#WAFFLE!!

[g-xix]

As ATV would say: fucking degenerates.

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

being a student during peak pandemic was so fucking surreal like. "it's not an excuse to fall behind" I cannot stress enough to you how much A Worldwide Plague Upending Life As We Know It is literally one of The Top Three Reasons to fall behind

[viktormaru]

how does he do that

based on this tweet

[astrolavas]

drew a bunch of hunters for my birthday yesterday, as a treat

[shrimphearted]

some musings about waffles' origins....

bonus:

[ditzybat]

clark, discussing what to do about kon with bruce: you know what this means right?

bruce, nodding: yeah, you owe luthor a buttload of child support

clark: what - i - no??

bruce: i mean, it sucks that he baby trapped you but you don’t want to be a deadbeat

clark: he did not - i am not his father, luthor stole my DNA and put that [pointing at kon] into a tube

bruce: i want you to take one good look on how damian came to be

clark: … oh my rao… i am dead beat aren’t i?

[gildedoak]

After Lucifer’s multiple requests for pancakes, Alastor finally made chicken and waffles as an attempt at a truce.

SOUTHERN COMFORT FOOD SERIES Sweet Tea Peach Cobbler Hushpuppies Crab Boil Fried Catfish Shrimp and Grits (debating on this one, b/c it came out in the '50's?) Biscuits and Gravy Cornbread Gumbo

[Image description: Lucifer flings himself into Alastor with a giddy hug, nearly knocking him over. Alastor is starting to transform, as he holds a slotted spoon in one hand and a plate of hot chicken and waffles in the other.

Alastor: If you make me drop this, I WILL THROW YOU INTO THE DEEP FRYER!!

End image description]

[mestruazioni]

the queen dying is taking attention away from the true great loss of the last few days: thurston waffles' passing. fuck dusty old monarchs, at 15 years my baby just wanted to yell and eat shrimps and he still had a positive impact on more lives than the royal family ever did

rest in peace sweet prince ❤️❤️❤️

EDIT: i'm sorry I gave the impression I'm Thurston's owner, but I'm not! I wrote "my baby" cuz he is, really, everyone's fluffy baby thanks to the gift his dad and his mom gave us by turning him into a cat celebrity. go to @thurstonwaffles and send your love to them ❤️❤️❤️

[fishbloc]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust

[g-xix]

*talk abt weight/body in this post, idk whether a trigger warning is needed but leaving it j in case xx

ChrisMD is a fine fucking man, always has been, always will be.

But icl, this vid im watching him and i can't tell whether he's lost body fat from yk likel cutting and getting leaner, or he's just lost muscle... Is it just me that thinks he's lost some typ'a mass??

I think I have a pretty warped perception of personal weight n allat so idk whether im j projecting n tripping, hence im coming to the other ChrisMD girlies to see, whether I'm delusional or anyone else has seen this

(also not sure whether this post is v insensitive or inappropriate - i feel like it's not 100% accepted to talk ab body stuff online, but id say this isn't harmful?? If ppl think that this is actually j bad to be discussing, lmk n obvi i'll take down)

[xenomorphicdna]

Not enough signs about how much I'd like to stick my hands between the moving parts of a machine, so I did it myself

[eliyips]

pesky birds get sentenced to air jail

[astrolavas]

bird explorations (figuring out how to draw her still)

[viktormaru]

Hello my love, I mean my rival