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Childe: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...

Childe: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.

Lumine:...That took an unexpected turn.

Y/N: So did their neck.

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Y/N: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?

Albedo:

Albedo: Why are you eating dirt?

Y/N: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

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Albedo: Would you like something to drink? *opens the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-

Y/N: Spiders?

Albedo: Spiders it is then.

Y/N: No, that wasn’t-

*But he was already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders…*

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Childe: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Zhongli and I are dating.

Zhongli, Y/N, Diluc, and Kaeya: *gasp*

Childe: Zhongli, why are you surprised?!

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Aether: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.

Venti: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.

Aether: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.

Kazuha: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.

Y/N: Looks like someone's a HO.

Venti: NaBrO.

Xiao: I'm done with all of you.

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Y/N: *visiting the 4nemo boys* Hello, I just came to-

Y/N: *sees Xiao shoving Venti into the washing machine while Kazuha records and Aether watches*

Y/N: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

A/N: Welp. Time to be alive again,, but aren't they just cute <3

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Kazuha: Y/N was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Y/N: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Kazuha: Y/N, you ate a chair.

Beidou:

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Y/N: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....

Kazuha: ....

Venti: .....

Aether: ......

Xiao: ..Who?

Y/N: That's the thing we don't-

*Everyone stares at Xiao*

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Venti: Uh, Aether? Xiao is in the pool and I don't think he's waterproof.

Aether: What?

Kazuha: I think he meant, Xiao is drowning.

Aether: WHAT?!

*Meanwhile*

Xiao: *is drowning*

Y/N: OH MY ARCHONS, XIAO! KEEP SWIMMING!

Xiao: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks*

Y/N: XIAO!

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Y/N: Childe-

Childe: *sighs* Traveler used to call me Childe...

Y/N: ...Because it's your fucking name.

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Y/N: Life is like Xiao. It's short.

I am not very sorry Xiao.

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Childe: Do you cook?

Y/N: I made a cake once.

Lumine: Yeah, it was good.

Y/N: Really?

Lumine: Don’t make me lie twice, Y/N.

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Y/N, holding a rock: Mr. Zhongli just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".

Childe: If you don't marry him, I will.

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Y/N: Help! I’m drowning!

Kaeya: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!

Y/N: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

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ayaka: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with thoma recently.

Reader: No, ayaka, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Ayaka: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Reader: No! You’re the only one for me.

Ayaka: Is that so?

Reader: I promise! Thoma and I are just dating, okay? He's my partner.

Ayaka: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Reader: You are still my one and only best friend! He's just the love of my life, nothing more!

Ayaka: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

Reader: Of course bestie!

Ayaka: Bestie...

Thoma: What the-

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Albedo: Why doesn’t Y/N find me sexy when I bite my lip?

Kaeya: What do you look like when you bite your lip?

Albedo: *bites lip*

Kaeya: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

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HIIIIII!!!!! Okay! This. Is very random but! I have an incorrect quoteeeeee~~~~~ Reference is from Google!

Y/N: I’m this close to falling in love with Xiao.

Traveler: Your fingertips are touching.

Y/N: Exactly.

OKAY BYEEE

i didnt expect that 😭this is so cute and funny at the same time,, luv it!