truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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people should give me money so i can get more tattoos and look hotter and sexier
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Me @ everyone rn:
Dracula daily starts in just a couple weeks!
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love House MD because House is the MAIN CHARACTER at that hospital and there's no attempt to hide this. as the viewer you are fully aware that those nurses in the elevator are just extras. the boss's entire schedule consists of yelling at him. the head of oncology would rather prescribe him controlled meds and flirt than practice oncology. his team's only desires are to fuck him and strangle him, often at the same time. every other doctor at the hospital might as well be a cardboard cutout.
the walls are glass, the better to see him through. he limps around, commits malpractice, and serves cunt.
long live mid-2000s TV.
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Pick an option at random :)
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cannot explain why but every time wilson is on screen i think about this pathetic wet eyed hammer from it takes two
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like literally his evocation of the genre... his taste must be phenomenal. i should rewatch his music recommendation video.
from this video (but this extended audio version is from here)
the tomska 9/11 song is literally so good it makes me question if i really actually hate ska music or if ive only ever heard bad ska music...
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the tomska 9/11 song is literally so good it makes me question if i really actually hate ska music or if ive only ever heard bad ska music...
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