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Me when im reading a/b/o only for the femboy omega purring but the alphas start to growl like idiots too for some reason and i have to go and touch some grass now 👍

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Nhs somehow managing to sneak in porno magz in the Cloud Recesses for YEARS and lan Qiren / lxc are so fucking done because HOW IS HE DOING THAT WTF???

i feel like nie mingjue knows nie huaisang can be manipulative. but canonically he has only ever seen that in the context of like... huaisang avoiding work and playing games all the time. NOT huaisang scheming for years to ruin a man's life 😭

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Mxtx knew nmj dilf aura was too powerful that he had to be offed for the main plotline

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"𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶"

I don't think the mdzs fandom talks enough about how lonely Jiang Cheng is. Like. He doesn't have a spouse, a courtesan, a heir, a sworn brother, head disciples (that are a focal point). He doesnt have ANY guidance or support. The best he gets is Jin Ling and Jiang Cheng is suddenly thrust into the role of caring for him.

I really dont get the Jiang Cheng hate. I understand that Wei Wuxian wasnt at fault for killing Jiang Cheng's parents or their sister, but he was at fault enough. And while now Wei Wuxian has a lover, a child, and a gaggle of desciples following him, Jiang Cheng is still alone.

Do you think he sometimes listens to Jin Ling talking about his night hunts with other junior desciples and he's filled with insurmountable yearning? Do you think he looks back at his childhood and thinks he should've enjoyed it more? Do you think he's envious of his own nephew, just a little? Like he's happy for him, more than he has ever been with anyone, but there's still this small "i wish i was you"?

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I love Jiang Cheng.

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I don't think the mdzs fandom talks enough about how lonely Jiang Cheng is. Like. He doesn't have a spouse, a courtesan, a heir, a sworn brother, head disciples (that are a focal point). He doesnt have ANY guidance or support. The best he gets is Jin Ling and Jiang Cheng is suddenly thrust into the role of caring for him.

I really dont get the Jiang Cheng hate. I understand that Wei Wuxian wasnt at fault for killing Jiang Cheng's parents or their sister, but he was at fault enough. And while now Wei Wuxian has a lover, a child, and a gaggle of desciples following him, Jiang Cheng is still alone.

Do you think he sometimes listens to Jin Ling talking about his night hunts with other junior desciples and he's filled with insurmountable yearning? Do you think he looks back at his childhood and thinks he should've enjoyed it more? Do you think he's envious of his own nephew, just a little? Like he's happy for him, more than he has ever been with anyone, but there's still this small "i wish i was you"?

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The lan clan is so weird cuz imagine you read about it and about the 2000+ rules it has of etiquettes and civility so youre obviously expecting everyone to be super nice yk?

Except you walk in and the main teacher Qiren starts yelling at you for the barest of errors and youre like ... Well that's weird. Maybe his best student will be better? But his best student is just autistic and introverted but also super horny but like, you can't really prove that last part, you just have an itch and a hunch. This autistic hoe just stares at you in the most cunty way possible, converying every form of judgment through his eyebrows alone, and you're all, good fucking god🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 this clan fucking sucks.

And then you turn around and get blinded by this angel of a boy Lan Xichen and you fall to your knees like yes, yes this is what the Lan clan is about, yes.

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Its here. My mdzs wangxian fic is here. Rejoice everyone. Rejoice.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66660688

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Me reading the book series: lxc and jgy have a "personal intimate friendship". Okay. I can get by that.

Me watching the untamed: OKAY I GET IT IT'S LIKE THE OMEGAVERSE IN HERE

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More like "he gave his legs to you in a secret operation you didnt know about because your legs were cut off while saving him from some brutal accident previously, which, of course, he doesn't know about"

Imagine you're in a car with your brother and you keep telling him "slow down, you're going too fast" and he insists "I've got it under control!" And then he hits someone and you get out of the car and find out it's your sister. Your brother goes crazy from guilt and starts running over people left and right until you have to kill him to make sure no one else dies. Then years later he comes back to life and his boyfriend reveals oh guess what fuckhead. The reason he had to drive recklessly everywhere? Because he gave his legs to you in a secret operation you didnt know about. That's mdzs from Jiang Cheng's pov

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Forever a Jiang Cheng supporter ♥️

Imagine you're in a car with your brother and you keep telling him "slow down, you're going too fast" and he insists "I've got it under control!" And then he hits someone and you get out of the car and find out it's your sister. Your brother goes crazy from guilt and starts running over people left and right until you have to kill him to make sure no one else dies. Then years later he comes back to life and his boyfriend reveals oh guess what fuckhead. The reason he had to drive recklessly everywhere? Because he gave his legs to you in a secret operation you didnt know about. That's mdzs from Jiang Cheng's pov

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Wow he just keeps going regardless of the audience 🏢🤸

I cant decide whats funnier: jin guangyao in the middle of some devious plan going DAMN THIS BITCH DUMB and having lan xichen explain everything at once to wei wuxian without interruption. Or jin ling who just happened to be there hearing the entire story without any complains 😭😭😭

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I cant decide whats funnier: jin guangyao in the middle of some devious plan going DAMN THIS BITCH DUMB and having lan xichen explain everything at once to wei wuxian without interruption. Or jin ling who just happened to be there hearing the entire story without any complains 😭😭😭

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HELLO???? IS THIS AO3????

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The way the disciples still trust their hanguang jun even though rumor has it he's evil now 🥹🥹🥹