞 i swear ill draw a proper piece one day

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Gale Dekarios slander came into my peripheral vision, therefore my day is ruined.

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would you believe it if the end of my first honor run made me trauma-rejoin tumblr