if you wish to defeat me, train for another hundred years
other dsmp members: tommy, ghostbur
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Animated Text for Spy School Characters
Erica:
Alexander:
Ben:
Mike:
Warren:
Ashely:
Zoe:
Nefarious:
Murray:
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all MCC 16 competitors who wore a ribbon for techno (sorry if i missed any other competitors who wore a ribbon)
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c!tommy pokemon au
other dsmp members: techno, ghostbur
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awesomedude standing in for sam nook while tommy and foolish create real estate
bonus tubbo and his turnips beetroots
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Part 2: Incorrect spy school quotes for Father's Day
Trixie: Can we get ice cream?
Alexander: Did you ask mom?
Trixie: She said no…
Alexander: Then why did you ask me?
Trixie: She’s not the boss of you!
Alexander, internally: It’s a trap, it’s a trap, it’s a trap, it’s a tr-
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Erica: Your existence is confusing.
Alexander: How so?
Erica: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
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Cyrus: The coming fight will determine the fate of the world. History has come to a crucial tipping point.
Alexander: So you're saying, things could go either way.
Cyrus: Precisely.
Alexander: Like a see-saw!
Cyrus: ...Yes. History is like... a see-saw.
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Alexander: Erica gave me a get better soon card.
Catherine: That's sweet.
Alexander: I wasn't sick, she just thought I could do better.
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[Cyrus teaching Alexander how to drive]
Cyrus: Now are you familiar with the gear shift?
Alexander: You mean....the PRNDL?
Cyrus: The what?
Alexander: The PRNDL.
Cyrus: Are you referring to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L
Alexander: I’m not a child, Dad, I know how to spell Prndl.
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Cyrus: If you have 10 cookies and I ask for 5, how many would you have left?
Trixie: None.
Cyrus: ... Trixie this is basic math-
Trixie: I would give them all to you because I love you.
Cyrus:
Cyrus, visibly holding back tears: Disgusting. Absolutely repulsive. Get out of my house.
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Alexander: I’m... grounded?!
Cyrus: Yes, you’re grounded.
Alexander: You can’t ground me! I’m an adult.
Cyrus: You disobeyed an order!
Erica, holding a shovel: And now, we’re gonna bury you until you’ve learned your lesson!
Catherine: That’s not how grounding works!
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The Akira bike slide and every animation ever made since the 1988/1990 film releases
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This should be on every tumblr blog.
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Ranboo during MCC 14:
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Learn the alphabet with Spy Camp
A: "...and the locals are far less inbred than the royal family."
B: "Bear cocked her head at Erica, curious, then seemed to bow in respect."
C: "Correspondence from the enemy was always an excellent conversation starter."
D: "Dude, drop the whole canibal thing."
E: "'Eat the dead people!' Warren suggested, a bit too enthusiastically."
F: "Frankly, I woud have preferred finding a bomb in my room. I knew how to deal with a bomb. The principal, on the other hand, was far more unpredictable."
G: "Geneva. Talk about a city that's safe. They haven't had a murder there in five years."
H: "however I wasn't about to turn my back to turn my back on Murray Hill. I found myself wishing the guns in my hands were real."
I: "I think you just enjoy ambushing me."
J: "Jawa's a freak of nature, you're just a freak."
K: "...knocking over a few fake druids, then I cut around a large plastic object that was probably supposed to be a dragon, although it looked more like a dyspeptic stegosaurus."
L: "Last week, he froze my chemistry textbook in liquid nitrogen. I didn't realize he'd done it until I dropped it in the mess hall and it shattered."
M: "...might seem surprising that the principal of the CIA's academy for future intelligence agents wasn't intelligent himself- but then, both the CIA and the academy are run by the government."
N: "Nobody needs a mobile phone. There just shackles to civilization."
O: "Only a moron would play a pratical joke with highly classified data- and this institution doesn't accept morons. It has a few delinquents, scoundrels, and reprobates, but no morons."
P: "People managed to survive a long time in the wilderness without GPS. They used these things called 'maps'."
Q: "Q-tip for a elephant."
R: "Rather than looking bedraggled and half drowned, she appeared refreshed, as if she'd just had a dip in the pool."
S: "SPYDER shall retaliate in a matter such as, but not limited to, the following: removal of Ripley's head by force from the rest of his body, extraction of Ripley's cerebellum via his nasal passages, excessive bludgeoning, or defenestration."
T: "They did, however, seem taken aback by Erica. They stared at her in confusion, apparently trying to deduce whether she was a legitimate threat or a harmless lunatic."
U: "Up to that point, I'd been having a good day."
V: West "Virgina? I thought that was all strip mines and inbred hillbillies."
W: "When you get a potentially life-threatening message from an organization that has previously sent an assassin after you, it makes sense to inform someone other than a fifteen-year-old girl.
Like an eighteen-year-old girl."
Y: "Y'know, when most people want to talk with someone else, they call them on the phone. Maybe drop be their room. They don't ambush them in the middle of the woods."
Z: "Zoe had named Warren "Chameleon" because he was a master at camouflaging himself, although when she wasn't around, the rest of us called him "Stalker"."
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Tommy, Tubbo, and Jack:
Meanwhile Ranboo...
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let’s be honest... most of our emotional support characters do be like this
me @ my emotional support fav character
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Don't mind me. Just walking to the park
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After watching Gang of Secrets I got just one completely irrelevant question.. but why does Alya use pictures of Marinette and Adrien like these:
when it’s legit 100% confirmed she has pictures like these instead:
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Mother's day incorrect quotes for our spy mom
Trixie: *sneaking up behind Catherine *
Catherine, loudly: I hope nobody’s about to scare me because I’m thinking about making cookies later.
Trixie:
Trixie: What kind?
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Catherine: You could be social. Put the CIA Manual down and go say hi-
Erica: You know, most parents want their kids to read and be smart. And you know what smart people don’t do?
Catherine: What?
Erica: Go and talk to stupid people.
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Alexander: Whenever Catherine is mad at me, I go and tighten the lids on all of the jars so she has to get help from me.
[sounds of glass shattering in the background]
Alexander: It hasn't worked yet, but it'll happen.
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Erica: Mom?
Trixie: You love us, right?
Catherine:
Catherine: Normally I would say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
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Catherine: Awwww, you are so cute!
Erica: What?
Catherine: You have little dimples when you smile!
Erica: No, I-
Erica, smiles at a mirror: No, I don’t.
Catherine grinning: Sure, but I just made you smile.
Erica: *gasps* You CHEATER!
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*BONUS Our freshly minted spy mom**
Jane: So how was your day?
Mike: We almost got surprise adopted!
Jane: What?
Ben: We almost got kidnapped.
Jane: Oh, okay.
Jane: WAIT WHAT?!
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