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I'm fed up with "maybe later".

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Yeah I loved that part at the end of Osmosis Jones where Thrax and Leah kissed

What? You don't remember that? Yeah it was a deleted scene like when Drix and Ozzy held hands... You just HAD to be there

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i thought of this and couldn't do anything else until i'd done it

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What is your headcanons on the Osmosis Jones characters? I'm really curious to ask.

I HAVE SOMEHOW SO MANY AND NO HEADCANONS AT ALL

But here's some basics

Ozzy! - Trans guy, bisexual but no pref, ADHD. He def has a random collection of CDs he listens to in the car. Him and Leah started dating while she was in college and he just moved out his parents. But broke up after Ozzy came out as trans. He gets really dysphoric when he does anything slightly feminine so he has really bad internal toxic masculinity. He calls Drix "sugar" as a main pet name. He draws like a middle schooler who holds a pencil with his entire fist.

Drix- Gay. No questions. He listens to a mix of The Letterman, Mom jeans, and Weezer. AUTISM. He wants to be a housewife so bad/hj tries to take on more than he can and usually falls flat. He's good at architecture but do NOT make him draw organic shapes he will cry. Drinks black coffee but tries not to because he doesn't want to stain his teeth.

Thrax- Trans lesbian. She has a record collection and def smokes(or at least she would/does as a human) surprisingly a neat freak for a germ. Has almost died protecting Leah from viruses. Cat person. Shes a big Drix/Ozzy fan. (Let a girl fujoshi out) But still hates Ozzy's guts. (Her and Drix are frenemies) big into 70s fashion. Surprisingly good with kids. (Has a million of the biggest earrings ever and cartilage pierced as human) TONGUE PIERCING!!! loves black makeup. Really good at drawing realistic but only draws herself and Leah 99.9% of the time. has done like, every drug at least once.

Leah- OUR (second) FAVORITE LESBIAN! She listens to Brandy Norwood and Janet Jackson (I did this for obvious reasons) she over works herself a lot so she's easily burnt out. Secretly wants to dress like her gf but she doesn't want to seem "old fashioned". Only good at drawing faries. (Kinda likes the smell of her girlfriends cigarettes but shell NEVER ADMIT IT)

And yeah that's it(UNLESS WE TALK ABOUT MY COLLAGE AU-*gets shot*)

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IT'S HER IT'S MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER OIUHGHHH I LOVE HER SO MUCH

Into the topherverse Fanart of different topher designs for AU, in order mine, @garbagefirelol , @gandhiclonehighlover and @jaydencoolguy

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writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/66500128/chapters/171498421

Chapter 2 of Medical Malpractice!!!

Featuring a little Leah x Thrax mood board because I love them and you can't take them from me.

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Every good anime has a beach episode🏖

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"youcantfuckosmosisjones" watch me

I'll take him drix and thrax any day

.... In... A fight... Yeah that

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Have you ever heard of the tumblr blog known as youcantfuckosmosisjones?

Sadly anon, the answer is no. I just looked the account up and turns out they're no longer around.

However I am aware of the post explaining why you can't fuck Osmosis Jones (I think I saved it to my Pinterest)

But let's be real it's not stopping me

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Do you think they ever explored each other’s bodies

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/66500128/chapters/171498421

Yes, the fanfiction I joked about is actually real.

Go read it if you wanna crawl out of your skin

(it's really bad but idk maybe you guys will like it)

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He’s very kitty coded in my opinion

What if he was simply cat, huh??? He’s so polite looking let him gnaw on your hypothalamus

So silly (I say to the canonically murderous cartoon virus) let me LIVE!!!!!!!!!

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woagg??? me? actually making a post instead of just reblogging every other post i see? crazy. anyways take my yaoi please

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collect my pages

THE ONLY PAGES I'M COLLECTING IS MY SUPER COOL AWESOME OSMOSIS JONES FANFICTION!!

MEDICAL MALPRACTICE: COMING TO AN AO3 NEAR YOU‼️

(Or not idk it's 1am and I still have to proofread. I also haven't written in months so it might be a bit ...not good)