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heartbreaking: the completely nonsensical ooc fic you're reading is just enrapturing enough that you can't quite put it down so instead you're carefully scrolling through, occasionally shoving your head into your hands out of secondhand embarrassment or whispering exclamations such as "he would not fucking say that" "im gonna scream" or "where's hr.." before continuing the chapter

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feeling scared senseless (it’s sunday evening)

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IM ON A REAL SHORT LEASH BUT I LIKE IT TIGHT 🗣️ YKNOW IM SUCH A SWEET GIRL BUT I CAN REALLY BITE 🔥

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psa: im in love with cole escola

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i fear oklahoma! —> wizard of oz —> r&h cinderella —> guys and dolls is the most awful show progression that an modern-toned alto could experience (i’m experiencing it)

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i love when ppl draw elias bouchard wearing like anachronistic ass emerald green waistcoats and a monocle in their fanart bc it makes s1 so much funnier to think about. like you know what? yeah actually if i was jonathan sims and my fucking freak of a boss dressed like that and did an evil monologue voice at all times and paid me to read ghost stories in his basement all day, i would also probably be like "yeah this is a deeply unserious job and i am the only normal person here. sick paycheck tho" and then clock the fuck out without ever thinking about those fuckass statements again!! like what are we dunking on him for!! who would chalk that up to anything other than "my weirdass boss has clearly taken his eccentric edwardian magician LARP too far but goddamn if that check doesn't come in every month"

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also its insane how many tma “memes” are just… things that casually happen in the show. brutal pipe murder? real. bug sex guy? real. jon eats the sun? real. guy eats a computer? real. jon gets moisturized by a clown? real. martin is terrorized by worms? real. joshua gillespie? realest ever. we don’t even talk about some of the slightly more insane things that happen (ie mag 110) because they’re just kind of irrelevant

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“i asked chatgpt—” well i asked the ceaseless watcher to turn its gaze upon you

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it’s kind of funny how jmart develops over the seasons. like im only on s3 but even i have a good reading of it. s1 jon lowk hates martin & martin’s scared of jon. s2 jon is afraid for martin & martin is afraid for jon. s3 jon wants to protect martin (by pushing him away) and martin’s got the biggest crush on jon (thank you basira and melanie for clocking him). genuinely how did anyone listening to the early seasons as they came out think they were platonic bros

anyway happy pride month to all the magnus archives characters ever

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Hi there,

I’m holding on to hope, one day at a time—and today, I’m asking for your support. My family is living through a reality no one should have to face, and I’m doing my best to keep our voices heard.

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Your support, your time, your care—it all matters more than you know.

With love and deep appreciation,

@helpjehadddd

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PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

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The Sound of Music + textposts pt. 18/?

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does it ever get better

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natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812 nominated for best musical at the olivier awards????!!!!?????? hell yeah we finally have a chance to get revenge for what happened at the 2017 tonys

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chat i dont understand boys. i was having a bad day and it was kind of obvious and a guy who im pretty close with asked if i wanted a hug and i was like “sure i guess” because yeah i did but who am i to freely admit that but when he actually did hug me he pulled away as soon as i tried to reciprocate/hug back?? like did i do something wrong somehow or was that just weird? it didnt seem like that was just when he wanted to stop because it was barely a second long and a very hurried release and like..i dont wanna have messed up yk? i do not have a crush on him nor does he on me but he is dating my best friend so maybe it had something to do with that. i really dont know

close male friend who i can be openly physically affectionate with, save me

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tfw the thing you’re successful and accomplished at directly interferes with your greatest passion

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lowkey obsessed with my own blog. it has all my favorite things and all the opinions i agree with. best place on the internet maybe ever