geekariffic
geekariffic
Come hell or high watermelon
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I don't have wellbeing, just being. I do good business in surreal estate
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geekariffic · 3 days ago
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The Australian tax department everyone
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geekariffic · 25 days ago
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Just spent over an hour on a customer support line talking to half a dozen different people across five separate transfers, and the final resolution was that they were unable to help me because at some point in that process I'd somehow been transferred to their Australian branch. I didn't even know they had an Australian branch.
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geekariffic · 1 month ago
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Glad I'm not the only person who got the tetris effect with blue prince
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geekariffic · 2 months ago
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Let's go Ruru
Ninox owl - round 1, section 1
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geekariffic · 4 months ago
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I can't use a menstrual cup for the same reason I can't use cruise control.
My ADHD brain will forget it exists and then there'll be blood everywhere.
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geekariffic · 4 months ago
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This happened to me but with kiwifruit
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Reality Shattered
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geekariffic · 4 months ago
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geekariffic · 5 months ago
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Thank fuck for Jessica Clark and MoCap
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"I waited. Finding you was a lost cause, but I'd catch myself waiting."
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geekariffic · 5 months ago
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2025 has already peaked
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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
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geekariffic · 5 months ago
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Even fucking funnier that they had their publisher order a reprint so they could be absolutely fucking clear that they were pegging
Absolutely hilarious that Xiran Jay Zhou had to put a disclaimer at the start of her book to emphasise that these are characters, this is fiction, sure it might be drawing from history and historical figures but that doesn't make it historical fiction, these are ideas the characters are expressing and that doesn't mean that the author is advocating for those ideas.
I see you girl. I wouldn't trust the average internet-goer to be able to distinguish between fiction and reality either.
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geekariffic · 5 months ago
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Neve cleaning mud out of her mechanisms, Manfred cleaning mud out of his ribs.
Neve hanging back at home when Rook and the group go to the Wetlands because she just got a new socket and she's still adjusting to it
Bonus: her confiding in Manfred that okay maybe she just didn't want to have to clear mud out of her mechanisms again
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geekariffic · 5 months ago
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thank you bioware for giving us realistic romances. i too must hang my head in somber reflection after showing any type of genuine emotion
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geekariffic · 5 months ago
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Day one and there's already been a Nazi salute
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geekariffic · 5 months ago
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Alternatively
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geekariffic · 5 months ago
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A certified Softie™️
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Neve and Bellara during the Forest of Spirits
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geekariffic · 5 months ago
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I legit tried to get Neve's VA to do this but it was like talking to a bot. I decided it was too hard basket, but imagine if we could have had
"Honestly Rook, I didn't think you'd be this much fucking trouble".
requested a cameo from gdl and asked him to make solas say 'fuck'. enjoy.
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geekariffic · 5 months ago
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Neve: afraid to get into a relationship because she's so used to living by herself, relying on only herself. She's lost people and blamed herself, she expects things to go wrong and doesn't want to open herself up again just to be hurt.
Rook: afraid to get into a relationship because his love lives in a place called Dock Town and he can't swim.
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