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POLL FOR ONESHOT!

The vibe = lazy summer night, getting high on your best mate's car, just acting on inhibitions n fucking on top of the cold metal in the middle of nowhere on the roof of the Mondeo, no care in the world, just young, free n vibing

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TAGLIST

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FOLLOW THE GOOGLE FORM N SUBMIT ANSWERS FOR WHICH ONESHOTS U WANNA BE TAGGED IN!!!!

I wanna start doing taglists, so any1 who reads my works n wants immediate updates for when I post smth new - PLS ANSWER VIA THE FORM!! <33

Thank u ever so much

Form doesn't take in ur google address, just your tumblr username so that i can tag u obvi

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We like this vibe? 👀

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As per your Chris post I think he's getting leaner/more toned because George said him and Chris's go rock climbing now!!

Why's this so fucking hot.

Rock climbing is such a niche sorta sport and yet simultaneously, I feel like I'd wanna bf who does rock climbing, comes back w a sore back n pulls the shirt off to show them off... Lie him down n straddle over his "cvnty waist" (props to @anaaye7 for that quote) n find the pressure points, massage those muscles out... Maybe even sink my teeth into his traps or take a shower w him after

(is ts fanfic worthy??? Rock-climber!ChrisMD smut?????)

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As ATV would say: fucking degenerates.

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*talk abt weight/body in this post, idk whether a trigger warning is needed but leaving it j in case xx

ChrisMD is a fine fucking man, always has been, always will be.

But icl, this vid im watching him and i can't tell whether he's lost body fat from yk likel cutting and getting leaner, or he's just lost muscle... Is it just me that thinks he's lost some typ'a mass??

I think I have a pretty warped perception of personal weight n allat so idk whether im j projecting n tripping, hence im coming to the other ChrisMD girlies to see, whether I'm delusional or anyone else has seen this

(also not sure whether this post is v insensitive or inappropriate - i feel like it's not 100% accepted to talk ab body stuff online, but id say this isn't harmful?? If ppl think that this is actually j bad to be discussing, lmk n obvi i'll take down)

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My mate WillNE taught me that alright

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Romantic getaway with Bach, George, and Arthur??? Count me the fuck in.

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YouTubers+ x Harry Potter [Alternate Universe]

Calfreezy!HP au where Cal's nicknamed "freezy" for fucking up transfiguration within the first practical class - when in trying to transfigure a mouse to a button - he accidentally turned the whole of the DADA tower and potions dungeon into a freezing cold tundra which took the transfiguration, charms AND headmaster three days to clear up (which also made Freezy very popular with the other years, as that meant potions was cancelled for the next three days.)

Ginge!HP au where when he got his letter delivered by owls to his house he thought one of his mates had just decided to train an owl to do it and was unconvinced until Dumbledore showed up at his door in these strange robes and told Ginge he was going to come to Hogwarts (that was indeed a real school).

James Marriott!HP au where he has a pet cat that's called Otto and is the only pet given free range to walk around Hogwarts (other than Mrs Norris.) and all the students at Hogwarts ADORE him, petting n stroking him whenever he struts by. Oftentimes Otto also follows James to Hogsmeade and will even be allowed into the three broomsticks to sit n purr besides the fire, or get a milk for himself.

Danny Aarons!HP au where Danny is the sub for his house's Quidditch team but is notoriously awful. Like, when he's subbed on because of some typ'a injury, there's an audibly LOUD groan from the crowds. Nobody knows why he's still there tbh, but it seems as though every year - no matter who the captain is - Danny's always sat on the bench.

TheBurntChip!HP au where Chippo has an assigned seat in the common room, where he tells stories. In first year, he sat there and told all the older years about trivial things like - what happened in his charms lesson, and what happened whilst he was walking to the dungeons - but every fortnight or so, he'll throw a spanner into the woodworks and just tell everyone about the one time when he almost got kidnapped in Knockturn Alley and was tied to a stake where he would've been doused in some bubbling black liquid, if not for his Mum finding him (gasping, horrified) and cursing all the hooded death eaters that circled the little six year old. You know, something actually traumatic or weighty like that. Which obviously has all the older years with their jaws dropped… But nonetheless, the enthusiastic first year, Chip, was always one of the favourites in the common room - and when he progressed up to fifth, sixth and even seventh year, he kept that same seat in the common room and would tell all the younger years all his fickle little stories from his time in Hogwarts, making them laugh, gasp and scream with his storytelling skills.

Deji!HP au where Deji sometimes randomly used to try invent new spells by wafting his wand around aimlessly and saying a jumble of neologisms. Lots of little things accidentally went wrong beforehand (like accidentally levitating, shrinking his bed, achieving anti-gravity…) But Dej never actually stopped his little hobby until he accidentally transfigured his pet dog, Tank, into a hamster - showing up to the transfiguration professor with teary eyes and wet sniffles.

Callux!HP au where he was the captain of the Quidditch team for all first year!Sidemen and co.

WillNE!HP au where his animagus is a cow which he's completely pissed off over since it's so boring, but he'll still transform into it when that pretty girl in the year below is walking down to the fields, because she always smiles and gets happy petting him and putting flowers behind his ears (which he definitely doesn't keep in a vase enchanted to keep all flowers fresh and unwilted)

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repost bc u deserve to see this xx

We all know the Numa numa yey Romanian song right? (just googled it, it's actually called numa numa yei by o-zone)

I always hear Harry W2S singing it...

But i've j scrolled through my old youtube clips and i've found ATV singing it on Locked In just in the background of a clip and it's so CUTE, watch bitches:

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Reblog w inbox advice asw, j so that it's all in 1 place (thank you, rebloggers + @kennysimp101 @anaaye7 and @stvr-luvrr for the help in the comments, too!! Thank u for taking the time n care to share the help <3 )

Prom next Weekend; REPLY WITH HELP.

I want tips pls. Literally any and all tips you wish you knew before you went to your prom - or tips that SAVED you at your prom.

And I'm talking everything from first-time drinking, heels, perfumes/sprays, hair and makeup, boys - anything you can think of you think would be helpful to ANYONE?? REPLY WITH IT PLS.

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Prom next Weekend; REPLY WITH HELP.

I want tips pls. Literally any and all tips you wish you knew before you went to your prom - or tips that SAVED you at your prom.

And I'm talking everything from first-time drinking, heels, perfumes/sprays, hair and makeup, boys - anything you can think of you think would be helpful to ANYONE?? REPLY WITH IT PLS.

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Arthur looking incomprehensibly fine again (what's new.)

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🌟🌟🌟 Nine People I’d Like to Know Better Tag Challenge 🌟🌟🌟

THANK YOU V MUCH FOR TAGGING ME @clarkeysbog AND IF ANYONE ELSES WANTS TO TAG ME IN STUFF LIKE THIS, FEEL FREE (I LOVE IT AND U AMY <333)

last song I listened to: Gentleman by SL (promise im not a roadman + my spotify is here, if anyone wants to stalk the music interests)

currently watching: I don't have Netflix so I watch my shows ₱łⱤ₳₮ɆĐ (...) but the last movie I watched was Hunger Games which was so CUTE!!!!

sweet/savory/spicy: I have such a BIG SWEET TOOTH, like, I love white chocolate and all those diabetic food recipes I see online. If I'm not craving something sweet I'm craving salted pretzels.

relationship status: Am I talking to someone or am I delulu?

current obsession: A guy 💀💀💀 And French Speaking for my GCSE i s'pose (very bland, ik)

i'm tagging: @anaaye7 @kennysimp101 @ndlqrz @martini4lyfe @the-phantom-author to complete this (only if u want to ofc) and ty again @clarkeysbog for first tagging me to do this!!

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Chaos Crew x Harry Potter [Alternate Universe]

ArthurTV!HP au where every day after classes you'll either find him down helping the care of magical creatures professor + listening and sharing what they've heard n know about Hippogriffs, or something alike, or find him cuddled in the library with a Newt Scamander Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them book, trying not to doze off whilst simultaneously being completely absorbed by the book he's read possibly a million times over, already.

ChrisMD!HP au where Chris got recruited as chaser for the Quidditch team and hates being woken up to practice every Saturday 5am - but will concomitantly race his friends down to the pitches after lessons, just to bun ArthurTV as keeper (he has 0 experience and is statistically the worst one to put as keeper) whilst he manoeuvres between the rest of his friends on the pitch and effortlessly managed to kick, punch, or throw the quaffle straight through the hoops. Initially, the boys practically fought to stay in the warmth of the castle, but when they saw how many girls would show up in the stands to do homework and watch Chris play? They were just as eager to get down to the pitches as Chris was.

George Clarkey!HP au where he finds out he's a parselmouth when Arthur finds a boomslang beneath their sink and pulls it out at 3am, causing George to shriek and clamber up onto the bed, hissing the serpentine language in horror - shocking not only Arthur, Chris and the snake - but even himself.

Arthur Hill!HP au where he gets scolded by his head of house for playing the Weird Sisters well past midnight, and thus scours the library (with ATV's help) until he finds a Muffliato spell which he uses to soundproof his dorm so that him and ATV, Chris n George can listen all night.

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THANK YOU KENNIKO FOR PLACING SUCH AGREEMENT ON MY NAME 😤😤😤

Hoping to find the Beta Squad Tumblr girlies w this bc i have sm Kenny + Sharky fics to post but i fear none of them know me other than KennySimp101 (my bae) 😭😭😭

(Hi beta squad fans)

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GUESS WHOS BIRTHDAY IS ITTT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KENNYSIMP101!!!!!!!!

love chatting to u through the asks + hearing ur ops on SDMN Sundays, n you're such a lovely jovely person, have a great birthday AND GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR YEAR MY FELLOW ARIES!!!!!!!

MUCH LOVE, GRACIE XXOXOXOXO