gaze-office

[gaze-office]

I would like to know some details about your investigation on WARP trains. Can you disclose anything to us?

"I'm afraid most details of our job are to be kept private. All I'll say is that we were offered a large sum - two million Ahn, in fact - by a certain Cane Office president to do this."

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"....no, too clunky looking.... hmm.... way too expensive.... nah, not that one either...." Bono seems to be browsing through some sort of catalogue.

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dalloc i like your outfit! :o

"Thanks. I like it too. It's the perfect intersection of style and comfort."

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.....thoughts on warp trains?

"A certain... President of Cane Office has requested we look into them, but nothing has seemed to work so far. As for personal opinions, they're convenient if not a bit expensive, but as with all singularities, there must be something worse underneath the surface."

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thoughts on l corp?

"They produce energy much more efficiently than the previous L corp. Thank the Head the Smoke War happened. Not much more to say."

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how many times a day do you pat dalloc on the head

"Zero. She gets mad at me. You know those little yappy dogs people have that get angry real easy? She's like a chihuahua."

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By the way this doesn't necessarily answer the question of where Bono's name comes from, but splitting it in half and putting Allocdalloc in the middle to make Boallocdallocno turns it into purple and green according to google translate. Granted since it's google translate this may be inaccurate but I thought it was interesting.

//gonna answer this ooc, i dont think thats an accurate google translate as 보알록달록노 just reads as gibberish to me but im also an immigrant who moved to an english speaking country early so i dont know everything about korean lol. theres actually a staff note in the artbook about bonos name (see below) which makes me think his name is just a random name they made up and has no real name significance or translation unlike the other two lmao

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Out of curiosity, is this before the Library or after? Either way, glad to see you all together and (relatively) happy!

"The... Library? I don't believe I know what you're talking about." He seems genuine.

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hey bono can you see through the glowy bits in your doc ock tentacle arms

"What's Doc Ock...? But yeah, I can. Useful for looking around corners and whatnot."

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BONER LOL

"....It's starting again...."

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your name is funny

"Well, better than getting called Boner by a bunch of Rats..."

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pro bono more like con bono ;(

"Why do you keep mentioning me...?" He still doesn't understand.

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alloc and dalloc, are you related? why else would your names be so similar? (also ty mun for telling us its from the korean word for colorful! thats so cool!)

"We are not related. There are also many people who share the same name, let alone having similar ones. That doesn't necessarily mean they are relatives, let alone even know each other. Gaze Office is a strictly professional relationship."

"Right... Strictly professional..... Just co-workers...."

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so you work for free? huh?? huh???

"We certainly do not work for free. Unrelated, Bono has been banned from answering questions for a day."

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pro bono ayyyyyy

"See? This one's on my side." Don't think he gets it.

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why is bono here his name doesn't rhyme

"We're working on it. He's going to change his name to Balloc."

"No I'm not???"

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hey gaze office it says gullible on the sealing.

*anon has attempted to tape a note to the ceiling, stating "gullible"*

"Do you really think any of us would be stupid enough to fall for th-"

"Huh, I ain't seeing it anywhere though?"

"God damn it, Bono."