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Arthur Morgan

My fiancé and I were talking about Arthur Morgan (like normal couples do)

And he just casually goes “Yeah Arthur is just such a man that he’s got to be a product of MPreg”

EX-FUCKING WHAT!?!??!????!!!

He then proceeded to *NOT* explain himself

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How Many Shots do I need to Kiss the VDL gang members?

Arthur - 1 for confidence

Kieran - sober, hand him over

Lenny - 2 so we can cheers

Micah - I need to be Alcohol Poisoned to look in his direction

Dutch - 5 He needs to convince me though

Javier - Sober, Maybe 1 for encouragement

Abigail - 1 for confidence, she’s really pretty :)

Bill - I need to be family guy death posing before I think about kissing him

Pearson - 3 I feel like he would be a gentle kisser

Tilly - 2 I would still probably be nervous though

Molly - Sober, baby please I can treat you better I promise just give me a chance

John - 4 he looks like he would kiss me while he still had food on his lips :(

Mary Beth - 2 she definitely learned how to kiss from reading romance novels

Grimshaw - I don’t think she would let me :(

Uncle - no. :( I’m not kissing PeePaw

Hosea - 4 I’m kissing PawPee

Karen - 2 but I don’t have a Maguire Junior for her :(

Sean - 7 He’s going to show me his Maguire Junior :(

Charles - 2 for confidence

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Modern Jobs I think the VDL Gang would have

Dutch - Drug Lord Prolly - but as a real answer I feel like he would Definitely be the leader of a shitty MEGA church

Hosea - I imagine him either as a therapist or a preschool/elementary teacher - Or even better, Number one Bingo Player in the retirement home

Arthur - Funny enough, I can't see him being more than a ranch hand

John - He's a good ranch owner - He, Arthur, Abi, Jack, n a few others live on a big ranch and live happily ever after

Mary-Beth - She's a librarian, author, and frequent AO3 visitor - can't convince me other wise, She has one of the best fanfictions on WattPad I just know it

Abigail - My heart and soul tells me that Abi would be an illustrator for children's books - or a stay at home mom

Kieran - My little Princess Pupcup is getting his degree in Equine science and becoming a veterinarian for horsies

Micah - Hitman or Dishwasher no in between

Bill - Gas Station clerk - Or I can also imagine him working with Kieran with the horses

Javier - Performer, duh - He does a lot of side gigs and plays at cafes on the reg - I can also imagine him being a Spanish tutor for kids

Susan - Let's be honest, she's the principal of a high school or middle school - any other answer is wrong (/j)

Lenny - He's also a writer, but he's not a fanfiction writer like Mary-Beth - I can also imagine him visiting Mary-Beth's library and reading to the kids on Sundays <3

Sean - Youtuber/ Twitch Streamer - need I say more???

Swanson - AA leader - He's also probably trying to get people to stop joining Dutch's MEGA church

Pearson - He's a chef for the Retirement Home that Hosea is bound to - He also works for the local soup kitchen

Karen - I can see her being a dance performer - not like a stripper, but more like ballet or even musical theater

Charles - State trooper at a National Park - No further questions

Tilly - I just imagine her as such a good lawyer like her husband - She's defiantly someone who can talk her client out of the death penalty if needed

Uncle - His job is to park his ass in a rocking chair and Bother John til the day he dies

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Javier as a Vampire has a chokehold on me

please tell me you see my javivampire vision

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Normal Javier Escuella HC because I said so

Let’s start with some cute ones :)

He’s got an ugly little giggle - he goes "hehhakbfeakjf" then blushes and twirls his hair

I feel like he’s really really clumsy

A lot of people say he’s a romantic, but the way he’s so awkward at the bar in chapter two tells me other wise

“Yes… uh he is a um…. *pussy* cat..????” Man has no idea what a pussy cat is and it’s so cute and silly

He’s definitely a nervous kisser when there’s people around - in private he is so lovey and romantic

Something about him tells me he has separation anxiety

Javier is probably a little ditzy on his own time

I just love imagining the “Big Mexican Badass who could kill you with one look” also picks flowers in his own time

He takes such good care of Boaz I just know it

Javier definitely forages for food, one of his little missions is for you to get him more Oleander Sage, He knows his foliage

Javier might be fierce and fiery, but I just know he's such a gentle lover

CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS MAN AS A GIRL DAD!?!?!?!???

Now for the not cute ones :(

I feel like we all agree that Javier got rid of his guitar once the band broke up

HOWEVER I believe that it was an accident - either he left it at camp while in a rush leaving for Mexico

OR it fell off the horse while he rode away and it broke while it crashed, forcing Javier to leave it behind

He cut his hair because it was the one thing that kept him close to everyone else in the gang

Someone pointed this out to me, and I hate them for life (jk jk) - but I totally agree that Javier had no idea that the gang was splitting up until it actually happened

I know he spend 3/11 or so years just crying and probably blaming himself

I think Javier kept tabs on John - He says "I HOPE YOU AND YOUR WIFE AND CHILDREN ROT IN HELL"

Either I think too much or somehow Javier knew about John's Daughter who died from being sick

I genuinely think that Javier thought he and John were still close enough to actually be brothers still

These make me sad :(

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Javier Escuella as a Vampire HC because I’ve been thinking about it recently

He would be so refined with drinking blood, I’m talking like drinking it from a wine glass

Javier would also be so picky with blood

He only drinks A and B

You can feed him AB, but he’s going to tell you that it tastes bad (like a weird food combo)

Javier doesn’t drink O type because he thinks it tastes watered down (since O is the universal donor)

He definitely started the rumors of the Chupacabra

He doesn’t kill you like a normal vampire

He prolly shoots you in the forehead

Then wrings you out like a towel for the blood

Or if he’s desperate he will just bite your neck

Javier already wears a lot of clothes that cover his skin so it’s not unusual to see him completely covered up during the day

Most of the time he slaps on a big ass sombrero to protect himself from the sun

Javier definitely carries around a little napkin to wipe the blood off his mouth when he’s done feeding

Javier tries to play off his vampire habits as Mexican Culture just so he can keep his cover

“No, no, no, Mexican’s drink blood on a full moon because… uhhhh… it’s our culture!”

Everyone at camp is just like “Yeah Javier is a little weirdo who doesn’t like the sun. He’s kinda kinky and talks about neck biting a lot”

A few people know that Javier is a vampire, more specifically John, Dutch, Micah, and maybe Arthur

Javier specifically told Dutch because he’s loyal to him

He told John because they are best friends

Micah knows because they drink together and Javier is a gossip girl when he’s drunk

Arthur knows because Javier told John not to tell anyone and John told Arthur

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My RDR Roman Empires

Kieran Duffy - He himself is a Roman Empire to me

Javier Escuella - Specifically his past and those very few years that the entire gang was separated. I can’t help but to imagine the emotional breakdown he must have had after the gang split up :(

Dutch’s downfall - I genuinely believe that the decent of his mental health started when he killed that woman in Blackwater… since the beginning, Chapter one COLTER, he was questioning Arthur’s loyalty

Molly O’Shea’s Death - More specifically the things she said before she died. She never ratted out the gang, she was just in love and wanted Dutch to finally notice her

Mary-Beth - The impact that Kieran’s death had on her more specifically. As a fellow Kieran lover, I can’t help but feel so bad for her loss

Arthur’s Death Animal - The stag and the black coyote have such deep meaning behind them and I can’t stop thinking about it, especially since I’m an Animal Science (Pre-Vet) Major, I might make an entirely new post about the stag and the black coyote

I always wonder if Dutch looked at a Stag or a Coyote as if it was Arthur following him around. A strange angel/devil situation

Lenny - He was only 19 :(

Micah Bell’s Past - I want to know more about him. This is controversial, but he is my favorite character. The way Peter Blomquist played him in RDR2 genuinely made me hate the character. He’s such a fantastic villain, and he is perfectly made to be hated

Bill’s crush on Kieran - He didn’t know how to flirt, he was just trying his best to get Kieran comfortable after tormenting him with his balls, I don’t think they would have been a healthy couple, but seeing Bill vulnerable and awkward around Kieran made me see him differently

Javier’s Haircut - I know it’s very insignificant in the games, but I can’t help but to imagine the song “Blue Hair” by TVGirl every time I think about Javier’s new look in RDR1

John Marston - His love for his wife and the love he had for Jack while progressing through RDR2. I could talk all day about John learning to love and play with Jack

That’s all for now :)

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I’ve decided to open up my requests and stuff!! If you have a RDR1/2 idea, I might write some headcannons on it!

I will do just about anything if it’s not gross or pedophilic if your request is something I don’t like I just won’t do it. You don’t need an explanation as to why.

I am happy to ship characters, any of them tbh…

I’m also happy to do some of the more silly requests! If fact I’m more than happy to do silly RDR headcannons!!

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RDR2 Ideas that are too short for their own post, but I can’t stop thinking about them:

Dutch getting a hold of a flavored Vape (prolly grape)

Arthur taking Melatonin like it’s a little snacky treat

Kieran but he’s a centaur

Javier getting white girl wasted over flavored tequila

Mary-Beth discovering Audiobooks

Hosea absolutely tearing up the dance floor while cotton eye joe is playing

Jack Marston wojacking every time John says something slightly amusing

Karen finding out that “Karen” is now a bad thing (poor girl)

John, Hosea, Dutch, and Arthur going to family therapy

Micah having the time of his life with a nerf gun

Sean talking to Lenny about FNAF lore for over three hours

Lenny absolutely is not paying attention

Grimshaw having a day at the spa (no one else is allowed to join her- mom needs her mom time)

Pearson using his off time to cook for a local soup kitchen

John doesn’t like bugs, but Abigail and Jack chase him around while they have a bug in their hands

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Get attacked!! ✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈✨ <3

idk i got sent this twice and id feel like a dick if i difnt send it to cool ppl

He thinks I’m cool

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Not to be dramatic but this is going to keep me going through the week

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Dude, can’t I just want to throw him against the wall like a piece of cheese? Is that really too much to ask?

An observation.

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About me!!

Hello!! My name is GarfieldBlunt, but you can call me May-Bloom or Bloo!! At the moment of writing this I am 20 years old, my birthday is in November, and I'm a Scorpio!! My pronouns are She/They

I am in multiple fandoms including: Red Dead Redemption 1 and 2 Detroit become Human SCP Multiple YouTubers Fandoms Multiple Music Fandoms Creepy Pasta (Mostly for the cannon not Fannon) Animals (i guess? idk it's more like a hyperfixation) And many more that I can't think of at the moment! At this current moment I am a college student working to become a Veterinarian.

If you would like!! I have an instagram where I post some of my art!! I might start posting it onto here if people are interested in seeing it. My instagram is 5n1ck34d00dl3!!

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This is actually so incredibly cute!!! I love this so much!!!!

Okay but the Van der Linde Gang playing Uno while drunk would be more than just funny.

Sean is yelling in his thick Irish accent

Javier is shouting at Sean in Spanish

The two of them think they are speaking the same language

Arthur is quietly placing down a card and keeps saying “Uno” after he places a card

Bill is upset because he never has the right color

Kieran is sitting there with 30 cards in his hands

John doesn’t know how to play and is trying to play poker with his cards (doesn’t know how to play poker either)

Dutch keeps telling himself he has a plan to get rid of his cards

Micah some how has nothing but uno reverse cards

Charles won a long time ago but everyone was too drunk to notice

Hosea is sipping his red wine and watching the chaos

I just think this is exactly how it would play out.

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Not to have to correct opinion or nothing, but I headcannon that Javier Escuella has the best eyelashes

I have made the most barebones drawing I could of Javier so I can explain what I mean visually, thanks for coming to my TEDTalk

(if you like my art or want to support me follow me on instagram!! —> 5n1ck3rd00dl3)

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Okay but the Van der Linde Gang playing Uno while drunk would be more than just funny.

Sean is yelling in his thick Irish accent

Javier is shouting at Sean in Spanish

The two of them think they are speaking the same language

Arthur is quietly placing down a card and keeps saying “Uno” after he places a card

Bill is upset because he never has the right color

Kieran is sitting there with 30 cards in his hands

John doesn’t know how to play and is trying to play poker with his cards (doesn’t know how to play poker either)

Dutch keeps telling himself he has a plan to get rid of his cards

Micah some how has nothing but uno reverse cards

Charles won a long time ago but everyone was too drunk to notice

Hosea is sipping his red wine and watching the chaos

I just think this is exactly how it would play out.

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Why do I like Tumblr?

Because I can tell people openly that I want to shrink my favorite comfort character and chew on their ass like a gummy bear

Then people are like

“So true babe”

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I have come to the conclusion that Javier Escuella is my Husband and Kieran Duffy is my malewife