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That checks, given I was a probably a mouse in a past life

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Gonna start using vagmunch as a slur against straight people

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Gonna start saying M for museum the way we say U for university. "I learned about internment camps at Human Rights M". Yeah, gonna make that a thing.

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Guys, why does Charlie say to Mac not to wear street clothes in the roller rink? What is this taboo on clothing from the 90s?

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Mr Gorbachev, my man, Gorbi. You gotta tear down that wall. Ok? You gotta get on it.

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You should change the spelling of your name to chrundle.

I truyed that but Mac wasnt letting me use it. :(

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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remember back in 2029 when americans started making social media accounts with their full name and personal info just to post "one thing about me is i love friendly fire. sure its an accident, but its no big deal to me" to dodge the draft

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Genius

Ok so how about

Mac & Dennis: Food Critics

Dennis taking tiny dainty bites and sniping at Mac who keeps trying to wolf down the food. Yes ofc they go to Guigino’s but we also get to see them at a bunch of different restaurants. Mac is really confused about Michelin stars bc he doesn’t get why anyone would care about getting a star from the Michelin Man.

But ALSO Charlie having a ratatouille arc and becoming one of the hottest chefs in Philly bc he listens to the rats. Whacked out of his mind on glue and making Milk Steak into a fine dining experience.

I could go on and on but do you see the vision?

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you guys know how charlie mentions he hires someone to spy on the waitress with the coins he takes from the fountain? do y'all think that spy is actually cricket. who else would accept handfuls of loose, possibly still wet, coins as payment

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“the gang gets wes anderson” pt. 3

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"the gang gets wes anderson" pt. 2

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Mac in season 13 ep 10

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You're having sex? That's so European.

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reminiscing on when i went cave diving a couple years back & another dude who was in there was playing minecraft music out of his backpack so i just heard c418 slowly approaching me from within an actual cave. shoutout to that guy

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